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>>37558103
>pees in small bursts

This meme is already fucking dead fuck off

saged

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bump1ng th1s thr34d

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No, he's the true normie champ.
If you play Yasuo you have no pride.

>>37558048
>playing moba in 2017
serves you right cunt

Urgot is the robot champ. Yasuo attracts all the edgy kids and normalfags.

>>37557990
My dream girl is a redhead with tattoos

>>37557990
They look cuter with tattoos.

>>37557998
That is because you are failure with unrealistic expectations.

You don't.

If you're friendless as an adult you're fucked and doomed to a life of loneliness.

>>37557980
get some easy summer job and try to make friends there
try to find a hobby that you can do with others
you can try bars during sport events if thats your thing
or just play sports, skate or whatever else you can do with someone else
there are still many ways, but it's more difficult
you need to try more now

>>37558004
This, you don't

You can try make a connection based on course work but you'll never go beyond that to friends or a study group; at most you make talk before, during and after classes
Everyone has formed their circle from previous relationships, you can't break in

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i go for chads because they are hot and generally very assertive and lead the pace

or i would if chad would ever look at me

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Another gift from the gods.

>>37558022
>people always do this "you're a loser anon!" thing hoping to enrage me into improving
>it never worked
>they kept doing it
>now I hate negative and positive reinforcement equally
fuck you mom you said I was a loser, well I am a fucking loser now

how much are you taking?

if it's not a lot, just stop. it ruined a year of my life.

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you literally just stop

but idk you might have a withdrawal and die, not sure

http://www.benzo.org.uk/manual/

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>>37557637
birthday

>25
>hhkv

>>37557637
>24 years and 11 months old

You guys think I could turn my life around in one month?

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Complained yesterday, here's the aftermath.

>had first job interview today
>they were nice and i only said one inappropriate thing
>salary is lovely, work seems nice
>but it's in a town i don't like

I cannot believe that I am turning down jobs. I'm 27 without a day of work experience. I'd be making 2300 euros abroad, while the average wage in my country is 400 euros.
I'm turning it down because I don't want to live in a town which only has a population of 50 000 and is 3 hours away from a major town with a lot of things to do and an airport for travel.

JUST KILL ME SO I DONT HAVE TO MAKE DECISIONS OR LIVE

I think it's the group mentality of rooting for "your" team and feeling success and happiness by proxy without having to leave your home.

>>37557641
This but also the added excuse of drinking beer too.

>>37557749
Yeah that. Watching sports is a socializing event for normies. I never quite understood what's social about watching TV and getting shitfaced but oh well.

Second puberty is doing wonders for me; time will make it all better buddy.

>>37557554
It's not that I'm ugly, I'm fairly attractive. It's just my race and temperament prevent me from having successful relationships.

I wished I'd have born either fully white, typical dumb ghetto trash so I wouldn't be so self-aware, or not at all.

>>37557525
I'm a back-end EE server system maintainer and live in an affluent area, the amount of white women that show interest/flirt is surreal
It's like they rarely get to see black men in real life and as soon as they do they try getting in your pants
I've even got offers from literal cuckolds

>>37557219

also pls don't answer "my dream gf is rich so I'd be rich too hurr durr" or some other variation of this bullshit, I'm talking about mainly mentally and emotionally changes

>>37557219
would definitely motivate me to get my shit together.

Hopefully we'd be complimentary. She'd fill in gaps in my personality and I'd do the same for her, e.g. she'd be very motivated to organise things but a bit unstable, and I'd be awful at coordinating but act as a rock for her to hold on to.

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Any Melbourne fags here?

>>37557206
>using Kike app
>also from fucking australia
You're doomed, m89. You'd be at odds with literally every timezone that matters or would participate.

>>37557922
Where's melborn? Connecticut?

I binge and restrict a lot. Currently I'm eating about 200 calories a day. I don't believe that I have an ED, just disordered eating. I just want to see what my face looks like when I'm down to a low weight. I plan on putting on muscle after that and eating 1200 a day.

>>37557168
>200 calories

anon, what the fuck do you even eat?

>>37557168
holy shit i've never restricted less than like 700 (not counting days when I just fast). how do you function day to day?

What's with the sad anime frog?

Nothing. There is nothing fucking wrong with being normal.

>>37557082
Hitler seemed to have the right idea

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>>37556688
>what do
Grab her by the love handles and impregnate that thicc qt pi

>>37556720
But anon

It's a boy

>>37556688
Tell her she is beautiful in her own way and her shape is perfect.

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>Too poor to afford booze more than once a week
>Spend every sunday evening drinking, listening to music really loudly on my headphones and shitposting
>Rest of the week I feel bored out of my mind and depressed

It really is all I look forward to, it's the only time I enjoy myself.

>be really good friends with girl
>she moves away in 2013
>came back last year
>go on a couple of dates
>she cuts off contact because i was always drunk and generally shitty to be around
>havent spoken in over 6 months
>she invites me to her birthday party on facebook

what did she mean by this

What should I get on my pizza lads

I'm thinking
>regular base and sauce
>cajun chicken
>pepperoni
>crispy bacon