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>>37612135
The everclrar was also 750ml

You're fine. Liver damage accumulates very slowly over many many years of drinking.

t. ate percocet like candy while drinking at least a pint a day for 5 years

>>37612290
2 weeks prior I drank 2 1.75ml bottl3s of vodka over the course of a week and a half or so. And even with the high alcohol content of the everclrar in that short amount of time you still think I'm most likely okay?

I'm a newborn alcoholic, this bender made me realize.

sounds like the makings of a better short story than the metamorphosis t b q h

>father suddenly proud
>sister immediately infatuated
>townsfolk line up for the fuck of a lifetime

>>37612222
Quads approve of the horse cock

>cums in 3 seconds
no thanks

asians love to hate themselves.

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this is a fucking goldmine of reaction images

Nice find OP, this is epic.

>>37611540
Nobody likes this pepe :(

>>37611873
It's an awesome pepe my friend

That's a nice Pepe anon, good job!

>>37611016
...did you literally draw tripfags and pic-fags from /r9k/ ?

>>37611481
The fuck are you talking about?
Those are cartoons.

>>37611578
It remind me that fucking Connie-faggot bwaahhhh

>>37610969
Be unbelievably attractive

>>37611444
The trips speak the truth, OP.
Original origami orgasm.

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you don't
wagies are forced to be nice to you, they don't like you. and you're only asking a wagie because you KNOW she'll have to reject you kindly - and rejection terrifies you, because you're a beta.

Well that girl is pretty hot.

>>37610966
Well yeah, that's why they try to dress up as 2D women.

>>37610966
>I don't understand why women cosplay in general.
it gets them attention. This is usually the answer for why women do anything.

>>37610909
Bump because I need to get a new laptop as well.

http://ktgee.net/post/49423737148/thinkpad-guide#_=_

>>37610996
Arigatou gonzaiimas!

>>37610788
dude same, im wondering if theres any way to fix it cause it makes me feel pretty bad

>>37610910
Yea it makes me feel ashamed, whenever someone asks me for directiona or asks me if I heard of a place I spill my spaghetti

>>37610982
do you think it might be an ADHD thing, cause ive always never been able to keep my attention on anything and have a pretty bad memory

I liked how aqua looked on the psp and PS3, I don't rly like how she looks on the ps4

>>37610763
Taking a nap also works in my experience.

>>37610763
>not taking stacks of nootropics and lifting first thing in the morning
never gonna make it

>>37610756
/r9k/ is a board exclusively for normies. Depression is normal and you are welcome here. Kissless, handholdless virgins are on their way out. Feel free to post whatever you'd like and welcome.

>shitty life
>has gf
Yeah fuck off.

>inb4 blogpost about how much your normie life sucks regardless of your gf

>>37610817
Wow, projector is one bruh. I never said I have a gf. It's just that I feel more depressed over my life, rather than not having a gf. That would be the least of my problems.

they are both very pretty. nice fantasy sisters OP

7/10 learn how to smile like a real human

>>37610515

If those are your sisters, I know who is making those ""hug" your sister and post response" threads all the time.

Actually, you should probably be "hugging" your sisters right now dude.

>>37610424
dunno maybe ask a lawyer and go to a small claims court? Or is this thing on the penal code? No idea.
In my experience they will make it difficult for you but again it depends. Maybe you should just go there and ask for the money before going further.

>>37610473
I'm too much of a pussy to go and ask for the money since I quit via email..maybe I'll get the balls to do it

Tell them to give you your money nigga

I'm coming in faggot

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>>37610588
no thank you please do not

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fuck you anon I'm coming in

fun to think about anyway
means you're god

When I was rolling I realized naturalistic pantheism is the correct idea, I never had anything closer to a religious experience so for all I know it's maybe true.

>>37610294
When everything else that exists is also God, it takes away the novelty. Suddenly "God" becomes pretty elementary in whatever you're trying to discuss.

Whatever stops people from being retards is fine by me. But people who have a sense of community, that they are part of something bigger than themselves, they don't have any particular religion in common.