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Why did Dylan Klebold come across as so pretentious? "Existance, what a strange word." Trite, I can almost taste the angst.
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>>39442803
you would think that for such a "gifted" person he could at least spell better. he was immature as fuck. him and eric were probably legitimately on the autism spectrum. apparently they excelled in math and pretty much nothing else. very immature kids with terribly undeveloped worldviews.
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>>39443001
>he was immature as fuck.

very characteristic of the 90s though and probably before; kids nowadays are ultra mature but then they stop before reaching true adulthood and hover there forever

t. i was a teenager in the 90s
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>>39443001
They broke into a van and then said it was justified because the van was left out in the open. That's nigger-tier.

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>Join Discord
>Everyone is gay and orbits around any female
>Chat is dead half the time
Wow this shit is really wack
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>join discord
>say something
>get ignored
>leave
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>>39442814
what did you say

ori
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>>39442781
>gay and orbits around any female
what did he mean by this

Is being handsome the most important thing in the world by far?
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No, but being tall is.
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The more handsome you are the more gay men will hit on you
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>>39442773
I'm reasonably attractive.
(6/10 according to some, 8/10 according to others.)

I still hate myself.

I have a brother. He's objectively less attractive (5/10)

However, he's confident and has a good attitude about life.

He has a better future/hotter girlfriend than I do.

Hope I'm being helpful.

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>American grill moved to aus, went to school with her
>She's a 7/10
>We were good friends all through school
>She dates some sudanese nigger
>She becomes a drug addict
>One day she adds me on facebook
>Don't recognise her
>She tells me all her difficulties she's suffered and how she's glad to be talking to me
>She's a 3.5/10 now
>Chubby, huge stretch marks, almost a double chin, deep baggy eyes, fucked teeth, shit tattoos everywhere, scars everywhere
>She has 3 kids, 3 boys; 2 niglets and 1 white
>all of them look completely different
>Lives in housing commission
>she has no car, her house is literally just an oven, microwave, old tube tv in the living room with a dvd player, old crusty couch
>she's always very nice to me, she comes over to my house and cleans and makes me dinner one weekend while her kids are at her mums
>we are watching a movie and talking about school days
>she leans in and hugs me
>give her a hug
>she leans down and tries to unzip my fly
>no ty
>she gets offended and throws tantrum asking me whats wrong
>tell her I am just not interested in any sex right now
>she gets over it
>we hang out for a few months
>she loses her commission house somehow
>let her move into mine for a little bid
>1yr later shes still there, she doesnt do anything, doesnt cook, doesnt wash, doesnt clean
>seek legal advice
>get her removed
>she blasts me on facebook for "throwing her kids and her out to the cold"
>try to explain the situation to her friends
>they all thought we were dating
>I tried to be nice
>fuck it, paid bond and put my name down on a lease and got her a cheap house, paid 10 months in advance for her rent to get all of her friends off my back
>one day I get a letter
>$14500 in damages
>apparently she trashed the house and stayed in it an additional 4 months after the 10 months i paid in advance without paying anything
>got blacklisted by real estates in my state
>she throws a brick through the window on my car

whats wrong with american women?
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>>39442752
you're fucking retarded. you trusted a woman.
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>>39442752
Actually what is wrong with you

What did you expect
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>>39442752
What the hell did you think was going to happen? You let trash people into your life they make your life trash

And how did you put up with the nigglets?

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I can't decide on what to do, so I'm just going to make a thread. Depending on what this thread ends in I will:

1. Use this thread to post THICC and beat off until it's over.
2. Fap then go to bed
3. Play Vidja
4. Work on my handmade TCG project
5. Work on my RPG Maker game that's never going to get finished but is still fun to mess around with
6. Go lurk for more THICC pics
7. Start a new Pokemon Nuzlocke
8. Listen to a podcast while cleaning my apartment
9. Search spooky stuff on youtube and /x/

LET'S ROLL
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>>39442700
Ahhhh! I-I... Didn't pick what 0 was going to be for some reason...
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>>39442710
... One more time?!?!

Two 0s in a row?
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>>39442700
Top quality anime girl

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>tfw sleepy and ready to go bed
>tfw realize i hadn't put the sheets in the dryer yet
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>>39442612
Let them air dry in the washer and go back to bed.
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>>39442620
No homey my bed sheets are already washed, I was going to wash them before tonight because last night I sweated a lot as I slept due to flu. I forgot to put them in the dryer so all I have are wet bed sheets for the next 30 minutes or so
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>>39442681
Sleep on the bare mattress, dummy.

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How long does a robot finish reading a book? Im genuinely curious about your reading habits.
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>>39442607
I usually finish within 3-7 hours of active reading.
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I haven't read much lately but when I do I usually read a few hundred pages at a time, it kills a few hours
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>>39442607
Real robot only reads manga

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>in Japan
>20 cigarettes are 460yen at most
>go to Australia
>25 cigarettes are $28, or 2445yen
>425% price increase in my habit
>mfw

What the fuck Australia
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>>39442554

>smoking the tobacco jew at all
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>>39442563
If anything, this is a really good reason to quit.
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Yeah, it's pretty shit. What do you smoke?

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what was the most hurt youve ever been?
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>all you do is mess things up
>nobody wants you around
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Emotinally, phisically or both?
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>>39442548
source? already attempted all the standard ways.

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Guise i still miss her

never even dated, or seen her irl actually either. but i still really wish she was here with me here. I still message her occasionally and she responds but we'll never be together. I think she didn't lie when she said she really likes me too but I honestly don't know at this point.

wat i do?
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>>39442492
Ask her to be your girlfriend.

I'm confused, is that out of the question?
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>>39443219
I did already. She first agreed to skype but then backed out once I tried to set a time a couple days later.

She then heavily implied she didn't like me in that way but when I said "well if you don't like me in that way then it's fine" she said "I never said that" and after I pressed her on how she's not making any sense, she said:

"Fine. I'll be honest. If that gets you to shut the fuck up. I like you. I really like you. But I can't put effort or time into this. Please don't talk to me anymore."

W
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>>39443339
shit i accidentally posted. last sentence was

We still talk though, less though

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Why so thin-skinned, peeskins?
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>>39442433
Cause they have small dicks
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is that the guy's wife and son?

let's hope he doesn't become elliot tier
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>>39442529

Elliot was half-jewish/chinese
Aryan/Jap is good mix

>>39442481
This tbqh

the only reason im a shut in who doesnt care about anything is because my nose looks like this and there is nothing i can do about it
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Dude its not that bad
That shit dries up in the sun.
Go outside.
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>>39442379
have you considered plastic surgery? should be able to fix a few of the problems
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>>39442379
Get some of this

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Today at college in my critical leadership studies class the professor handed out a deck of cards.
There were 30 cards, each of them had a word and a brief description on them. Most of the words were things along the lines of "Honesty" and "Reliability".

>These cards represent the virtues of a great leader. Select five that best represent you.

We all searched through the decks and selected 5 cards. After a few rounds of elimination, we were forced to chose just our top two.

A few hands went around the room to share. Nearly everyone had "time management" or "critical thinking"

I was the only one with pic related.

I've always felt alone but I've also always felt optimistic and joyous. Growing up I've always been told I was weird, even by friends and lovers. It has never bothered me until today.

I just feel alone.
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I very rarely blogpost but I know some people appreciate the originality.
Thanks for reading.
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>>39442351
>critical leadership studies
Holy fuck college is a waste of time.
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>>39442716
It's a honor's course that teaches you the value of going out into the community and leading a project.
It's part of the scholarship that I use, and the college is giving me a full ride.

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>complain all the time about not having any sex
>thinks other people are gross because they have casual sex all the time

well??? so is your end goal just to have a lot of sex and hate yourself for it or what? i don't get it
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>>39442338
It's a paradox that r9k slowly brainwashes you into and once it's in your mind you're probably irreparably fucked

Speaking from experience
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>>39442338
I get no sex and already hate myself I might as well get laid.
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>>39442338
Hypocrisy and sour grapes baiter nigger.

>anon aren't you coming into the water? Why is your shirt still on?
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>>39442252
Why would I be at a beautiful with girls? Ridiculous hypothetical situation. I barely leave my room for a piss. Haven't left the house in 1 month.

Stupid threads
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>>39442319
you have been abducted by the toasted masses

are you a bad enough dude to save the whales from the landwhales?
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>>39442252
''do you know how many ships pass by here? do you have any idea what they dump in the ocean?''

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