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It takes time mate.
Best thing to do is keep practising.
Take your time with things, don't rush. I know that's hard when you're paying by the hour but try to take your time.

No shame in visiting prostitutes, btw.
I've only visited one, but it was a really positive experience.

>>35275403
>only have had sex with escorts
>did this about 10 times
same
>each time still act like a virgin and don't seem to know what I'm doing
I improve myself every time

Get them to blow you instead so you can't see their dead eyes

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>>35275352

Suzanne from Brewster McCloud

>>35275352

Fuck movies, his character in Horace & Pete was 11/10 robot material.

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John Wayne Cleaver

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How the fuck do you get drunk on 2 fourlokos?

>>35275447
by weighing less than 200 pounds?

>>35275447
Not just drunk.

White girl wasted. The epitome of trash. The holy grail of roastie.

Getting a GF at work is not best idea. But have seen cute girl at my work so gonna copy you sir. But keep getting scheduled at other times and not with her. Don't mind the females at your work, they sound like needy bitches.

>>35275284
I'm 24 too laddie, and I've fucked over 10 women and been in long term relationships with vindictive evil whores and landed in jail because of a red headed one. Listen, women are pretty much as disgusting and flawed as any man. They are not equal in their virtues nor in their flaws. Just push on and improve yourself. Do not give in to nihilism, and one day things will change. Try to do 100 pushups a day if you can because excercise is important.

As >>35275364 said, relationships and work don't mix unless you work at a very very large company.

Adding to what >>35275409 said:
It's a bit of a mixed bag with women.
I was very lucky growing up with a caring mother and two kind, warm-hearted sisters. It was a shock being out in the real world and finding out they are rare in the wild.

her loss desu

>>35275269
>PRESSURE FREE INTERACTION
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Don't worry, the chances of her replying to your are abysmally low.

seems cozy.

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>Hotgirl99 has joined
nice try retard, no women allowed.

I'm going to pump and dump Doomoo's sister

Just do what I do: go work at a fast food joint and live in abject poverty.

Join the military and make a man out of yourself. I'm 25 and regret not going right after high school and basically worked my ass off full time both at work and school.

I'm being serious though, you're on r9k. I'm speaking to you as one robot to another. Do your research on which branch to join. I settled with 25b in the Army which is IT work. I'll be getting more college credits while enlisted and going for my bachelor's after four years.

Personally, I would say go ROTC or at least earn some college credits at your local community college. The university I transferred into was way too liberal for me which is one of the main reasons I'm going active duty now and just finishing my degree along the way.

N I G H T
S E C U R I T Y
You can get paid to browse r9k.

SAVE ME YOU FUCKS HELP

IM DYING YOU WORHTLEESS SHITS

calm down buddy
what do you mean? is your depression literallly manifesting itself as a physical entity? what exactly is going on?

>>35275111

>/lgbt/
>normie board

i don't know what those fuckers are, but I wouldn't call them normal. 80% of the threads are for trannies

>>35275165

i don't know who else would post there

i mean, what's your average homosexual even going to talk about there?

>i sure do love sucking dicks
>boy me too
>let's post some porn
>oh actually that's a different board
>oh
>...

whereas transitioning would actually take up a lot of your time and probably involves a lot of thinking

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>>35275111
you don't have to go to /lgbt/ but you can't stay here faggot

i dont know how to make conversation, i would say hi and then say something dumb and generic like the weather and then go quiet

I'm an oldfag (36) and spent years reading and studying normires because I'm a wagecuck and need to do it for my job. It's a lot fucking harder than just walking up and saying hi. Normie conversation is a complicated dance where you have to learn the steps and anticipate every move. Even now it still eludes me at times and I'm a lawyer in NYC making six figures and literally dating a model (in before reeeee chad, I was on 4chan before all you dumbfucks). Saying it's easy is a fucking insult. This shit is hard work. I don't even know if it's worth it in the end.

Yeah I can do that, keeping it going past that is troublesome though.

>>35275085
>Enlightenment: Your betters can do shit that you aren't allowed to do

Fuck japan

>>35275123
it's a story you dip, you're supposed to use it to cause the great doubt, not actually cut someone's finger off

>>35275152
no, my interpretation is correct. yours isn't supported.

>MASTER does shit
>apprentice tries shit
>MASTER puts apprentice in place
>apprentice realizes his role as bitch
JAPAN

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>>35275070
"WHO DARES SUCKLE BABBY'S FEET,"
>said Buff Babby

Oooohh hehe, *small turd slides out of butthole*

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>>35275097
UwU
>hark Buff Babby

Go buy some sleeping pills.

>>35275082
I took my happy pills which normally knock me out along with an over-the-counter sleep pill. Still didn't work.

Stay up all night, go in awake and alert (and anxious to get the heck out of there and sleep for a bajillion hours)

>>35275045
I don't get this meme can somebody give me a rundown

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>>35275045
A human distinction, nothing more.

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>>35275068
>plastic surgery addicts

hope is a meme.
Exit the premises, Norman.

been there

just brace for the pain and confusion when you discover that the way women "fall out of love" is that they do it slowly over six months without telling you it's happening, and then suddenly break up with you after they've been half-flirting or talking with other dudes for like a month

and your entire fucking brain breaks in half trying to comprehend how what YOU feel inside doesn't match what she does whatsoever, and while you're agonizing over her every word and thought and intention, she's callously able to think of you once a week and maybe say "ok" to your endless messages to her.

i'm not even being cynical, i'm just warning you, brace for that shit and try to remember that it's just an illusion when it happens. it'll feel 5000% real but it's an illusion.

what you've really learned from this experience so far is that you are capable of loving and being loved, and that "relationships can happen." don't confuse that learning experience for "true love is real and i found her and she's a perfect goddess and i'll never let her go," because that's the shit that snaps your mind in half when she goes into "ok" mode.