Comfy neet life thread
What are your plans today?
How you wagecucks doing out there?
>getting gf
>finally happy for 2-3 months
>i get jealous because she hangs out with many other guys
>she got less time for me
>i break up because i cant handle her actions anymore
>since then i miss her and cant get hero ut of my mind
>she refused me and stopped all contact to me
feeling despair every day
my mood swings between Longing and loneliness and anger
i even tried to start to work on myself to become a better version but will loose instantly on the next day all motivation and falling back into old patterns
>>37840875
You did the right things, besides being a beta and asking her to stay with you after breaking up.
>>37840875
>hanging out with other guys
>having less time for you
Red flags bud, you saved yourself a lot by ending it first. Trust me, you would have regretted having her end it. That's what it sounds like was about to happen.
>>37840875
No, being stupid was your mistake, not getting a girlfriend.
I don't know the entire story obviously but it looks like kind of shallow from this angle, they're allowed to live their own life and have their own friends.
Doesn't have to be about you.
>tfw you cum into her mouth and she swallow and smiles at you
Hello fellow autis... I mean robots.
I'm thinking about joining the army cos I have absolutely no direction in life at all and at this rate will be a completely failure. I'm 19 and slim. I don't even know if I'm in shape either.
Live in England btw. Also I don't know how to swim. Will I die from being unfit or will I just get bullied
Do it. You'll probably be fine. I expect they'll make up to their standards to an extent which will benefit you. Also, 4 years of having life planned for you sounds great
Looking for a BPD gf
steamcommunity.com/id/TfwNoTomokoGf/
>what's the matter, anon?
>don't you recognize me?
>>37840644
You cut your hair?
Reminder that NEETs cannot, CANNOT, be robots. Sitting at home with zero stress or responsibility is the exact opposite of the robot life.
Only those that have to wageslave even while being depressed or anxious or however else they are fucked up can be robots. Tfw no gf is even worse when you are surrounded by normie coworkers.
If you are NEET, you need to go.
I disagree.
I'd imagine NEETS are always on edge since at any moment a parent could try to have a conversation about them regarding finding actual work. Also, NEETS may have to live with the guilt of scrounging of parents/government if they are borderline able to work but can't quite hold down a job.
Anyway, "robot" is a pretty relative term.
lolwuyfgu
You were right guys. I shoulda left when you told me
>tfw your oneitis's days off from work start tomorrow
>tfw can finally jerk off and not have to worry about feeling beta around her
Feels good man
tfw not funny
>>37840419
>be me
>alpha
>go by the name Chad Smashchest
>funniest man on the planet
>walk up to 12 babes
>"hey babes"
>all eyes on me baby
>"Wanna hear a joke?"
>their eyes glisten with moisture, just like their pussies
>"SUCK"
>"MY"
>"DICK"
>panties go flying
>uteri burst causing massive internal bleeding
>don't care, real men don't mind a little blood
>Fuck all 12 of them right then and their
>teacher calls my name
>oh yeah I'm in middle school by the way
>"oh Mr. Smashchest, you sure are the class clown that everyone likes"
>"why don't you stay after class and let me help you with your Biology homework"
>stay after class and smash that dusty old teacher pussy
Man I just love being hilarious
>>37840512
I'll kill myself because I read this
>>37840419
>tfw I do stand up
>tfw no one knows about it
>I secretly take a train down to the city and go to clubs performing jokes and getting a lot of laughs
>other comics congratulate me
> tfw secret double life
>know I'm never going to be successful doing it just do it for a rush
If anybody ever found out I'd stop immediately. There's something about anonymity that appeals to me about it.
Post videos of Chad getting wrecked.
http://tmzgo.com/change-in-behavior/
>cute girl
>like her sorta
>opens her mouth
>hate her
Every time
I don't know what's going on or how I'm supposed to feel or react to things anymore I just wanna lay on my bed and sleep all day
Same, when does this feeling end?
>>37840457
When you find something fulfilling and worth living for. Which is usually never, but it can happen.
I AMPHIBIAN AND l NEED TO BE LOOOOOVED!
>in class
>there's group activity
>screwed.jpeg
>puts on normie mask
>tfw another episode of "Hi! Can i join your group?"
I just find the most nervous lads