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sedated children longing for dogfights
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psych ward zombies with their new masters
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freedom and fear are always together
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law of the land
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>tfw grills prefer horsecocks rather than us
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>you will never have a gf getting cucked by horse
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>>37608722
>fertilization
muhrcixan exumacation
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>tfw will never mutually masturbate with a girl browsing horsecocks
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Can I trip on acid if I'm taking antidepressants? Help a brother out /r9k/. I'm really bored.
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>>37608642
yes, but you should stop taking them a few days before the actual trip.
SSRIs have been known to affect lsd trips.
Also google that shit nigger
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>>37608642
My experience was that they stopped a lot of the trip from going to the full effect.
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>>37608642
Yes, SSRIs just decrease the efficacy.
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Girls that take advantage of dumb beta males thread 2017-06-09 09:43:05 Post No.37608577
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Girls that take advantage of dumb beta males thread
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Is anyone else amazed by the fact that pretty girls can literally live their lives on the kindness of beta males? One of my room mates is currently jobless, no car, no future prospects and currently has more money than I do because of all the "boy friends" she has. I'm not saying they're fucking, I'm just saying they are friends with her. They give her money, driver her places she need to go. I've never seen her buy groceries and she spends most of her time either in her room or in the tub. She has her own gym membership that she gets for free because of one of her beta orbiters. I swear she doesn't even use the days of the weak anymore, she now goes by guys names. Tom is Monday, alex is Tuesday, Jerry is Wednesday, and ect. Thing is I'm not even mad at her for taking advantage of people, I'm just amazed that it actually works. She pays her rent and she doesn't bother me what she does with her life, but I laugh my ass off at the 8 or so guys that come over literally throughout the week just to give her money or gifts. She plays these morons like a fucking fiddle.
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>>37608577
>be my sister
>have serious mental issues
>zero self esteem, wants to be an artsy fartsy girl and attract a european metrosexual man
>instead has a pack of beta orbiters
>guys are all 5+ years older than her and nerdy gamer types
>whenever she meets a more successful guy than the usual orbiters, he leaves her ass pretty quickly
I'd feel sorry for her if she wasn't 500x as socially/sexually successful as me by sheer virtue of being a somewhat pretty female
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>>37608758
I actually live near a girl who's entire income is made from guys that give her money. She's a cam girl and part time barista. She makes fucking bank.
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>>37608577
>my sister
>one beta ex bf pays for her phone bill
>another ex bf lends her thousands of dollars even though she is living in a different country with her new bf
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I always wanted to play dungeons and dragons but I just can't get into the whole roleplaying my character thing. Wish I could just talk normally and be myself instead of some human with lore. Also I wish I had friends to play with...
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Want to play? I run /r9k/ D&D game before. Last group flaked out overtime, but I don't mind running it.
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>>37608539
If you don't mind teaching me how to play. I've never played but will gladly join.
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>>37608565
Well we could play seriously or just for fun. Seriously would take time to make a character and shit.
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>tfw my 20th birthday is just around the corner
>it feels like i turned 19 like 4-5 months ago, not fucking 12
How the hell did it come around so fast? Will the rest of my life be like this? Fuck me.
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Turning 20 this January.
Already retired, thank god
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>>37608451
Turned 22 last week. Be rest assured you'll be dead before you turn 21.
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>>37608451
i was 25 yesterday, today i am 35. time goes by faster the older you get. im pretty sure it was january a few hours ago.
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Daily reminder that I hope you have a good day anon.
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>>37608413
fuck you and your back handed complements
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>>37608428
There is no back hand here anon I just hope you have a good day, every day!
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>>37608413
i hope you don't
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What's /r9k/'s experience with antidepressants? Is there a definite way to tell that they're having some positive effect?
t. couple of days on citalopram
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>>37608352
>t.
What does this even mean?
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Nothing really definite. Their effectiveness varies from person to person. For me, I just generally feel a bit better, it's extremely difficult to explain.
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>>37608395
he used it wrong
t.someone who's been taking citalopram for a couple of days
also NEWFAGGGG and reeeee
google it
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WHY AM I NOT GETTING THE SEX THAT I DESERVE?
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You don't deserve sex. Or anything.
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>>37608324
You don't deserve sex, you only earn it
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>>37608324
No one "deserves" anything. Work for it or stop trying.
>tfw i chose the latter of the two
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i fucking hate r9k
>be black fembot
>no boyfriend
>no friends
>disabled because car crash
>brother bullies me often
how come you're allowed to post feels, and i'm not? i literally hate myself
i drain my family out financially and physical
do you know how it feels not being able to shower alone, or walk to the bathroom without a cane?
and then you keep talking shit about black women, which hurt me even more, i'm already not loved as it it being a disabled person, you think being the lowest on the list of people's preferences will help?
fuck you robots, i'll post as much femanon feels as I want
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>>37608207
Yeah. Your life sounds like complete shit.
I'm also Black--which can be pretty shitty--but not nearly as shitty as your life.
You win this round.
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>>37608207
most people posting here aren't robots. also, it's not a good thing to be a robot.
i guess you could think of yourself a robot among robots.
r9k is just an outcast version of highschool. everyone wants their turn at fitting in and being part of something and these are the loser's chance.
i hate r9k. can't compare myself a part of these losers and you shouldn't either.
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>>37608207
I can appreciate the countless minutes you spent coming up with this bait. Here's a (you) for your troubles.
would girls find me weird if i told them about my monster girl fetish?
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>>37608155
may want to ween them into it with cosplay or some shit first.
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>>37608155
You don't need anyone to answer that question for you, you already know.
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>>37608155
Most likely. Just keep that to yourself until they talk about the weird shit THEY'RE into.
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At what point do you give in and buy a sex-doll?
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>>37608106
I won't, Hand-kun has never dissapointed me and is available at all times
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I dont find them attractive. they dont do anything
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>>37608106
Don't do it, they're a hassle to clean apparently.
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Hello. How're you? I hope all is well. Have a pleasant rest of the day, that is all.
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>>37608100
that's it OP because of you I am massacring thousands tomorrow and it's all your fault
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>>37608216
Oh? You don't say? Umm ok I guess. We'll see if you follow through with that. All I did was wish anyone well?
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I'm doing fucking terribly, thanks. How about you? any new shitposts you got planned out for tonight?
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Do you wish you lived somewhere with cold weather?I do
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>>37608023
I used to, and now that I might have to move somewhere cold I no longer want to. Life is a cruel joke.
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>>37608023
Yes
>tfw it was 90 degrees yesterday
>it's going to get up to 110 degrees in july
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>>37608023
OH GOD YES
FUCK GREECE
Im feeling sick from March to November
Im also a poorfag NEET with no A/C and i think im losing it atm. I feel like im going through everyday torture 7 months a year
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>it's another "Anon gets drunk and spends his entire weeks paycheck on useless shit in one night" episode
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>>37607985
You son of a bitch I haven't spent it yet.
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>getting a paycheck
normals out
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>>37608016
It was actually my neetbux, but I thought paycheck may resonate more.