I shall post a picture of Zelda every day.
Day 15.
The reason I couldn't do it for the last 2 days because I was banned for 2 days.
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That nullifies your streak though, so this is actually day 1.
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>>39388896
oh............
oregano
oregano
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>>39388876
banned because of zelda...
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As the last election failed, let's try again. You will vote for an MP on the thread, and party new Party Leaders on Strawpoll.
Current seats
NLP: 31 (PM Soros)
FRP: 20 (Anon)
RSP: 14 (Unruhe)
RFCP: 12 (T)
R9KIP: 12 (Farage)
TRP: 6 (Watson)
WNRP: 6 (Spencer)
R9KIP https://strawpoll.com/yrb9zf89
RFCP https://strawpoll.com/7ffkk52z
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>>39388737
Here is the current leadership, though keep in mind R9KIP and RFCP are subject to change.
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what is this and why can't i vote for bano?
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>>39388756
FRCP leader candidates.
>>39388789
The R9K parliamentary election. You can't vote for Bano because he isn't a party. Though you can request him to be the leader for an existing party.
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What ever happened to that one chick who was into vore a while back?
I need to be eaten.
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>>39388589
she an hero
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>>39389377
I think you mean . . . , ; :., ;'
;::;,,. ., ,
... , ,,
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an gyro
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>>39388589
wait what happened?
origami
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>pass attractive individual
>sexual organ becomes stimulated
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>pass gas
>sexual organ becomes stimulated
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>>39388450
>see interracial couple
>sexual organ becomes stimulated
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>>39388450
>see anime pics
>sexual organ FUCKING DIES
ITT: autistic things you do
I started taking shits like pic related.
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I do the same squat while shitting, but for safety reasons, I shit into a bowl in the shower, not balancing on the toilet. Then I dump the shit in the toilet and put the bowl in a sealed plastic bag in the trash to minimise smell.
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Wtf i shit like this aswell
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>>39388499
I never balance on the toilet.
>>39388505
I knew I won't be the only one.
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Does anybody here know of any parents who lost their kid? How are they doing today?
I want to kill myself, but I hate the fact that I'll hurt my parents.
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>>39388367
Yeah I know two people who killed themselves recently. Their parents lives are totally ruined forever. One lads mother is now in a psychiatric ward leaving his father to pick up the pieces. The other lads mother is completely heartbroken forever and has to look after two daughters one of them is around 10 years old both with learning disabilities.
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>>39388367
It's pretty much a perfect way to destroy your parents' lives and crush their souls. If you have siblings it might be possible for them to recover, but regardless it will damage them. And if you have no siblings they will likely be thrust into lifelong nihilism.
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>>39388367
My best friend died. His mom is an alcoholic now and his dad isn't the same. His dad used to be the kind of person to be happy most of the time and be kind to others now hes more or less quiet and looks kind of dead inside.
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You are following the ways of the Buddha, right?
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no but i am experiencing samsara at an extremely elevated velocity
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Antithesis-Buddha reporting in.
I've gone out of my way to take everything in life personally and give way more of a shit than is warranted. I am am innately angry person and unwilling to change for any system of being. Fueled by egomania.
I want to sword fight Buddha
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>>39388251
I mean no disrespect to Buddha, but I have chosen Christ as my spiritual master.
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anybody have a fascination with looking skinny and disheveled?
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I have the skinny body type and the dead fish eyes, but unfortunately I can't get my hair to look like that. My skin is too greasy to go a day without shampooing, and when I shampoo my hair doesn't get that messy look.
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>>39388249
this just inspires me to get off my lazy ass and transform my skinny body into something admirable.
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>>39388249
pretty sure all girls do. Back in the day a guy with a belly used to be attractive because it signified wealth. Nowadays its all about tall skelly mode underachiever.
>little sister brings home her third *official* boyfriend this year
>next day brings a "friend" over for sleepover, I can hear them fuck
>day after that, she brings her boyfriend over again, pretends like everything is ok
>repeat almost every single day
>she's 18
>I'm 25 yo khv
>mfw
She's a fucking slut! Dirty normie cumbucket and she's cheating on her boyfriend! I'm not sure how I feel about this. I'm obviously angry, but I'm also really disgusted by her behavior. She's exactly the type of woman /r9k/ hates.
She's not smart enough to be a career woman, so her only shot in life is to make sure she's the wife material for some nice man, but we all know all good guys are going to be disgusted of her. She's going to fucking wreck her life with that stupid feminist slut shit. I also checked her social media accounts and she's been participating in pride walks where she prances around in skimpy clothing while waving the rainbow flag. She also identifies as "bisexual".
I'm glad to leave the house for my own apartment soon, but at the same time I'm worried over my sister. She's obviously beyond recovery, nobody will want to be her husband in the future, and I'm sure she's going to regret all of this reckless shit when she hits that 30 year mark.
TL;DR:
Sister is a dirty cock carousel riding + cheating slut, not smart enough to be a career woman, too icky to be wife material for anybody. What do?
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I know how you feel, anon. My sister did the same shit. There is nothing you can do. It's over. Your sister has taken the degenerate path and there's nothing you can do about that
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>>39388195
Tell her bf be like "I heard you andchad last night fuvking" with her bf there
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>>39388195
stone her. she is beyond redemption
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polish feels 2137 edition
>tfw mieszkam w blokowisku pelnym dresiarzy
gdzie sa jakies spierdoks friendly miejsca gdzie mozna zamieszkac
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>>39388156
Poland sucks and you should feel bad. They only have winged knight armor and the witcher. Pathetic
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to dziwne bo dresy chyba wyszly juz z mody
ja lubie chodzic w dresach i jestem spierdoksem
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>>39388298
chodzi mi bardziej o zachowanie/stan umyslu
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Did you know that Fatismo probably ate food again? Spectacular.
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Rose sucks originally
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>>39388289
I agree but Pedro eats.
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>>39388143
The fuck you talkin about nigga
>in love romantically with best friend who used to (possibly still does) want me sexually
>can't make myself want sex with him no matter how hard I try
>cuddle with him but have normal friend conversations or watch funny youtube videos during it, feels so normal
>scared he's gonna get bored and leave me even though he has less chance of getting a bf or gf than I do
W-what do I do? I love the way it's going right now but I'm scared he's gonna get bored, how can I keep him without offering myself up for seks?
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>>39388127
Life is so fucking easy as a female you never have to be alone
Fucking kill yourself hole
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>>39388127
>can't make myself want sex with him no matter how hard I try
Why is it important for you to want it, to have it. Just fucking do it, even if you don't want it. Because then at least you'll have tried something new AND there is the possibility you could change during or after.
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>I dont want to have sex so I just wont :^J
Not sure why this attitude is so fucking common. Sex is like anything else in a relationship, it's part of the job description. You can't wait for the magic once in a lifetime rush of arousal to sweep you off your feet and turn your cunt into Niagara falls. I dont want to go to work, I dont want to deal with traffic, I dont want to hear the stupid bullshit that bugs my friends/girlfriend, but I DO it because it's part of the job.
tl;dr you need to grow up. The Disney-tier idea of true love and total arousal and absolute emotional infatuation at all times is a fucking meme and directly leads to misery.
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>job interview in 3 hours
HELP ME IM SO FUCKING SCARED AHHHHHHH!
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What's the position anon?
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>>39388074
engineering intern. my dad is making me really talk once of his coworkers
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>>39388047
>mom wants me to set up a therapy appointment over the phone
I've been playing along but now she's asking too much
I can't be happy why can't she see this
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>see cute girl
>imagine her being my gf
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>>39387993
>see cute girl
>imagine being her
Why do I have to be a faggot
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>>39387993
This is normal and healthy. Rather than thinking "she'll never want me" and then become depressed, think about how you can become a better man that she will want. What if you had a sweet job, car, house and great clothes? Would she look at you the same. Increase your sexual market value by acquiring the capability of acquiring resources, which is what the majority of women are really attracted to.
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>>39387993
>see cute girl
>imagine nothing, feel nothing
only 2d for me bro
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>progressively find 3d sex and genitals more repulsive
Am I ascending?
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You're descending, OP. Despite what people will tell you, it's awful if you find yourself getting more attracted to 2D than 3D. Remind yourself that you can not have sex with 2D
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>>39387982
The 3Dfag only being able to point to the animal act of fucking to support his team is about as profound an argument for 2D as you'll ever see
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>>39387957
indeed my friend
soon you will enter the land of 4D eroticism