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>at family party
>gorgeous girl related to my uncles wife is here
How do I talk to her?
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Is there a reason why pantyhose are not banned? They make peepees go erect illegally fast.
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>>38240528
because anime girls are not walking around the streets. 3D is trash
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>>38240528
wtf. poat more
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why did you leave your thread ily OP

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>watching romance anime
>confession scene
>involuntarily relieve and cringe at the time I was rejected

EVERYTIME.
IT HAPPENED TWO YEARS AGO.
WHY WON'T THE MEMORY LEAVE???
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Shame on the moon.
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became a normie last year after being a total loser for almost my entire life. now i just want to be a robot again and be left alone. being a normie means you have to:
>deal with roasties and other pricks through the people you actually like
>people will just randomly start to dislike you, meaning you cant walk in your local area without being scrutinized or threatened
being a robot was so much easier. fuck being a normie
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>finally get the courage to speak to a girl
>she's really attractive and our conversation is going well
>says she has a girlfriend
>shes a fucking lesbian

killing myself soon
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>>38240414
she's not lesbian, just doesn't want YOU making moves on her.
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>>38240414
Maybe she is bisexual and willing to have a threesome.
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>>38240414
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsVyBHJrNQw
origi

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i'm 18 years old and i will be 19yo in a few months but i feel so old

why?

is it because im an ugly 5'6 kv?

i gave up
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>>38240395
i wish I was 19

Who here a /chinlet/? REEEE WHY DID MY GENETICS FUCK ME OVER
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I don't have a chin cause I'm fat as fuck maybe if I lost weigh I'd have a chad jawline

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Anyone on here experience panic attacks?

Haven't had one in 10 months but I've felt like I'm on the verge of one all day
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Let's discuss any nicknames we've ever had and the stories behind them

My history teacher used to call me 12-Gage because my name is Gage. Only nickname I've ever enjoyed desu
White boy by this one darkie that showed me a video of a girl queefing
Faggot by my brother for being his brother
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Thanks for showing me what a fake friend looks like y'all
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>>38240303
I was caled Nig cus I am half black
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>>38240970
That's actually fucking comedy gold

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What's your perfect combination of comfy, Anon?

I get the feels from a cocktail of snow, the Northeast/Great Lakes region, Bing Crosby, and the aesthetic of Christmas in the 40s. All thing considered, A Christmas Story is the comfiest movie I've ever watched.
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>>38240300
Christmas is overrated, it's all about Autumn holidays. Halloween and November are the GOAT holidays and if you live somewhere where the leaves change colors it's super comfy.
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>>38240351
Everyone and their grandmas fucking loves autumn.
Not saying it's not my favorite season too but it's fucking cliche as shit
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>>38240351
i'll give you that one. My state's not all that exciting in the Winter, but god damn if the northern part isn't absolutely gorgeous in the Autumn.

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>Why don't you like Big Bang Theory, anon? You totally remind me of Sheldon!
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Why the fuck would anyone resemble sheldon
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>>38240385
some of us are tall, scrawny, and autistic. i get this all the time and i fucking want to shoot myself when they tell me
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>>38240252
I love Big Bang Theory.
I think Sheldon is pretty funny.
Also a normie and not autistic.

join my trill ass server

only rule is don't b a cuck
xjdKg7p
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Hey Dad

I understand why you arent happy with me and what Im doing. Mainly because Im unhappy for the same reasons. Im sorry I didnt achieve the things I could have, and for not doing the things I should have, maybe if I had I wouldnt be in the pit I am today.

I appreciate you had a hard time growing up. I did too. Im sure you know this, I wish you could have acknowledged it in some way, let me know that you knew itd been tough, maybe that wouldve given me the courage to talk to you about how I felt. You didnt, and I didnt, Im not sure if that means youre to blame, or I am, or both. Either way I could never approach you and talk about the things Im going to talk about now. Maybe its still pointless, but I want to try and make you understand.

I dont remember much of my early childhood, barely anything. Ive been told that was when you were a good Dad to me, looking after me, taking me places, all while Mum was in hospital. I hope its true, it would mean that you have at least some good memories of me. The first real memories I have are of you. Shouting, hitting, emotionally abusing me. I remember it very vividly, I remember quaking in fear at the age of six every time I heard you coming upstairs because I was sure you were going to start hitting me again. I remember sleeping with a knife under my pillow at the age of ten because of your repeated threats to kill me and Mum in our sleep.
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Have you ever noticed how boring it is to read or listen to someone who makes an argument and then in the same breath makes a counter argument apologetically?
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>>38240175
I know this is not really a write a letter thread... but I'd like to bump my previous one since I know she might actually read it >>38222003
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>>38240175
Maybe you dont remember that. I envy you if you dont.

When you tried to kill yourself and I was put into care I didnt feel too worried, it made me realise we are arent close at all. You financially raised me sure, but you were never a Dad, just a father. I never understood what it is I had done to make you hate me so, I was a fucking kid. I was happy in oster care, and I regret not staying with them. Do you know, I came back to live with you not because I wanted to, but because I felt I had a duty to you because you were my father. You who has led to me being the miserable montrousity I am today inspired loyalty in me once. Fucked up isnt it.

I thought Id have more to say, that I could explain in detail all the ways youve ruined my life but its not coming. If you had just once told me you loved me, or that you were proud of me, or even just a pat on the back, that might have been enough to remind me that you were my Dad and not just the man who created me.

But you didnt, and here we are. Ill be dead if you are reading this. I dont want you to blame yourself, because ultimately the responsibility is mine, Im intelligent enough to know I have total control over the outcome of my life. I just need you to know how you impacted me. I need to know someone knows before I go.

Your son

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What the fuck do normies like about summer? It's literally hell
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Life and sex :) just live Yr life!!!!
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S E X U A L L I B E R A T I O N
this is original. OH this is SO fucking original
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>>38478989
I used to love it because I'd go out skating and getting drunk and high with everyone.
Now I just sit in my sweltering bedroom shitposting whilst cursing all the bugs that keep flying into my face.

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