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Just give me a bf goddamnit! I'm a good boy and will do anything you want!
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I'll be your bf
what's your discord uwu
please be in west michigan
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I'd rather not post my discord here, but you can post yours
euro sadly

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>be at new job for almost 3 months
>get along with coworkers really well, they seem to like me
>talk to all of them 1 on 1 and we click laugh and make jokes
>every friday night they all go to arrogas together to drink and eat
>never invited once

Right in my feels
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Im too shy to talk to my coworkers.

Its gotten to the point where they think im retarded.
You're considered an acquaintance to then rather than a friend, brah. You have to talk about sex with them in order to become a normie friend.

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I completely lose focus at random times and get dizzy. I have trouble finishing a lot of my sentences and forget words that I use in everyday speech. Do I have brain cancer?
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that picture is honestly terrifying
go to a real doctor ffs. (((they))) know what they're doing

Why do you guys like nerdy girls so much?
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Most robots don't like nerdy girls, just look at any "red flags for women" threads. these failed normies all want stacies,
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Deep down every robot believes that he isn't really a totally demented unmotivated loser, but instead is just lacking some magical girl smart enough to see through all the memes, fat, wasted dreams, and pissbottles - a girl who sees the real anon.
Because I don't want my potential kids to be retards.

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How do I make people aware of my mental illness. I had a mental breakdown and trashed the house like 2 years ago but I guess no one picked up on it. Been living neet for a while why the fuck is everyone afraid to approach me . WHY AM I AFRAID TO APPROACH THEM. FUUUUUCCKJKKJJ
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No one I know has acknowledged my negative actions or views on life, we all just go on a if nothings happening WHY DO THEY HATE ME I JUST WANT HELP FUCKKKK
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>"i want social interaction with humans, i want GF"
>goes to nearest party and or social event
>10 minutes in
>realize i'd rather be alone shitposting and playing vidya all night
>goes back home
>1 week later
>"i want social interaction with humans, i want GF"

it never ends, does it?
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Literally the same, maybe something normies don't fucking understand. Even the ones that come here and claim they used to be robots and are like, "clean yourself up, get /fit/ and even just a crappy job, and just go to a bar and you can get a gf", it's nice advice but some of us the going out and socializing is like nails on a chalkboard. It's just not enjoyable, and exhausting. Fake it till you make it or whatever, but there's some things you just can't change.

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>Not calling "women" inanimate objects
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A lot of women are scumbag degenerate sluts and whores who should burn in hell, but this guy took the wrong approach. He even forgave her for cheating and blowing him off. You deal with specifically trashy women like this by first growing a spine and then secondly avoiding them at all costs.

The guy let himself get stomped on by a cunt.
What's the story behind pic related?
>not knowing what inanimate means

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click it, its good friends girlfriend of 4 years
"3 days ago Mathieu had an accident while longboarding, he fell off and has suffered severe head trauma, in coma"
"family decided to pull the plug today because doctor said he probably wont get better, and if he does he wont be the same"
am crying
throw phone
friends look worried
tell friends
i leave to go sit by the bus, tears in my eyes
text my brothers because they probably dont know yet
keep crying for an hour by the bus
tears wont come anymore and its time to see all my peers
face completely red
cant stop shivering
atleast i got 2 seats to myself so i dont have to sit next to someone while i cry
bus broke down
have to sit next to someone
keep thinking why him, why not me
one of my friends from the table comes on and sits next to me
he is a practiced normie so he can distract as i cry in the window seat
somehow fall asleep crying to myself
wake up at school
dont remember how i got home
walked inside, family hugs me and welcomes me, all crying
cousins are over to try and help us all cope
he was another brother to us all and a son to my mom
we all loved good friend
end up getting drunk for the first time ever because i cant stop crying to go to sleep
middle brother takes me to my bed
fast forward to memorial annoucement
plane cost a lot
decided to drive
70 hour round trip to cali
fuck it, brother and brothers gf drive the whole way in 2 days there
fucking legends
get to memorial
two other kids from the csgo group chat are there, meet them for the first time
was nice
saw good friends family for the first time in 10 years
remebered us, remembered them
good 5 hours or so
drive back home
fast forward to now about a month or 2 later
still cry almost everyday
lost almost all motivation, even to play csgo
Miss you Mathieu
why you, why not me
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text isn't green, I isn't reading

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>99 cent store groceries that will hopefully get me through to the next paycheck and a little ceasers pizza for the next 3 dinners
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When you never have fun, time always passes like you're having fun.
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his parents move a lot for work
one day he has to move
im about 10 i think, not actually sure
he moves to chicago, only 2 states away
stay in contact through steam, play runescape with him also, he isnt the best at that but thats okay
we visit him in chicago and play runescape together on laptops for a couple days and drive back
was amazing, want to go back
cant go back because of money and school
fastforward to highschool
good friend keeps moving around, stay in contact and play cs:go now
hes very good, might go pro
decides to focus on school like a good kid, i do the same because i wana be like him
do amazing in school because i want to follow his footsteps
he starts getting bigger from working out so i start
keep playing and we make a community of people online that we play csgo with
he is the core of the group, the best out of everyone but hes okay with carrying us to global
i realize he is a normie so i try to be one too, doesnt work, am autistic
thats okay, hes like the best big brother i could have so i am okay being autistic
finish playing with him one day and he says hes going to go work out
I go to bed because it was 3am for me, only 12 for him
get super excited because am headed to cedar point in 3 days for senior graduation
did well in school so i could be like him, took a lot of hard classes and did well in them all
go to cedar point, have a blast with friends
first time on rollercoasters but its awesome
sitting down eating icecream at the end of the day
get a text from the cs:go group chat, wonder whats up?
probably had a good game and wanted to post the KDR :)
its a facebook post, hmm
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Any reason why you didn't greentext at all and used a new thread instead of just replying >>38314636


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>tfw I do not automatically fall for any girl that gives me attention anymore
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>be me
>have a total of two girls who might have been interested in me in high school
>never do anything about it
>obviously khhv still
>get to university
>maybe things will change
>friend group consists entirely of people who belong here
>asian girl asks me to watch fireworks with her
>I tell her no thanks with no explanation
>I was helping a friend move but didn't tell her because I didn't think anything of it
>literally never had a female friend
>be in physics recitation
>glance at girl across table as recitation ends
>she looks at me, visibly disgusted
>avoid eye contact rest of semester
Should I end it, fellow robots?
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Be grateful you had a friendship group, matey

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be me
be 5
have 2 brothers
biggest brother has bad friends
12 or 13 idk
watch porn a lot
i watch too
cant cum so just pee, a lot
play videogames also
helps to stop watching
distracts me
middle brother is a bit autistic
middle brother finds new friend at school
doesn't know if he is retarded, doesn't speak often
turns out he can speak, not autistic, good
new friend is really nice
plays videogames and does sports, no porn
good influence for baby me
start hanging around this friend, now about 8 or 9
get into counterstrike 1.6 and maplestory
love every minute of it
biggest brother ditches bad friends for new good friend
good friend is named Mathieu btw
speaks 3 languages because hes baller
good at sports and the best at every game we play
i wanted to be like him some day
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For those who have not felt the feel.

Its all destroyed....

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A penny for the Old Guy

We are the hollow men
We are the stuffed men
Leaning together
Headpiece filled with straw. Alas!
Our dried voices, when
We whisper together
Are quiet and meaningless
As wind in dry grass
Or rats' feet over broken glass
In our dry cellar

Shape without form, shade without colour,
Paralysed force, gesture without motion;

Those who have crossed
With direct eyes, to death's other Kingdom
Remember us-if at all-not as lost
Violent souls, but only
As the hollow men
The stuffed men.

Eyes I dare not meet in dreams
In death's dream kingdom
These do not appear:
There, the eyes are
Sunlight on a broken column
There, is a tree swinging
And voices are
In the wind's singing
More distant and more solemn
Than a fading star.

Let me be no nearer
In death's dream kingdom
Let me also wear
Such deliberate disguises
Rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves
In a field
Behaving as the wind behaves
No nearer

Not that final meeting
In the twilight kingdom

This is the dead land
This is cactus land
Here the stone images
Are raised, here they receive
The supplication of a dead man's hand
Under the twinkle of a fading star.

Is it like this
In death's other kingdom
Waking alone
At the hour when we are
Trembling with tenderness
Lips that would kiss
Form prayers to broken stone.
The eyes are not here
There are no eyes here
In this valley of dying stars
In this hollow valley
This broken jaw of our lost kingdoms

In this last of meeting places
We grope together
And avoid speech
Gathered on this beach of the tumid river

Sightless, unless
The eyes reappear
As the perpetual star
Multifoliate rose
Of death's twilight kingdom
The hope only
Of empty men.

Here we go round the prickly pear
Prickly pear prickly pear
Here we go round the prickly pear
At five o'clock in the morning.

Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom

Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long

Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom

For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the

This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.

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