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>be in junior year of high school
>short socially awkward qt3.14 in one of my classes
>she's also a furry and unironically wears a pikachu hoodie in public
>we always get paired together when working in teams because we were the only two students left with no partners
>we get along very well
>in the hallways she goes OUT OF HER WAY to tap me on the back and say hi
>she talks about how she's never been in a relationship and doesn't care for it
>one day we're doing a presentation in front of the class
>before we begin the teacher is trying to get everyone else to keep quiet
>while everyone else is distracted she rests her head on my shoulder and looks up at me with puppydog eyes
>I abruptly move away out of fear of embarrassment
>This was near the end of the year
>next year I find out she dropped out
>don't see her for a while
>next time I see her I find out she's dating some fucking bum who just got out of prison
>literally blew my chances with the only girl who was ever interested in me because I was too fucking autistic to notice
WHY
WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID
W
H
Y
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Not even you guys give a shit, I'm just gonna off myself.
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Im not the one to hate but dude that was such an obvious attempt that 8/10 guys would have moved on. You shouldnt have been so awkward
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>>39225164
I know anon...
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What were your parents' reactions when they realized you won't be giving them grandchildren?
>mom doesn't care but desperately wants me to marry
>dad actually wants two grandkids and even offered to help me raise one
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>tfw have chad and stacy siblings who already took care of it
Poor cucks
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>>39225112
Same here. Feels good being /youngest/ and /autist/.
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>>39225049
Ask your dad if he'll help you make his grandkids.
How can I get money on bitcoin, but with no money to start of?
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Bitcoin is a one way transaction
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>>39225038
>How can I get money on bitcoin,
well there are many wa-
>but with no money to start of?
...do you understand how money works at all? Investments? Pretty basic stuff. You need money in to get money out. Go suck dick for a few bucks and then we can talk
>>39225058
Incorrect retard.
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>>39225089
idk, theres some fauct that is a complete hack or anything? I need money right now by doing nothing
>inb4 thats what everybody wants
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Goodnight buddies
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>>39224995
that picture is a little too radical for peaceful sleep
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Goodnight dude. And sleep well
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Goodnight anon my boy
Sleep tight
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Does anyone else have fantasies about being turned into a girl/trap against their will?
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I have fantasies about my brother being turned into a girl and I walk into his room and things get sexual. Being a lesbian with an incest fantasy in a family with only one sibling is weird.
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>>39224971
Forced feminization is patrician taste my man.
>tfw no qt thicc black goddess to turn me into her white sissy fuck toy
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>>39224971
No I don't. I'm not mentally ill.
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I JUST WANT TO BE A REAL GIRL
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>>39224956
too bad, you were born with a penis faggot
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I'd swap if I could
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Why would you want to be the very thing that this website hates?
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anyone else hate themself?
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only a little bit
its been worse because my cat jumped of the balcony from 3 stories high because i forgot to let him in
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>>39224947
I have lots of reasons to hate myself, but i guess I'm a decent human being towards others.
Why do you hate yourself anon?
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yep
how can i find someone who would be okay with shooting me to death irl? is there any demographic of people i should hang around to bring it up to them and offer them payment?
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After mustering enough courage I finally got the guts to initiate conversation with a girl. She was Asian and by herself so I thought my spergy-ness wouldn't be much of a problem to her. We talked a little and played pool, after all was done and we were exchanging contact info I forgot I didn't have my phone with me so I told her to call me so I could get her number, she did but I don't think the call didn't come in because I'm back in my flat and there's nothing on my call history. She didn't deceive me either if that's what you're thinking I saw the call, she'd have no reason anyways because we got along fine What the fuck am I supposed to do now, she was a foreign exchange student and really weird so I could have easily made her my gf if I kept socializing with her. This isn't fair. IT'S NOT FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME? THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE ATTEMPTED ANYTHING LIKE THIS AND IT WAS GOING WELL. My only chance now is that she calls me or I come across her again and explain, which I doubt. I want to fucking die I got my hopes up so much. She was probably literally the only girl in this school that I had a chance with and I blew it.
Hold me /r9k/
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You went for the hunt and your prey eluded grasp.
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>>39224963
She was so cute and autistic. She's a Malaysian-Chinese and apparently a coding geek. I only went up to her because I saw she was alone at this mandatory 'party' our dorms made us go to.
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>>39224914
>First time trying this
>It works.
See anon, you can do it. You should try it again some time soon. You might even walk into her.
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My boyfriend wants to force feed me lard and butter until I weigh over 300 pounds
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Is this safe? Could I die from this?
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Your boyfriend has good taste ~ you should totally agree
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>>39224910
Go on a heavy diet before that, you'll gain weight faster if your body senses anuddah shoah.
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That's retarded.
This is coming from someone that has a feeder fetish.
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what do I do robots?!?!? i've done nothing but work, drink, and masturbate for the past three months...
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>>39224853
Make it interesting and put effort
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>>39224853
"Most fun thing I've done? I'm thinking it could be you if I play my cards right"
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>>39224853
> i've done nothing but work, drink, and masturbate for the past three months...
Tell her. Do it fgt!
Its my birthday today.
> tfw no qt gf that will give me birthday sex
> tfw family always celebrates my birthday even when i say no. i do not need to be reminded of my age and of what little i have done over the years
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>>39224565
Post face and interests and I would
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>be me, 22
>do nothing for birthday
>mother always insists on buying me gifts and cake
>open and see gift with no emotion
>muster up a half smile to stop it from being anymore awkward
>they sing happy birthday and we eat cake in silence
>go back up to room and try to fall asleep because I can only escape this misery while unconscious
>tfw it would all be bearable if I had some qt (female or (male))to go back upstairs with to enjoy our loneliness together without a care
>at least I won't be seeing 23, I'll make sure of that
Happy birthday btw
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OP's actual birthday cake
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I can make others laugh, but I feel nothing myself, even when I hear a really good joke the most I'll respond is a puff with my nose.
Today an old man came up to me while we waited in line at a fast food place, he wanted to tell me jokes. Some of them had merit yet none of them I could laugh to.
I feel like an emotionless robot, God help me.
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NOBODY HEARS MY SORROW
GO BACK TO POSTING IN TRAP THREADS YOU CUNTS
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iktf bud. i just want life to end even though i dont have it bad. even though its pointlessninstill cant bring myself to just shoot myself because i just dont like the thought of me doing it ir messing it up or being in pain. i wouldnt trust myself to do it and plus it feels kinda fucked up just to kys all alone it has an eerie feeling and i dont wanna pull the trigger
ideally id be in either the desert or deep woods on my knees and someone shoots me in the forehead with a shotgun until i only have a neck. after the first shot you would have to be unconscious and anything after that is just assurance
how would someone befriend people or get to know someone whod be fine doing something like this one day
do you feel this way op?
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>>39225007
I've had thoughts about it but I'd never do it.
Killing yourself is taking the easy way out.
If I need to suffer to get through life then I'm damn well gonna suffer, if I already want to die then what shall I fear?
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What do you do when you are horny and sexually frustrated as hell but you are too autistic and poor to even get someone? Haha.
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>>39224530
Slam a door on my dick.
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>>39224530
if you have a problem in life fix it
get a job
work out
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>>39224550
How do you fix being a manlet?
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>tfw no thick bf to chop up as I jerk him off
>tfw you will never have baked cock with a side of saucy balls
>tfw your will never have your limbs chopped off as you're fucked like a little slut
>tfw you will never watch a man eat part of you as you're fucked in every hole
>tfw you will never be a fucktoy for a man who eats you for all his meals and chops your head off as you cum
Why live?
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>>39224495
I see you are another who is into the patrician fetish.
Luckily I actually got to RP dolcett/cannibalism stuff with and it was hot as hell
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Are you a cuck if you let a girl chop your dick off and eat it?
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Is this you?
If you are, you're pretty qt
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>walk by girl
>boipucci ovulates
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Sounds like you want rimmed anon
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>>39224448
how many images like this do you have?
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>>39224535
I only answer boys who have greedy butts.