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>>36438030
ASSHOLEEEEE

You have been muted for 4 seconds

>>36438030
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
It's the only thing that slowly stops the ache......

originalrobloxxx

>>36438278
>>36438030
Slipknot is like the Justin Bieber of metal
Stop embarrassing yourself, get better taste.

People who don't have friends and are bad at sex are boring to girls.

"being boring" is a turnoff for attention-seeking little girls
be as fucking boring as you want to be my bro

boring = not interactive, doesn't add anything to the conversation, doesn't engage, doesn't attempt communication

if you're attractive enough you might be able to distract stacy for a while. but eventually you will need to say more than just "uh huh ok yes i agree"

>>36437968
Women still contribute 50% of the genome.

>>36437968
Only the top percent of women produce Chads. If a Chad bangs a non-Stacy, it doesn't make another Chad.

A lot of Chad's sons are raised by single mothers, sucks and beta providers, which ends up producing handsome spergs, betas, cyborgs and whatnot.

>brazillian here

whats the point on stating that, are you a monkey ?

You so smort monkey

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Amateur white men, and have bigger, is incredible hard to find asian men without photoship who don't have microdicks, is very hard to asian men have penis of normal size and they are ugly, weird.

I know this because of asian porn and asian shemales.

Asian men would need to cherrypick very hard and lie so much about this.

single mothers make robots

>>36437897

>the ultimate refill

I hope you mean as in a learning experience and not it being a good fucking idea.

Today I saw a really ugly girl in the elevator.
She lives in my building. I've seen her before but today it hit me. Shit thats a female robot. She looks way worse than that one Russian chick who always gets posted and she's not even fat.

Staring at the ground, totally ashamed of her face and body, I stared at her shamelessly and I could feel her suffering. It was permeating through her skin and engulfing the entire place. I felt like a normal fag for a minute.

>>36437858
>lmao
How can I take you seriously and defend your point ?

>>36437858
Lmao indeed, anon. Lmao indeed.

>>36437858
>lmao

This was by far the most autistic part of your stupid thread, and your thread is super fucking autistic.

If you could do better than her with a week of training, you wouldn't even need the training. You're just a loser making excuses for failure.

>>36437808
>Too feminine looking for girls
I know at least in japan, there are women that are into that.

>>36437808
take hormones u dummie

go all the way or kill yourself

>>36437779
>everything tastes like salt

>>36437790
And? Even when I make a hamburger myself I salt ti up, and im still full for 8-9 hours

>>36437779
probably because of the weird thing Americans have
eating too much calories while at the same time suffering from malnutrition.


Eat more wholesome foods.

>>36437729
literal faggot. I hope he gets shot one of these times, also stop shilling your shitty channel

>>36437737
im not him, though i know he shills it here. i am just totally fascinated by how such people can exist in reality.

>>36437729
i think starbucks is pushing that stupid new beverage or whatever it is

ive seen it on 3 boards already

its weird how corporations invade anonymous chat spaces

im never gonna buy your fucking smoothie or go into your stores now, you deceptive scumfucks

>>36437666
They've been waiting for you to leave the house so they can launch their attack.

>>36437666
>satanic trips
don't go outside OP shit will happen judging by the digits

>>36437666
Nice satanic trips

Maybe you have a female neighbor who is interested in you.

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And i am oi black

>>36437615
Hey mee too. What time did you get done Eskimo bro

sorry but no one cares my dude

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>tfw busty young Russian gf

>>36437604
Ok so how'd you meet her

>>36437623
On the internet. She was one of those poor fools trying to use the text section to improve her conversational English.


Now she sings and reads to me every day.

>>36437563
i-i'll sit on your face anon

I don't get the facesitting fetish. It seems very unpleasant. People are heavy.

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>>36437563
*truck boys pull up*
*pull down your pants and hand you a fresh bud*
*drive off*

truck boys

I don't want /r9k/ to be "relevant"

normalfags out

>normie envy

You can fuck right off.

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>>36437524
Leave normalscum.

steven universe is such dogshit

Wrong Steven universe is choice.
Connie sucks tho, we can do without her.

One of the wrost poster with the tripfag Nick and sharpie.