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Imagine dubble penetrating a girl.

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>>37510763
>you'll never have two dicks

>>37510763
he should get one mutilated, so we'll finally get a decisive answer on how much male genital mutilation is impairing sexual pleasure.

>>37510727

The thing is though, you're not a 8/10.

Shave that piece of shit, get a new haircut and dress better and you'll be a 7 tops, which can get you a gf easily.

Your face is 5/10.

With the hairstyle,you're maybe a 6/10.

Your eyes make me uncomfortable

Do you know how fucking pathetic you sound

>>37510697
Do you know where you are nigger?

i would think she'd be closer to an affliction

oneitis is reserved for girls with the biological probability of dating you, no matter how small. and she has to notice you for atleast 5ms.

>not being a moon child
Pleb

>>37510865
>Being a Moonchild

Do you even talk to the Wind

Good song!

Take bump

Either this one
https://soundcloud.com/sillageofficial/slaughter-sht
or this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTh2A7GavZQ

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either
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZAS2-U3Fqs
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvK9uJf_pys

>>37510604
I was going to go off and say how degenerate it was but damn the best had me hooked.

>>37510544
I would say 18, when you start adulthood.
"Teenage love" is a big thing and you're hitting puberty in schools full of the opposite sex.

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>>37510544
>mom sees me with a girl in my car
>text me 'nice girl finally i want to meet her'
>it was a hooker

After college so you can use the "I was too busy with school" excuse

>>37510459
To impress chads of course

What exercise is that?

This makes my penis leak

>>37510422
I normally go on my phone if situations get too intense. It's a nice fast break from reality.
Or I go vomit in the bathroom.

I pretend I'm in a movie.

>>37510422
>Sometimes it feels like everyone hates me
Ive felt like this since i was 8 Its not social anxiety thats the problem for me its the intense feeling that everyone hates me

Why should I try to get one?

Those few that may be interested in me vanity speaking perhaps, but I think some are do not talk.
I will not either, since I can't read "signals" worth a damn, and they could as well be staring in disgust as in interest for all I know.

So nothing happens unless it is online or the first contact ice gets broken by happenstance.

>>37510280
because I never do anything where I would actually meet a girl

>>37510142
healthyfag here, I honestly do not know that feel (nor would I want to)

I've never had an overnight stay, I'm such a loser. It's no wonder why no one likes me.

>>37510142
I volunteer at 2 local hospitals. Lots of qt nurses and they get very "touchy" with me and each other.

2 ice cube trays

>>37510058
a cherry pepsi

post that chicks boobs

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Two packs of L&M Red 100 cigarettes

>>37509964
I partook in the eating of fresh sushi because idk why. Hadn't eaten some in like two years. Diet? Hahahahahaas. Why would I, an incel ever go on a diet when I could anything I want and not care

I gained 2 pounds in a week and I kinda want to kill myself. Funny thing is, my usual caloric intake didn't exceed 2000 calories. What am I doing wrong?

>>37510121
Shit like that is why I only weighed myself once a month. Weight can vary so much and kill your motivation.

>>37509741
>Am I evil for not feeling bad?
No but you are weird as fuck for caring at all. Seriously why the fuck are you stalking someone from 10 years ago and giving a shit about her life lmao as if she even remembers you.

>>37509814
>stalking

My psychologist wanted to see my report cards from high-school and when I found them I also found my high-school pictures and the entire class pictures was there so I decided to google all of their names to see if anything comes up.

I didn't even remember her name until I saw the name on the class photos. I forgot 90% of those people even existed.

She was a birch to you and now she's lost someone close to her . It's okay to feel meh about it or even glad. Fuck her. Don't make an issue out of How you feel.

>>37509662
She has such an awesome style to her, she's always wearing nice jewelery and cute clothes, every time I've seen her she is wearing a lot of black. She's turkish, smells amazing, and is super intelligent. Only reason I know her name is because I looked her up through one of her friends and she is just so well rounded. Once the fall semester starts I'm going to ask her friend about her whenever I run into her. I want to marry and have kids with this girl

She is a gook

the end

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>>37509662
>Liking women
>Not having a fetish for inanimate objects

>>37509147
why isn't the cheerleader effect working

>>37509147
Move to the unclaimed part of antartica and create my own country where I am King.

>>37509147
Encourage all the hot females to suck my dick.