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Faces are way too important to me. The face portrays the general cuteness and personality that I like about a girl.

my girls got bad acne

she'd probably be alright though if it cleared up

what's wrong with your gf op? weird features?

>>35762984

I've got a crush on one.
How did you pick up yours?

Look like blisters. Seek help if you're self-harming.

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>>35762889
Your day is just getting worse and worse friend.

What in the actual fuck anon... Also traps are gay

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I have no place here. I don't fit in.

i love this picture orgno

>>35762862
its not like you would fair any better in the third world

It's because your mom took a lot of black dick, clicks and pops aren't that hard to learn.

>>35762836
No, just immature

>English feels like my first language despite the fact that it isn't
Anyone else know this feel?

let me give away my money making business idea that would be smart

>>35762804
A clothing store called Urban Ass Shitters where all the workers have diarrhea and shit all over while following you around the store and going "hello sit can I help you?"

>>35762804
A cleaning & de-cluttering service called 1-800-GOTCUM. We move out and clean your cum.

>>35762769
common knowledge my friend

>>35762769
the only god tier humor is possessing the capacity for every style of humor listed there

>>35762841
See postscript

>>35762735
I hate myself, but love almost everything else. I think people sense that about me and find it very off putting.

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>>35762783
nobody likes a person who doesn't like themselves. hating yourself makes people see you as a mentally handicapped who's not able to achieve anything great

>>35762876
Most people can't and won't achieve anything great.

>>35762725
I'm just fantasizing about ponies. How are you OP?

>>35762725
It's my birthday today, got a card from my dad and sisters which was nice, mom phoned from work to say hello. Other than that just playing crusader kings 2, might treat myself to a Chinese takeaway. Fairly usual birthday affair.

>>35762725
>never have tfw no gf harder than now

besides my crushing loneliness and lack of girlfriend, I'd say pretty good

I really want to start, could you teach me?

>>35762631

Only if you bait the lines for me

Bait is fucking gross

Fishing for sports only, not for meat, fish meat is practically a vegetable.

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I know that feel OP.
If I had a daughter I'm afraid I'd not be able to control my urges.

I want to create a daughter to mold her into the perfect woman for myself. I mean she'd have characteristics that I have since she's mine. I don't know why more people haven't tried this beyond legal reasons having sex with a minor.
Cultivate her into the perfect modest woman

Why not a son?
Don't even answer that you pervert.

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>>35762544
I only have sad gondola's ;_;

mm ok, My favorite albums are Kanye wests good summer, Taylor Swifts best shit and eminems best shit. Favorite book is probably Bjorns c++, Favorite hobby is construction, engineering. fuck so much shit I could call my fav hobby. Shooting, sports, cars, videogames, animals.
Id spend a sunny sunday chilling, smoking a doobie and doing aomething interesting yet calming.
I like threads that reveal human basic instincts and nature. Everything original really

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>>35762544
>>What are your top 3 albums?
The Earth Is Not A Cold Dead Place - Explosions In The Sky
We Were Dead Before The Ship Even Sank - Modest Mouse
In the Aeroplane Over the Sea - Neutral Milk Hotel
>>What's your favourite book, and why is it so special to you?
The Thing On The Doorstep by H.P Lovecraft. The first book to ever make me feel uneasy.
>>What's your favourite hobby? What project / event have you been working on recently?
I have none. Watching Tv series and playing games.
>>How would you spend a gloriously sunny Sunday?
I guess i wake up and take a jogg.
>>What sort of threads do you love spending time in on 4chan?
escapism threads

>>35762500
>>How many tattoos do you have and what do they mean?
4 at the moment. A slot machine style 7 on my nape in my favorite colors because Im gambler / lucky, hello kitty head in a deadpool mask because Im an idiot when drunk and take stupid bets / a lipstick mark on my neck because I always wanted it and like the aesthetic / half sleeve of a sacred heart with a banner reading Trouble across it and a mohawked skeleton behind a chain steering wheel with a demon lady next to him.
>> level of pain endured and costs?
Nothing hurt too bad until line work on my bicep fucking killed, Ive spent around $800
>>Have you ever been shamed for having them irl?
The lips get the most attention for obvious reasons, no high level of shaming
>>post pictures and get rated
Nty.

>>35762618
Your tattoos sound so fucking retarded

Tattoos are normiecore

>>35762479

Somebody post the thingy that one anon made.

>>35762479

you know if people who didn't like elizaposts would stop making elizaposts then it would actually die.

>>35762497
what thingy are you talking about?

>>35762463
Just try get out of it, weddings are a waste of time desu

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>>35762463
>old high school friend is getting married
>have to go see all the people who made better lives for themselves

>>35762463

They'll be divorced within two years anyway. Don't waste the effort and money.

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I'd wear that. I love jacking off to cartoons

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>>35762516
Same here, bronani

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us nerds, amiright