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>>37800424
Femanon here.
That's it i'm just here.

I don't care about replies, the only thing I care about is turning /r9k/ gay for my employer.

>>37800424
>do you know that people usually get resilient to certain baits?
Nig, I think it's like Nigerians and their reasoning behind using the same shitty scam over and over again- they only want the most retarded patsies so it's easier to continue fooling them.
So these bait spammers want to upset the same dozen or so literal pants-wetting autistics over and over again- mostly because it's funny to imagine those retards in a great deal of emotional distress.

>>37800377
I shaved my legs once, it felt super nice and right.

Haven't ever since though, because it takes ages.

It's gonna itch like a bitch after a day or two, especially if you've never done it

>>37800377
I do not enjoy shaving, it takes way too long for a hairy beast like me and leaves me with a few dozen ingrown hairs.
I'd try waxing if I had anyplace near me in the middle of nowhere

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>those fucking wheels

No, its a very nice car but defiantly get a classic set of wheels for it.

>>37801281
This holy shit find yourself some classic wheels you are ruining an otherwise amazing aesthetic.

Also the average normal American has no idea what your car is other than being old and desirable, just give friendly waves if people holler at you.

holy fuck somebody please fill this thread with cp so op get blocked for life

>>37800345
Umm, I don't think that would work. Only you cpuld get banned.

>>37800345
Also reported for requesting illegal content.

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Gotta gotta be down

>>37800266
CAUSE I'M JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG B-ABY

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>>37800266
WELL IF YOU WANT IT GO OUT AND GET IT
YOU GOT TO DO IT YOURSELF
DO-DO-DO DO IT YOURSELF

>>37800257
she's just a regular midget

>>37800257
Not if you're using that picture as an example. Those aren't even small for an average female body.

Who is she anyway?

is that natalie? havent seen her in a while. too much makeup. shes not looking too good these days

no you retard

why would you even think that? now take those clothes off and have fun!

Yes, if you're by the window exposing your pincus at the people outside.

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>>37800248
THATS VERY ILLEGAL, I'M CALLING THE COPS ON YOU OP

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Did it for half a year.

>first month was great
>most of the time I spent painting or on some other weird projects
>slowly during my second month the usual feeling of "reward" got fucked up
>"why do I have to paint and do other activities that required effort if I can just feel good just by a simple fap or ending credits of a vidya"
>the standard daily schedule eventually turned into: wake up at 13 pm, fap, eat, vidya, watch a movie while eating, browse 4chan, fap, eat + Youtube, vidya, sleep at 4 am
>occasional special days included bingewatching some show or just vidya without sleeping, eating or drinking
>binge and vidya marathons exhausted me almost to the point of passing out
>since I didn't do anything else besides sitting at the screen, my room slowly filled with trash and dust
>I started avoiding friends and family because of the embarrassing state of my being
>still continue doing it because fap, vidya and movie/shows put me into a blissful state where I could forget about anything that happened outside my apartment
>I didn't do any laundry so I was mostly just naked to make the clothes that I had decent enough to go shopping
>didn't store food because that required effort, only got some random food for 3 days tops and that was a stretch
>never visited a store or burgerplace twice in a row so people wouldn't think I'm weird
>also chose unfamiliar clerks when cashing out
>while running out of money at the beginning of the seventh month my shame and desperation drove me to the point of taking a waiter job at a restaurant because that was immediately available

My NEET experience ended up making me taking a job which I was afraid to death of. While the job still was a miserable experience in the end, it wasn't as bad as my NEET time and I was getting money.

I still have quite a shitty job and no clear motivation to achieve my goals though. Weekend

Never fucking again.

>>37801239
>Weekend
Lost a sentence there, forgot to type out
>Weekends tend to bring out those old habits from time to time even though my neet experience was like 3 years ago

I used to like it, now I just live the NEET life because I'm addicted to it. I despise it.

>>37800156
I'm not russian.

That's literally the reason.
Every russian female looks like that until she gets 50 and becomes a fatass.

Because two people sitting next to each other is conclusive proof that they are in a relationship.

Probably her brother famalam

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>>37800102
sexy fdsfsdfdsfdsf

>>37800102
>>37800236
how do women like this exist, and why do I never see them irl?

>>37800558
They look really plain in real life so you don't notice them. Any woman will turn into pic above (minus the huge titties) once you get to know them and they put on a tight dress.

yeah jizz smell is pretty strong

but of course if you jerk off every day then you will not notice it

it depends on the girls too. stacey gave me a dirty look when she said she smells cum, another girl said it's ok.

I remember in high school I used to jack off in the mornings into my pants, and left it while I went to school.

One day, beginning class, the girl (seated next to me) walked towards her seat, but before sitting she was like "What's that smell?", sniffing and everything, then shrugged and proceeded to sit down.

Kinda feel like she knew tho

tarnished by what?

>>37799964
how the FUCK did this HAPPEN? jesus dude. put some oil or high quality lotion on this. This is terrible. have you been masturbating dry 3 times a day for your entire life? FUCK

These threads are always a good way to meet newfriends.

That's called being normal. Don't worry about it.

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I know that feel, /pol/ really fucked me up.

Sheeeeeeeeit, dawg. Y'all be seein' what this cracker be sayin' n shieeet? He be sayin' we's dumb n shit. Bitch if y'all is so smart n shit why is we fuckin all of ya hoes? Sheeeeeeeeit.

>>37799908
that's fucked up, you have a disease so it wasn't your fault

>>37799908
That's dark, hope you pull through friendo

>>37799908
Hey that's a really fucked up story and I'm sorry it happened to you.

>>37799880
video games are for nerds though

>>37799880
>hours per day

Normans don't play every day. Maybe a couple of times a week at most, for max 2 hours in a sitting.

I play around 10 hours a week and that's relatively a lot.

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>>37800290
>mfw i play 10 hours a day