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Would it be weird to put this portrait into my new apartment?
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extremely
oregano
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>>38319842
I'm gonna guess it's not of you.
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>>38320342
>guess
Out newfag

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So anons, whats your biggest turn on? post em' and let other anons judge you for it

>huge tits
>lactation
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>decapitation
>quadriplegic rape dungeon
>zombie cannibalism
>hand holding
>age play
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>>38319833
F E M D O M
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D
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>chestlets
>femlets
>choking
>bondage
>facesitting
>dick sucking
>self harm

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>when your butthole is itchy and you let out a big fart and it scratches the itch perfectly for an good 2 seconds
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Hahaha you're a shit faggot hahaha
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OP here, it happened again. Going to start logging this in real time until I sleep. I am quite Gassy
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You have original worms

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Hi r9k im trying to ditch the autist gear and look more normie. How do you feel about puc related?
Its winter here in Australia.
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>>38319804
Pretty /fa/ my fa fa fa milia
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>>38319823
It's $75usd / 99aud. I guess looking normie isnt cheap. Im used to the $20 jumpers
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Are you a girl? Because that would look very cute on a girl. If you're a guy, then just get some button-up hawaiian shirts, cargo shorts, and flip-flops. You'll be good to go.

Anyone replace their mattress with a hammock?
I'm thinking of making the switch to save space and I hear it's good for you.
How is this one?
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sounds foolish especially if you've never slept in a hammock before
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Goodbye back
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just get one of those japanese floor beds that you can put away when you wake up, look at that hammock... is it saving you any room over a bed?? no way

Outside of FPS and adventure games, why does anyone play any game with a keyboard and mouse, ever?
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>>38319720
>>>V

Get the fuck out of here, you peice of shit.
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>>38319720
Give me ONE genre where controllers are notably better apart from racing, you cannot.

That's basically why
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>>38319743
fightan games

why are femaIes so perfect anons? i just want to worship them.
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Women are garbage just like you or me, except one man's trash is another's treasure, but we're plastic wrappers while they are old electronics and lightly used furniture :(
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>>38319692
Most aren't look around in real life, the internet makes the 5% appear like 80%

Most bitches are avg or below, make a tinder and nab the ugly's if your insecure
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>>38319692
It's an evolutionary tool, forcing you to try to procreate. /r9k/ is an interesting place, because lot of robots try to suppress their evolutionary needs /instincts, causing them anguish

I unironically hate white cis gendered males.

I know people take it overboard, but you can't HONESTLY say that white cis gendered males aren't priveleged.

I know it's a meme now because of all the retarded feminists, but imo cis gendered white males really are pieces of shit
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>>38319677
if i'm supposed to be privileged, i'm not feeling it
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>>38319677
the important question here is whether you are a white cis gendered males or not OP
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>>38319677
>I unironically hate white cis gendered males.
>I know people take it overboard, but you can't HONESTLY say that white cis gendered males aren't priveleged.
okay buddy

I just woke up and my retainer wasn't in my mouth even when I specifically remember putting it in last night. I went in to the bathroom and it was in its case closed and when I opened it the two pieces were neatly placed on top of each other. Am I fucking possessed? How did that shit get there? Send help.
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You woke up at some point in the night to take a piss and then placed your retainer in your case and went back to bed, you just don't remember it because you were so sleepy.
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>>38319696
I rarely take a piss in the middle of the night but when I do I remember it the next day, I have a pretty good memory.
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>>38319746
Then you got possessed by an evil retainer hating genie

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Posting a pepu farming memes every day until someone from /r9k/ gives me money.
Day 3.
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>changing the filename
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>>38319665
This is the original pic, I made my own version.
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>>38319686
Oh, good work anon. I'm going to save it now.

What are some nice small comfy youtube channels that normies haven't corrupted?
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Sargon of Akkad is so based. Only guy trying to save the west.
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>>38319627
good bait


very origami post
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>>38319627
Sargon of Akaad is a normie, shitlord. Go back to /pol/.

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BLECK
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>>38319562
why is that familiar?
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COUNT BLECK
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BLEH HEH HEH HEH BLECK

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>ywn grow up in 50s middle america
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>>38319539
appeal to tradition fallacy
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>>38319539
Good. Racist assholes.
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Looked comfy as everyone was doing well. Rich were taxed fairly but were still rich. Lots of jobs, opportunities.etc. I don't live in use but that era looked comfy

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>Hey anon, your's birthday next week! What have you got planned?
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You just made me realize I have no plans for my birthday coming up

Same as last year and the year before that
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>>38319530
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZgB7D5Xtbs

Listen to this song, cuddle with my body pillow of my waifu, not go outside, smoke my vape, buy a 20 piece mcnugget meal with a small fry and sweet and sour sauce, and hope my waifu magically comes out of the walls and takes me to her realm wherest'd've we live happily ever after.
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I know this feel, July can't pass any quicker

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Is this how a robot gf looks like like?
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>>38319439
Like pedophiles wet dream?
Yes
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>sap gda4
What did he mean by this.
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>>38319518
>4
You should probably redo your Cyrillic.


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