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LGBT: "If you don't agree with me, I'm going to act suicidal"
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>people who aren't gay almost never have suicidal thoughts, dysphoria or social alienation and you don't know what it's like to be me

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SUCK ON THIS, SQUAREHEAD!

I HEAR YOU GOT A SIX-INCH GUARANTEE
OF UNILATERAL SECURITY
WELL, ME AND STALIN, WE JUST SIGNED
A MUTUAL NON-AGGRESSION PACT
I'M GONNA PUT A CASE WHITE INTO EFFECT
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A CONFLICT, BABY
I'LL COOK YOU A STEW YOU'LL CHOKE ON
I TORE UP YOUR VERSAILLES TREATY
TODAY IS THE FIRST OF SEPTEMBER
SEE YOU AT YOUR GRAVESIDE, BABY
I'LL MEET YOU IN POLAND, BABY

gg/APc7Rfc
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>>38391672
I love Foetus anon. Never expected to see it on /r9k/. Good shit.

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who /25/ here?
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>>38509465
I'm 25. I'm day dreaming about my crushing messaging me and thinking about how pathetic I would sound if she did.
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>>38509809
where did you find this crush?
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>>38509886
High school. It's been going for 10 years now. She has me blocked.

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"Champ, it's time you went outside and got a job. I'll take you around town to look for one, and I won't take no for an answer. Remember to go in there and ask to speak with the manager. Stand up straight, look him in the eye, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. It's as simple as that, Champ."
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>>38391662
this meme, like my father, never fucking quits.
even when there threads die with 0 replies the memer still won because in my life this shit goes on and on.
my dad knows I'm a loser at this point but he's not letting me be a quitter. every day slamming into the brick wall. no job for me. fuck off
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>>38392225
"Every journey begins with that first step, Champ. And that first step involves going to several places and asking to speak with the manager of each one. Look him in the eye, stand up straight, give him a firm handshake, and hand him your resume. If they don't hire you, we can always try somewhere else. You've got nothing to lose, Champ."
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>>38392225
do you think you are just going to be handed a life while hiding inside his house?

get out there and start shaking some goddam hands

>ask oneitis out
>she declines
>stop talking to her so I don't feel like a faggot
>meet some friends few weeks later, she's there
>tell them casually about a gig I landed (it's kind of a big deal)
>she starts flirting and touching me
>next day texts me and calls me '''hot''' every second message
why are roasties such predictable cunts?
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>>38509418
What kind of gig op?
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>>38509418
Wow OP that's SO cool
What's your discord?
I'd bee intrested in going to your gig ;p
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>>38509437
small role in tv series

How do we take their insatiable lust for white cock?
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>>38391651
You just simply can't.
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>>38391651
There's just no way to stop them.

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>tfw your threads are doing iron man numbers
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god this gif really pisses me off
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hahahaha who is this smug nu-male
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>>38509420
can I watch you punch yourself?

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How this make you feel bipedal boi?
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I want a real bear hug too
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>>38391485
Indifferent. I have already come to terms with the fact that women would rather kill themselves then even consider me as a valid option.

suck my peen robots
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ITT: shit that happens when you live alone

>too lazy to make proper food to eat
>almost 2 days since the last time I ate something
Guess i'll order junk food for the fourth time this week
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We probably already know all of this but I think that it is a good movie and think you would enjoy it.

watch /r9k/ the movie
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Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ly-joPRSe4
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>>38391387
I backed this, I was not disappointed.

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>when someone posts your OC from years ago you barely recognize and thought nobody saved
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>>38390754 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
That's a humanized Nurse Redheart and I will not leave until the OP picture is deleted for Rule 15, you hear?
https://derpibooru.org/681928
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>>38390754 (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP) (OP)
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
That's a humanized Nurse Redheart and I will not leave until the OP picture is deleted for Rule 15, you hear?
https://derpibooru.org/681928

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Am I the only one here who wants a chad to fuck his mom?
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it's just such a hot thought

Daily reminder that LGBT are gay
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Yeah that's the fucking definition of it
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>>38391249
So why aren't you dead yet, faggot?

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>tfw wasted youth playing vidya instead of learning how to play an instrument or interacting with people
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