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>recent graduate
>apply 8 hours a day for grad jobs
>can't find anything
>best friend has spine cancer
>another friend had a siezure due to valium addiction
>all my other friends are either married, have children, or both
>22 years old

SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP
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>>38273156
Your two friends have it worse. Help them and feel like a better person.

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>tfw reading local Facebook groups or pages
Sometimes I wonder if all the posts are written by an AI or maybe they're satire.
Normies are more Normie than previously thought possible.
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ok niggers i have 1 more year at uni
how do i MAKE SURE i get laid this year

friendless khv
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>>38273078
Go to all the parties and get drunk in the afternoons

So what'll it be this time around, robots?
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>>38485447
More high resolution version available on /tg/, for those interested: >>54414805
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>>38485447
I can't be bothered to read all of their descriptions but based off of appearance only, i'd go for Irene. It's a tough choice desu though, there are alot of qt 3.14's
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Johanna is perfect wife material and you're wrong if you pick anyone else.

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Anyone else here feel consumed by evil and hate?
After browsing this board and reading the daily women hate threads on a daily basis it's taken a toll on me, I've began losing my body heat and have been extremely cold inside my body as the cold feeling moves like an ice pick, my left eye has started to lose it's vision, my skin has been turning to a really pale/grey color, is there anything mentally causing this? after I accepted the fact all Roastie whores were selfish bitches, most people I have met I hate, the people I will likely meet I will hate, and my parents for giving birth to me to experience the world at its most degenerate.
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How do l become and importer-exporter?
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>>38272965
Maybe you should become an architect or a marine biologist.

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what goes through a guy's mind when she is struggling to take him inside of her because he is too big for her?

let's say there is someone who takes pleasure in breaking open the tightest girl and enjoying her struggling to accomodate

what will she do?
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>>38272798
hes just being pushy desu imo

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Realistically speaking, what steps would you have to take to get to achieve this situation?
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Be Chad kdjfnd
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>>38485419
1. Be born with no mental disorders
2. Be raised in a loving home with both parents
3. Be exposed to relationships and sex by age 15
4. Believe that all there is to life is pussy
5. Work towards being a manipulative person able to woo women with only his words and maybe money
6. Find girl to fuck
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>>38485493
>>38485443
Lets focus on things we can change.

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https://memeinsider.co/
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don't click it, it's a virus

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>Tall
>Look like Chad
>Have crippling anxiety
>Lazy as fuck, mostly due to anxiety

Hahaha just kill me now please hot girls check me out and I get anxiety and want to crawl under a rock

My life should be a fucking slam dunk but instead I am more miserable than any of you cunts
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Better to be admired than loathed.
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So much wasted potential. Not because you could be fucking ultra hot stacy's but because you could take enjoyment in rejecting them.
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>>38272631
Atleast most of us have the shitty excuse of having shitty genes.. ..but you. You dont know suffering

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Yo what up /r9k/ I'm lonely and want to die and I have no money for drugs!

[email protected]

There's my email, post your contact faggots and hope someone gives a shit enough to contact you.

>about me
>6'2" skinhead with drug problems
>into vidya and computers
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I'm not posting contact info but I'm really coked out right now and considering doing more lines.
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>>38272646
Do it anon! If I had any drugs I'd do them too
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>>38272673
In a sec, I'm finishing smoking a bowl. I just kinda did a lot at the beginning of the night so I'm chilling on it for right now.

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Do You know anything about sports?

Im trying to learn how to talk about sports, so im watching videos about sports so i can make small talk to normies about sports

>Basketball
>Soccer
>UFC

how do you talk sports? its amazing to listen to normies talking about sports in depth
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>>38272563
Sports fans know the rules, tactics, strategy, and history of the game, so don't try to act like you know what you don't know, because it will be obvious. Just be honest and say you're a new fan.
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>>38272563
I've thought about trying to focus my autism on sports so I can integrate with normalfags

Baseball has numbers and stuff which could be kinda cool
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I really like sports but I'm too autistic and alone to actually discuss it.

Learning about a sport isn't really difficult. Just learn the basic rules, watch a few games, and call the ref a useless cunt who wants your team to lose.

Why do i always feel drity when i fap ?

I always feel immense regret and as if i soiled my slef. Help robots.
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>>38272474
please robots.
Help me get that feel away.

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i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my
i hope that someone gets my
message in a bottle
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I have a dream that I am couple with beautiful woman.
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But gorgeous woman hard to come by.

Even harder to be with her when timeframe too short

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