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>Be me last night
>Me and my other socially retarded friend are meeting up to drink some beer
>While drinking and talking, we get this idea to go to a party
>while going there we decide to act like normies
>to my surprise, we met a shit ton of people, we had fun
>in there hit on some girls with little to no success
>who gives a fuck
>later some of our old friends come as well (Chad is their leader, and every other guys is a half chad, every girl is Stacy)
>they act surprisingly cool with us
>They had shit ton of alchohol as well
>I got somewhat drunk, my buddy got shrekt
>party is over, we go home
>he is drunk af says he is going to walk home
>just now ask him 'what's up dude you alive'
>he sends me a picture of him, beat up really bad
>on the way home I guess he fought some guys
>I feel like shit now :(

Robots, don't try to be normies

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:07:33 Post No.35478268
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>>35478191

probably some idiots from the party trying to protect teh grills hon0r

the ride never ends

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:08:42 Post No.35478294
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>>35478268
We parted our ways far away from the party, and his home was like 2 hours walk from there

Anonymous
2017-03-12 10:01:41 Post No.35478160
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:41 Post No. 35478160 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw never grew up on a farm

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:02:49 Post No.35478182
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>>35478160
It can be a pain in the ass believe anon.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:02:55 Post No.35478184
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>>35478160
My Great Grandma had a farm. It was shit, the only thing you missed out on was hard work, the smell of cow shit in the morning, and cute af doggo.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:04:04 Post No.35478201
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>>35478160
>walking up in the morning with a coffe like she's going to work

bitch we all know you'll never lift a finger in your life

Anonymous
2017-03-12 10:01:02 Post No.35478148
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:02 Post No. 35478148 [Report] [View this topic]

MFW some Mexican who tried to act American gets deported

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:43 Post No.35478161
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>>35478148
Angry joe got deported? ;_;

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:05:18 Post No.35478227
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>>35478161
Angry Jose. He'd play journey out loud at the parking lot that you could hear it a block away, so you know he's american

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:58:24 Post No. 35478095 [Report] [View this topic]

I haven't actually asked anyone because it's so embarassing so this board is perfect.

Is it actually normal to get shit stains/piss stains on your underwear? Is that why they say change your underwear every day? When I was a child, they were quite bad. Now, I wipe with wet wipes. I wipe until nothing comes out. I still get them. Not as often or as bad but it still happens. Is this normal? Does it happen to everyone, women included?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:18 Post No.35478151
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:18 Post No.35478151 [Report]

It's normal for girls

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:04:37 Post No.35478211
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:04:37 Post No.35478211 [Report]

>>35478095
Pretty normal.
Men generally don't because they can shake and wipe a bit harder.
Also more capacity since there's more space in man's abdomen, so you're less likely to be caught needing to take a dump somewhere with crappy tp.

God being a man is fucking great.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:04:48 Post No.35478218
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:04:48 Post No.35478218 [Report]

i never get them but i know liquid shit some times leaks from my dogs anus.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:57:54 Post No. 35478083 [Report] [View this topic]

>Playing air hockey with sister's friend.
>She's pregnant
>Accidentally knock the puck into her stomach
>Joke that I used my secret baby killing technique
>She has a miscarriage.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:29:17 Post No.35478751
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>>35478083
Lol dumb bitch probably still drank alcohol and did drugs "cuz my body my choice"

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:31:23 Post No.35478806
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>>35478083
Sick senpai you've mastered hokuto no baby.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:34:00 Post No.35478865
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>>35478083
Hahahahahaha
lOL
This is so fucked up I almost WANT it to be real

Anonymous
2017-03-12 09:57:48 Post No.35478082
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:57:48 Post No. 35478082 [Report] [View this topic]

how do I get a cute gf/bf as a fat autist

my dick is kinda big(not huge by any standard), that's all I have to offer

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:04:38 Post No.35478212
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>>35478082
Get a hobby or something interesting and do that.
Relationships take alot.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:07:51 Post No.35478277
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:07:51 Post No.35478277 [Report]

Stop being fat.
Eat less.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:09:22 Post No.35478313
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:09:22 Post No.35478313 [Report]

>>35478277
>Stop being fat.
I'm working on it! :)

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/Robot Death Cult/ General 2017-03-12 09:56:56 Post No.35478064
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/Robot Death Cult/ General Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:56:56 Post No. 35478064 [Report] [View this topic]

Are you both creative and suicidal?

I propose that we form a robot death cult, where we write lore and conspiracy of mythic-proportions.

The main point is to hopefully get some people together, for the sake of connection, but ultimately, to die with. I would like to kill myself with some of you robots, this place is like my true home, and almost all the meaning of my life recently has been reduced to the fleeting enjoyment of surfing this board.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:05:03 Post No.35478224
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:05:03 Post No.35478224 [Report]

oooh, spooky robot gods.
kek

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:05:40 Post No.35478234
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>>35478064
Nice dress fag.
Youre such a gay anon kun.

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>>35478224
>>35478234
fucking r-r-reeeeee :'''(

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:56:16 Post No. 35478049 [Report] [View this topic]

Women are a fucking meme that God created to torment men.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:57:32 Post No.35478078
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>>35478049
At least they avoid boredom a bit.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:08 Post No.35478150
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:08 Post No.35478150 [Report]

Women were created to please men and make babies and look after them.

Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:45 Post No.35478163
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>>35478049
Just women?
Try existence senpai.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:52:18 Post No. 35477972 [Report] [View this topic]

>exercise
>get even hungrier
>end up eating more food than usual

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 10:01:47 Post No.35478164
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>>35477972
You just CANT win, fug

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>>35477972
Look on the plus side, you're turning that bulk into BULKY MUSCLE

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>>35477972
That is the first step to the long road of being fit, now your weight will vary for several years

Keep up nigga

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2017-03-12 09:51:17 Post No.35477951
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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:51:17 Post No. 35477951 [Report] [View this topic]

Is there some way to get back my League acc?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:52:49 Post No.35477978
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Why the fuck would you play LoL bro? Listen, that game is stale, old, a piece of shit. It's so boring and linear. Start learning to play Dota2. I'm not just being one of those shit talkers. It's more complex, fun and engaging in every way. And you get all the heroes right off the bat.

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Don't. Lol will or has ruined your life. Quit will you can. Its for the best.

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>>35477951
>>35477978

this guy OP. he knows what hes talking about.

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:50:26 Post No. 35477935 [Report] [View this topic]

Question to all those trap posters and trans faggot abominations.

If you get the inverted inside outside 3d art class science project surgery what exactly is used for a clitoris. Do you recieve a number axewound

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:59:24 Post No.35478117
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They use the tip of the benis. Yes, after the surgery you feel less than as a man/women

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>>35477935
I have no idea, that's gross. I'd like to keep the benis blease

Anonymous
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Fapfics featuring Rhonda Wellington from Hey Arnold Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:49:57 Post No. 35477927 [Report] [View this topic]

Check 'em out please:

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095340

http://cartoon.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=600095195

You can post anonymous reviews without an account. Me and my co-author would appreciate one:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10190687

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7838134

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:51:38 Post No.35477958
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>>35477927
Again ? Is spam these your new way of life ?

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:52:03 Post No.35477966 [Report]

this is very autistic, even considering the board we're on

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>>35477958
>>35477966
What's it like being a cuck?

bloxcux

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Anonymous 2017-03-12 09:48:26 Post No. 35477892 [Report] [View this topic]

What can't I just roam the national parks of North America, stoping of at campsite to campsite.

But no, i have to go work tomorrow!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY IS LIFE LIKE THIS

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