>tfw got called off work today
>bored as shit and restless
I just wanted to go to work
>>37908714
iktf, usually i find something small.amd productive like cleaning the kitchen or sweeping up. makes your body chill out
>>37908714
>tfw you skills are so valueless, your employer tells you to just stay at home
fuck, OP... i never want to know that feel
>>37908714
Wage slave get rekt
Can I find a long time gf if I have a small willy? :(
>>37908554
the obelisk says no
>>37908554
Only if you agree to an """"open relationship"""".
>>37908609
heh :) that made me smile
Why the idea of looking for a job sounds so ridiculous to me?
I'm suppose to look and beg for some stranger to become his slave, sounds like utter fucking hell.
>>37908514
>tfw randomely decided to check for job offers
>some factory job just got posted, say fuck it and call
>they invite me for an interview on the next day, bring cv with you
>go there not expecting anything, not caring whether i get this job or not at all
>do well on the interview, almost no stutter and pass the litle test they gave me
>they ask what pay i would be interested in, i reluctantly say an amount thats slightly above mini um wage, they teol me the stsndard pay is400$ more
>ask me if im interested in 2nd stsge of recruitmnt
>i tell them i dont have time tikl next week, they schedule it for later the same day, come still expecting to not get the job
>they just talk to me about formao stuff and wuen i start
wtf
Well, OP, you don't have to do it, then. just make sure to live small and make your money last.
>>37908514
No you arent. All you do is fill out forms online and submit them. The hiring manager then calls you and you interview.
WHY DID I PUT ICY HOT ON MY DICK WHYYYYYY?!!
>>37908508
cuz you are dumb
>>37908508
put bengay on your balls next
>>37908508
In high school I tried to get people to pay me to put bengay on my balls and all I could get was one guy to get me a 6 pack of generic brand root beer. I went into the bathroom and did it and no one believed me so I did it a second time while they were in the bathroom. The dickwad only gave me 5 root beers.
"You didn't vote for Trump right, girl?"
I did. Let's bang, bro
>>37908503
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE KING OF GINGERS
>>37908534
>implying you aren't moist
What are you supposed to do during the hours before work besides getting ready (showering, eating, getting into uniform, bringing lunch/wallet/water/work ID/etc) ?
Are you supposed to be studying something for work or what?
>>37908409
>sleep until 15 minutes before work
>slap on deodorant
>bush teeth
>get dressed
>out the door
>arrive at work 2 min late
repeat daily.
I usually just read or grab myself something to eat if I have the time. Or go walk around a bit while having a cig or two.
I tend to watch youtube but I'm starting college soon so I would do college then also I kind of tend to think that when you play video games kind of it shows down the process of thinking I don't like to play video games before work unless it before 6 hour mark It cones with deterioration effacts
How lesbians have sex, r9k?
They scissor whilst listening to screamo metal.
>>37908340
Is that Anissa Kate getting her pussy eaten by that dyke?
one girl has a penis
THE TEARS DONT FALL AND CRASH AROUND ME
EVERYTHINGS SO BLURRY
>>37908315
HER CONSCIENCE CALLS
THE GUILTY TO COME HOME
wow thats not original
>>37908315
Look at me now! Look at me now!
I'm sick of this meme that "every man has the potential to be attractive to women". It pisses me off to the core. It's such a lie.
>>37908298
this guy looks like a tumblr landwhale grew a beard
That's one of the many lies you're told throughout your life: "You're special", "You matter", "you can do anything", etc. It's all bullshit meant to pacify you, because we live in a generation where self criticism is considered an awful thing.
It is true, but the truth is that the potential woman that finds you attractive may just have the body of a 50 year old obese mother of 6 kids despite being 25 and having 0 kids.
I farted up.
Robots help me.
>Studying in library
>Sudden shitstorm out of nowhere incoming
>Go to bathroom
>Release
>Can't control it
>Blasting fart and shit noises are thrown
>I'm certain everyone in the library has heard it
What the fuck do I do? I'm scared shitless (hehe) to go out.
>>37908292
Maybe you can become a toilet hikki. You wont even have to wait until your parents go to work to go take a crap, and there's free water in the faucet. If you can find a plug to charge your phone you're set for life.
What Would Chan Do? Walk out like an alpha, own it, if anything, only they have to be ashamed
I heard a girl laugh when I came out. I need to study for an exam but I'm too embarrases to stay here.
>had many chances for the normie life and a gf
>screw up on all of them
>grow up without desire for a gf
>the normie life doesn't appeal to me
>just want to be alone and die alone
The road to ruin is shorter than you think.
that guy's hair/head/face looks like a broom when he's got that pipe out
>>37908288
>silver in league
>sliver in life
dad was afk or something, and then I built the wrong items...
>>37908288
dat reddit numbers though
>tfw groping my ass and pretending it's a girls
>>37908237
hoIy shit you're fucking pathetic
>>37908399
>implying you arent automatically pathetic for going on this board
>tfw groping my ass and pretending it's someone else groping me
Only wagies at work in here please
How's it going lads? I just got done sweeping the warehouse for the new client coming to have a look, now I'm excitedly making some coffee, how's your day been?
just started a new job working as a service agent at enterprise rent-a-car. They're paying me more than my previous job, so I'm pretty happy. Plus they're working with my schedule so I'll be able to go to school. Feels good man.
>>37908199
>22
>1. year trainee
>270$
Just arrived home from work at a greenhouse. It was +40 degree today.
if i could be a neet for a day
i could live my life the free and easy way
id take from uncle sam and make the wagies pay
if i could be a neet for a day
now for one whole day
a neet i could be
the first id do is jack off to some cp
and id let my parents upstairs do my thinkin for me
if i could be a neet for a day
now i wouldnt wanna work
cause i wouldnt have to
guess what id do next, you shouldnt need a clue
id go down to social services like all the neets do
if i could be a neet for a day
oh if i could be a neet for a day
i could live my life the free and easy way
id take from uncle sam and let the wagies pay
now when i sit down in that office
the office of welfare
id get food stamps a disability check and free health care
to keep myself alive around the cumrags i got scattered everywhere
if i could be a neet for a day
now id have plenty of time so id hang out on this site and sob
then id become a janitor and i wouldnt even need a job
if i could be a neet for a day
oh if i could be a neet for a day
i could live my life the free and easy way
id take from uncle sam and let the wagies pay
now when id need something id pirate it
so i wouldnt have to buy it
and if the cops would apprehend me you know that id deny it
then id call my psychologist and theyd say im in a an unstable mental state and i was only tryin it
if i could be a neet for a day
but i cant be a neet
and i dont really have to be
cause its true let me tell ya
its plain and simple as seein
if i was a neet for a day id be takin from me
so i dont want to be a neet for a day
i dont want to live the free and easy way
ill wagecuck long ill wagecuck hard and thats ok
cause ill never be a neet for a day
>tfw don't know the melody to this
>>37908286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BXSwDzBA-Q&t=92s
>>37908170
While I agree with the message of your version of the song, pretty sure the source material means you should go back to pol
Does this make anyone else hard af?
I have no idea why. I know i'm disgusted by this stacy whore but at the same time I want to gift her lingerie and be humiliated for it.
>>37908130
>Findom
Ew, femdom is top tier but findom is just stupid.
I get turned on by impregnating some girl and having cucks give her money.
>>37908130
>disgusted by this stacy whore but at the same time I want to gift her lingerie and be humiliated for it.
Much like the feminists who are disgusted by rape and also would greatly like to be raped by attractive men.
Perhaps you should transition into a female OP.