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any frends here /legaly retarded/?
im not doing good on life right now
but butt hurts from sitting
momy wont let me have my blanket
can you guys help me make food pleas?
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>>38425471
what do you want to make friend?
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>>38425491
i would like maceony its very nice but momy dosnet let me cook in the kitchen i need help pleas
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please help guys my brother sad he wont help me on 4 chan anymore i think i know about 4 chan more but i am not doing good so please help pleas
Hakuna Matata.
It means no worries, for the rest of your days!
It's our problem free... philosophy!
You know wagie, these two words will solve ALL your problems!
Hakuna Matata, what a wonderful phrase... Hakuna Matata, ain't no passing craze!
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy!
Hakuna Matata!
I'm telling you wagie, this is the great life... no rules, no responsibilities. And best of all, no worries! Well wagie?
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fuck this you're right! time to quit wagecucking. time to join the worry-free NEET life.
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FUCK YOU NEET FUCK YOU! IM MAKING MONEY AND YOU AREN'T! HA!
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Didn't the Lion King literally have to eat bugs in order to live this "problem-free" philosophy? So yeah, enjoy your cockroach breakfast.
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hi guys, as a female robot i have decided all i am good for is my looks since my personality sucks peepee... :3
doing a live stream and talking bout my life and answering questions, fuck it please join: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jA19HhnnPI
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bumpity poopy bum bum! pls join or i will cries :{
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>>38425421
you better listen to my shit faggot
these are some of my favorites albums by myself
https://apaleskinmexican.bandcamp.com/album/vaporwave-is-just-80s-music-slowed-down-and-you-know-it
>vaporwave/mallsoft
https://apaleskinmexican.bandcamp.com/album/i-dont-value-my-life-enough
>noise
>powerviolence
>drone
me singing Death Grips songs
https://apaleskinmexican.bandcamp.com/album/covers
more vaporwave/mallsoft
https://apaleskinmexican.bandcamp.com/album/old-good-days-happiness
and this
https://apaleskinmexican.bandcamp.com/album/dynamite-ep
>breakcore
>moombahton
>lolicore
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Unironically kill yourself you dumb whore
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>tfw you need to wank before you go to sleep, and you can't jerk off without porn anymore, but now all porn disgusts you and you can't watch it without getting mad.
What the fuck do I do now?
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>>38425380
nobody cares. shut the fuck up.
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this will help
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>>38425380
Jerk to the good vibes you had while jerking off to porn
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baaloopo
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Interjection
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Egyptian Gods General No. 3
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>Be me
>Descendant of the sun god Ra
>Literally die by being tricked into going into a box
>and drowning
>a fucking box
This is why Anubis is the best Egyptian god of the dead
Discuss Egyptian gods
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Egypt is gay, Celtic gods are where it's at.
Eat a dick, stupid fucking Anubisposter
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>>38425346
I would like for thoth to sit on my face
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>let me take seat so I can bump this thread real good...
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Is it true that with longer nails it hurts to jack off?
Is it true that some guys hump their pillows?
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>>38425297
I've had pretty long nails before and never had any trouble. Never humped my pillow before.
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>Is it true that some guys hump their pillows?
See I've tried that and I can't get anything out of it Im not sure if Im doing it wrong or what
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>>38425344
How long would you describe your nails though?
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How tall are your parents?
mommy - 4'11"
daddy - 5'8"
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>>38425211
At least you're not a manlet, though, right?
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>>38425211
mom - 5'2"
dad - 6'5"
i ended up being 5'4"
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>>38425211
mom- 5'8
dad- 6'0
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Who was that girl you knew who couldn't run in gym because of her boobs by the time she graduated high school?
Who is that girl who thinks H cup is a normal bra size?
Pictures and stories welcome.
>Bonus Round
Who is that girl you follow on instagram with unreasonably large breasts? The weekend macromastia thread welcomes gigantic tits regardless of how you find them.
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>>38425172
Who is she i need sauce
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There was no such girl in my school.
I wish there was.
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>>38425254
Just some instagram broad.
Social media is so ubiquitous that literal freaks of nature are just out there to stumble on.
>dream about crush again
>wake up to crushing loneliness
>an empty stomach
>boner that will go unresolved
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>>38425166
Wank, shower, and Taco Bell when you get done considering suicide.
This is the robot life.
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>>38425166
My friend, what do you accomplish with this? How has this thread and rumination helped you?
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>>38425201
This isn't even the robot life, it's just common sense.
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>menstrual blood
What did I do to deserve such a horrible fetish?
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That's really not that bad, man.
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>>38425168
I'm not saying that I have the worst fetish in the universe or anything. My fetish is impossible to indulge without feeling horrible about myself, and it sucks. I wish I didn't have these feelings
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Someone know my pain
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average potsmoker's argument 2017-07-17 04:44:37 Post No.38425141
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average potsmoker's argument
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>muh muh plant just a plant just a plant it's just a plant muh plant guys it's just a plant muh plant muh plant
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>muh muh plant cures cancer just a plant muh plant muh plant big pharma just a plant
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>>38425141
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
potsmokers are almost as bad as chads
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>>38425141
Did anyone ask you, bootlicker?
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So is it true when you fap late at night when everyone is trying to sleep they can hear you? Or at least the person in the next room? I imagine they probably can hear my footsteps but once I just stand there and start fapping can they hear the slapping sound? Also wouldn't the floor vibrate with me rocking it back and forth and the wall echos that?
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>>38425111
>Also wouldn't the floor vibrate with me rocking it back and forth and the wall echos that?
I literally hump my bed to get off. Is that bad?
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>>38425134
No but i'm pretty sure if you have rooms next to each other the person in the other room can hear you pumping your bed if it's dead silent in the night
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Relax, honey, it's just the building settling.
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>my mom has a meetup with one of her old college friends
>I have to go with her
>her friend's daughter is going to be there
>mom tells me, "I'm letting you know ahead of time that she's really pretty so you won't be surprised, she's around your age" (I'm 21)
>yeah, I've seen pretty girls before
>the day comes
>she reminds me that this girl is really hot
>she shows me a picture of her in a bikini
>mom, what the hell
>we finally meet them
>yeah, she's pretty
>mom asks "what grade are you in?"
>"I'm going into 10th"
>mfw
Long story short, I think my mom tried to set me up with a 15 year old girl.
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Wow and you didn't have sex?
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>>38425066
No. I barely spoke a word to her. I think I said hi. That's it.
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>>38425179
>I think I said hi
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We must destroy the alt-right at all costs to society.
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We must destroy anti-AI sentiments to contain the possibility of AI supremacy
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>>38425012
The alt-right is going to save humanity by kickstarting the communist revolution. You just wait.
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>>38425601
>communist revolution
>in any 1st world country
That's a good one.