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SHE DOESN'T LIKE YOU YEAH YEAH YEAH
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>>34482448
lol who the fuck walks like that?
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i hope they didn't get stds from those roasties
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>>34482514
only an absolute madman like john lennon
Reminder that if you have not been shot down AT LEAST ten different times, you are not ForeverAlone and you have no right to feels. You have to put in effort before you complain about not succeeding.
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>>34482426
Jesus christ, that pic, how horrifying
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>>34482426
Normies get shot down a lot.
It's a numbers game.
Having the confidence to keep asking different people when youve been shot down the last 50, that's a normie thing.
It all comes down to trying.
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>>34482426
And to be clear, this is ten times in person (face to face). Online and dating/hookup apps doesn't count.
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>tfw a fat girl talks to me
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At least girls talk to you.
Girls never talk to me, not even fat ones, except they need my help with some assignments (I'm good at math).
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>tfw a human talks to me
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>tfw when any girl talks to me
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Why do I like druggie girls so much?
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>SWANS shirt
>actually has fun
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>>34482422
Because you're originally human garbage.
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Some are fun and they're somewhat easy to please. Don't recommend getting too close unless you're the guy for the job
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>tfw want to try smoking, no real reason, just want to try it
>if I do I'll only do it weekly (if I don't give in to the urge for more)
>worried about what could happen to me if I do
>don't want the risk of getting addicted
>don't want to kill my body if I survive into my 30s
I know I probably shouldn't, it's probably disgusting, and it's probably not worth it, but how should I know if I don't try?
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>>34482382
Smoking is enjoyable for a while, I don't really see the point to only doing it weekly, you'll likely eventually just fall into smoking daily like I did. I'm at the point where I'm ready to quit now and yeah I regret ever starting, big waste of money.
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>>34482382
Because you know already the effects of smoking, and how you get yourself a nice nicotine addiction.
You're just being dumb on purpose.
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>>34482382
The first cig is disgusting because smoking is disgusting, then the nicotine kicks in and makes you forget the shit you're putting in your mouth.
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it's a "discord server" episode
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Are you a lonely, mentally ill, maladjusted loser? Do you spend much of your free time staring at the wall, playing video games or watching anime? Too emotionally avoidant to connect with others on an intimate level, or perhaps you're just plain unpleasant to be around? We have the discord server for you, click on the link and chat with other robots just like you!
RULES:
>anime avatars only
>no girls allowed
>keep gayshit in #gayshit
>keep shitposting in #outback
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https://discord.gg/mAaScdidn't want to link in the OP incase it was caught in the spam filter
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Remainder that Anon is a cunt that should be banned.
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this is a shit server desu
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/r9k/ surely wouldn't pay for this, right?
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>>34482199
"Cuddler" implying shes not a hooker who got caught, lied and now has to fake this shit to cover her saucy trail
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>>34483182
tbf cuddling makes people fall asleep so easily
i can see this being a thing
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yes i would pay for it
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How can I have confidence with being autistic?
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Just practice acting confident. Scoff when people are talking and cut them off to talk about how confident you are.
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>>34482194
That's very interesting but I happen to be an expert on being confident, having had multiple decades of experience in confidence.
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>>34482149
>Memes cancelled out
Youre fucked pretty much welcome to the void
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Would you rather
>fuck Kate Upton but nobody will believe you
Or
>not fuck Kate Upton but have the whole world believe you did
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>>34482143
>Seriously?
First choice, wtf kind of question is this you obvious 13 year old?
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>boasting about a sexual conquest
Stop being an idiot.
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I'd prefer to fuck someone withbigger titsthan Kate Upton
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Tfw spending Saturday night building Legos with the girlfriend.
What are you fellow robots up to?
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>>34482108
Shitposting while listening to music, as usual.
also
>girlfriend
GTFO NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>34482108
Is she ugly or cute
What set are you building
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>>34482108
i hope you and her both choke on them and die
fucking cancer
>*FLAAAAARRPPPP*
We're here for the job interview.
*FLURP URP URP UP UP UP*
Sorry, that was my urethra. :)
*BRAAAUMMMMP*
So, can we sit down?
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>>34482066
>urethra
>FLAAAAARRPPPP
>dick farts
holy hell, and I thought I was degenerate
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>those flabby pecs
>that belly masked as an adonis belt
>legitimate manlet
his cock is long for sure, but fucking hell that body is a sad sight
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>>34482066
What the fuck is wrong with their bodies
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Time sending needy fleshbags into spa e when we can and have learned far more by sending robots? Send more robots. I am drunk
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i hope the first person to visit mars is an intentional suicide who crashes his rocket onto the surface
i would volunteer for this trip it would be very badass
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>real human bean
>and a real hero
>real human bean
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>>34482216
> eye drive
Oregano buses
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>Tfw charisma + looks + female
>People like me but get along with no one
>No one believes I'm a virgin
>Feel 10/10 alienated with everyone and end up distant or judgmental of people who are in turn judgemental of me
>Would kill for anyone who understood me
>Have become numb to the idea of having close friends or dating
>Have fallen into depression and been sitting at home for years, any sense of time has gone to shit
>Trying to get back into doing things and university
>The idea of facing hundreds of people so different to me to feel alienated again makes me want to kill myself
>what's different about me?
>I don't know
>been jaded since birth
Want someone like me.
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>>34482032
You're autistic unironically.
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>>34482084
no autism. am clean.
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>>34482032
who is you are husbando
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You may not believe it, but this is the pinnacle of female beauty.
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>>34482016
put a bullet in that poor thing's head
end its misery
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>>34482016
Just post moar.
Oregonal
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>>34482016
I very much a agree.
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>tfw just got floobledoobed
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>mfw I just got bastaboggled
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>tfw I shastaboogle a fnackledorf
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>>34482434
>not bikibikigulling a plorboquast
top cuck