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>>36806948
That is what I say every goddamn day

>>36806948
>A rare case of severe phimosis means everyone should have their penis mutilated.

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>>36806948
thurnk gurd er wurs curcurmsersed.

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>>36806936
>tfw no cool sister to teach me guitar

How long have you been practicing? I just started yesterday and I'm struggling to make clean sounds like yours.

>>36806936
Wat gituar u got bicth

>>36806987
Keep at it anon ! getting fretting down wont take long I promise. Get comfortable with holding your guitar and strumming then add some fretting in and you'll gradually progress from there ! Make sure to learn all your basic chords too anon !

What is the most efficient DIY way to get high off weed if I don't have a bong or pipe?

>>36807001
If you're really desperate I'd recommend using some sort of thin paper, e.g. Bible paper, or yellow sticky paper. If not it's pretty easy to make bowls and bongs out of household items, easy to find on the internet

>>36806925
bump
also im ordering edibles so would that make it less likely for me to get caught? i'd assume so

That's a nice choo-choo.

thnk u

This is my favorite song about trains. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-DpRcxK_N8

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>tfw co workers mock me because I you to sleep before 9 and get a full 8 hours
What timeline is this

>6:30 AM now

Its been like this since xmas when something broke inside me. Dont sleep more than 4h at a time.
I cant fix it, feels like purgatory. Is this the end?

>>36806869
>>have no reason to change my sleeping schedule anytime soon

There are a lot of reasons to change your schedule, and I'm sure you've experienced some of them if you've been doing this for any amount of time.

Being on night shift is about as bad for you as smoking. Worse in a lot of ways.

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reading your post gave me a headache you idiot

>>36806902
>reading gives him a headache
>but he's not the idiot

kek ok brotendo

Name?
Oregan

>>36806850
You should give him your white boipucci

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>>36806850
>wake up
>go brush teeth
>look in mirror
>I'm black
>day ruined

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>>36806895
>look at your post
>night ruined

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>>36806775
its called your body is tired and needs rest...thanks for yet another pointless thread. make r9k gay again (sarcasm)

>>36806775
You're dehydrating and it may kill you. Also you may have blood pressure disease that may kill you too.

(Bloody hell, forgot to take my blood pressure pills for thinking about other things. Shit, one hour too late. Good that you recalled.)

Nigger that's heatstroke.

>>36806747
>>>/b/
oregano
orange juice

>>36806747
Here is a good link for information on the Xenu myth by the way. It's just the Wikipedia page on Xenu, but it's got all the essential information.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xenu

>inb4 phone/mobile poster

>>36806747
did you read about this website of buzzfeed or something? fuck off

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I was just thinking to myself "what if the reason I'm such a failure is because a majority of the people in this world are failures and they ultimately affect me and reflect what I am / become" is there anything to this or am I just making excuses?

>>36806729

I know that feel anon. Glad I'm not the only crazy one, hail victory, comrade.

>>36806729
>>>/pol/

is over that way

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Race baiting is stupid but that girl is very attractive.

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>>36806771
too bad race baiting is fun

>>36806788
You have carte blanche but only if you post big titted asian girls.

>>36806590
i lift and by the time I reached Louie's age i would've been hella strong given i keep lifting up till his age

would have kicked all their asses

At the moment? I'm decently strong, so I'd probably still get in a fight.

id stand up for myself, tell him to fuck off, and if he didn't fuck off then I get up and we tussle

would probably use the chair im sitting in to bash some fuckers

I would have taken my date to a better restaurant in the first place.

>>36806590
It's a weird situation to be in. As an adult it kinda looks bad if you beat on the young guys (at least in the U.S.). I have been in a situation where I have wanted to beat younger men, but I can't do that because I'm supposed to be an adult ):
Also, Louie has kids he has to consider. If he can't work, that might mess up his family situation.

Join this litness pls!

>>36806533
>>36806700
holy fuckin dubs Batman

tfw when dubtrack is ded

I honestly don't think I could care any less, op. Earth will eventually be swallowed by the expanding sun, and the universe will inevitably become uninhabitable. Why would I give a fuck about what women do on social media? Fuck off, failed normie. Always thinking about other people, closet extrovert.

>>36806531
I don't get why you spoiled that

>>36806531
wow, gender advantages and disadvantages are unfair?

You know what's unfair? Men can gain way more muscle with only a fraction of the effort

I realised that no matter how much weight I lose or how confident I become, I'll always be treated differently because I'm ugly. I've lost almost 50 pounds, put on muscles so most people comment on it, changed my eating and clothing habits and fixed my style up but it doesn't mean shit.

Every time I talk to women, I come off as a really friendly guy as opposed to someone they'd ever want to date and my looks never helped. I've tried tinder and the only people who like me back make me feel sick gross because their overweight or have no care for their looks .

I just started at a new job and I'm already seeing people lose interest in me as a potential friend because I'm so autistic. It hurts knowing no matter how hard I try, I can never have normal social skills and average looks.

Started to a little, but then realized that this board's culture is toxic as fuck and acts as an enabler to be a loser

>>36806831
This x 100 desu senpai oregano