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Everyone thinks they sound like a faggot.

I thought I 100% sounded retarded until My first gf told me she really liked the sound of my voice, I still don't believe her to this day

But yeah how you hear yourself and how other people hear you is totally different.

>>38749679
Really?? Let me see.

>>38749679
>sing in a car a lot
>start to think I am pretty good at this
>record myself
>listen
>want to kill self
>never sing in car again

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>>38746564
I know the feel anon.

Original comment, fuck the robot.

Any aspd fembots out there?

>>38747607
I was incorrectly diagnosed with aspd due to mania from bipolar disorder years ago. You don't want to be with a woman you're constantly worrying will hurt someone.

>>38745992
>Final year of HS
>This is 2015 so every beta is "gay" or at least "bi" to look cool
>Put it on display all over the place then act offended when you so much as mention it
>"Oh my God that guy has such a great ass oh my God I'm so gay"
>"What? Uhh, yeah, I'm gay, is that a big problem to you? It's like 2015 dude you really shouldn't be so '''heteronormative'''"
>In my own time start to like anime cute boys like the ones you psoted
>Long for a qt who is like me that I can cuddle with in bed and play videogames with
>All the "gays" at school are just ugly people
>Already avoiding females at all costs because I know they're manipulative, high maintenance, needy
>One day a female friend of a friend and I are talking
>I'm just beeing myself, I like to crack dumb jokes a lot
>No matter what I do I'm laughed at so may as well try to own it amirite
>"Ohmigod Anon you'd be perfect for Becca"
>Who?
>A couple days later she comes up to me with some poointheloo and a horde of schoolgirls
>"This is Becca!"
>From her looks and personality I can tell she's as bottom of the barrel as I am
>Was basically promised a guy with at least two desirable traits (not a terrible person and over 6')
>"Well, you're a fine young lady but I'm afraid I'm not interested in becoming an item."
>(Again, intentionally talking like an idiot so it looks like I want people to laugh at me)
>"But you've only just meeeet her c'mooon ask her out!"
>What the fuck even is this conversation why are there so many harpies
>"We did just meet! That's the point!"
>Continue to politely decline, poo looks upset
>"Is it because she's brown!?"
>Yes
>"What? How did you get that idea? Look, truth be told I prefer my own sort."
>None of these brainlettes have ever heard that term before
>"I mean, I said I never wanted a GIRLfriend, right?"
>"OH MY GOD YOU'RE GAAAAAAY!"
>Precede to get none of that "oh my God who cares" treatment as I'm flagged down for the rest of the year about this because they gossiped to hell

These don't even work as containment threads

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>>38745992
>meeting normies at work
>"so anon you got a girlfriend?"
>*nudges me* "damn anon she's a 9/10 don't you agree?"
>"you prefer ass or tits?"

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This one's pretty clever

>>38745223
The best one tbqh

>>38745223
That one is great.

Whoever made this video is a huge faggot

100 subscribers is literally nothing. Why even bother persuing a YouTube career?

>>38741033
Kill yourself cuck faggot. Also, everyone unsub.

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Hope you're doing well senpai

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Original source of graph

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Bingos available upon request

Dear Laura

You should add me back to Skype I miss talking to you in the evenings

Pls respond

Forigve me

>>38732653
>Forigve me
What did you do?

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>>38724427
>falling for the gf meme

>>38724427
your life would be just as shit if you had a gf. in fact, it would be worse because you'd just attract a shit gf to begin with.

>>38724427

sudo apt-get install gf

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>copy and paste into google to make sure this is a copy pasta
>Mfw it's not

What are you doing? Why are my comments blocked or whatever?

>>38724507
How old are you? You're not supposed to be on here if you're less than 18, and I'm pretty sure you're underage.

>>38699293
I play tf2 on the xbox one. It's still pure and clean

>>38699307
sucks it never got updated but i do remember getting into a hacked lobby where it was free for all heavy in some shitty box map

its was great

>>38699293
Occasionally. Every time /v/ starts up a server I'm usually there until it dies a week later.

Fucking Obama

>>38687659
>pee after i cum
>penis hurts for a bit

>cut self with sharp knife
>red water cums out

>>38763905
who is she,op.

do yuo have any more pictures or her home address?

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>>38763941
Her name is apparently Emma Rohan, except she's not *that* Emma Rohan, and she deleted her entire online presence back when 4chan first noticed her existence.
If you reverse image search OP pic you can find some archived webms and shit.

>>38763905
I can see myself doing it soon, to be honest. I'm a waste of space

>>38763897
She doesn't matter

what can we say about her that hasnt been said a million times? shes a genius, an icon, a revolutionary, a pioneer, a trailblazer, a goddess, a legend, and the only hope for humanitys future

Is she 18 yet

U

Societal pressure to be one of the cool kidz

Makes it easier to score dick.

>>38763870
>Why are more women than ever doing this?

Jews

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>>38763676
>you will NEVER have a cow gf...

Try me faggot

>>38763676
why is cow gf pussy the tightest and wettest?

checkmate liberals

>>38763676
The right but without the mask would be top tier