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>>38553728
thank you anon, I did enjoy the picture

>>38553728
Something went through a lot of trouble to create the universe and everything in it just to smile while you typed that.

This is hell, boyo.

>>38553999
How do I escape it?

>>38553646
>read with fan on under a blanket
>browse on laptop with classic/black and white television shows playing
>drink blue moon and play fighting vidya with arcade stick on lap

>>38553646
>eat takeaway in bed while watching movies
>wear oversized shirt and underwear around house
>keep gallons of water and a cup next to bed so no need to get out

>Play kingdom hearts bbs
>build houses in skyrim
>Masturbate to oneitis that will never love me
>send clingy texts to a female friend from highschool
>Listen to alex jones

>>38553639
>play s4 online with a buddy
>go into a room and for some reason all people there act like faggots Except a few
>the best one is Called "rorschach"
>invite him to our Skypegroup just because i like watchmen
>turns out He is actually a qt3.14
>have fun All day playing whatever kinds of games
>next day
>she writes in Group asking us if we're already awake
>neither one of us answers her
>deleted her after some time on Skype and never Talked to her again

I'm sorry pixelprincess...

>join regiment for Mount and Blade Napoleonic expansion because the leader invited me
>we have online practices every week since hitting anything in Napoleonic is difficult as shit, but we have fun bantz due to the eccentric Brits and the Scandinavian sounding bear
>however, over time fewer and fewer people join for our weekly events and practices
>one day the leader of the regiment gets sick ensuring the group's twilight and the increasing the swiftness of its demise
RIP 2ndRHA, I wish I did more Nicholas

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bumping 4 friendship

Pretty fucking often

Never I don't even have it

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tfw you press this button and the thread font is now in italics

Right? Or am i just overeacting to me not reacting.

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>>38553529
Disappointed is normal man, everyone takes their issues on in different ways. Hope you're focusing on your self/loved ones lad.

>>38553529
It's okay to just be disappointed, he probably doesn't deserve it for you to be sad about him

sometimes the mind goes numb that you lose track of what's going on

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I used to be a pretty nice guy back when I had friends. Now I'm antisocial drunk addicted to amphetamines and I'm pretty sure I hate most people. Also I cut and burn myself a lot. I'm about ready to kms.

I've always been alone, so it's just normal to me at this point, to be all fucked up and into some hard shit. Everyone else is unhinged, not me.

I'd guess it's pretty easy to get back to NEET life, boss. What's your plan? Some type of ERE/MMM deal?

>>38553838
Well, not easy. Maybe "simple" is the better term.

>>38553494

Want to swap? Because i'm almost out of money

>>38553472
I want to be shrunken down to hamster like size, then SWALLOWED and DIGESTED alive by Raffey Cassidy.

I want to use my useless genetic trash self to nourish beautiful, gorgeous Raffey, I want to be part of her, to submit to her beautiful belly and body, to be consumed by her completely.

wasn't she that little girl in the Tomorrowland film?

>>38553815
Why didn't they include a scene where she shrank down a bad guy and then swallowed and digested him alive?

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>>38553369
Reminder that you're a dirty nigger lover

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>>38553417

>BOOM

EAT SHIT, NAZI BOY.

YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

>>38553417
Wow. The alt-right can only use mean words and hate others for how they were born? Pathetic!

>>38553329

>no /pol/

hi cuck

>>38553329
What is the purpose in posting this?

I go on sci sometimes and in my opinion it's actually one of the dumbest boards. I have degrees in CS and Math and the posters there that talk about those subjects are freshman level. Can't have a good conversation about anything substantive and unclear on basic stuff

>>38553190
yeah trannies are almost always obnoxious attention whores and flamboyant gays are usually roastie apologists.

>>38553190

same famalam, we're kindred spirits

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>>38553190
I WANT THE WHOLE K-ON! CAST AS MY HAREM REEEEEEEEEE

but this was posted today

>>38553171
No, it was posted tomorrow.

>>38553207
yesterday, you said tomorrow
therefore, today's is the day after the day before, but the day before the day that takes place after this day, in other words, tomorrow

Or he just used your WiFi.

>>38553041
But that ban is from nearly a year ago?

what u dont like furry porn or something why not

>>38552961
No. There isn't. Get talkin', M8.

>>38552961
No.

1234567891

>>38552961
>Is there a way to improve social skills without having to talk irl?
if you're a sperg as an adult, that's how you'll always be. it's already ingrained into your personality. Maybe, when you were still a child you could've fixed it, but it's too late now.

>>38552904
As often as I can. I'm pretty much an omega, so I've given up. Unfortunately nobody wears skirts in my area.

One time in high school, a girl walking up the stairs had her skirt flip up and I saw her entire ass and she was wearing a skimpy thong. That's what got me hooked.

>>38553125
More stories of this, anon?

>>38553228
Not really, unfortunately. I live in the deep south, and the only girls worth looking at wear those slutpants or jeans.