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>>35251193
>Does /r9k/ watch movies?
no

>>35251193
I watch loads of films but they're usually my favourites from back in the good old days.
Haven't seen too many recent films... and when I have they've all been painfully average (Jack Reacher, Jason Bourne etc.).

>>35251193
I still watch a lot of movies, usually more than 100 every year. But my passion for films has diminished over the years. I don't know if it's depression, because I've been depressed for far longer, so it must be the quality of films these days.

Take your picture for example, it was well acted, I was fine with Affleck winning the Oscar, but the film as a whole was rather boring for me. There were some good scenes, really sad stuff, but I just didn't connect with it.

When I look back at the Oscar best picture nominees for this decade, there are only a handful that I actually rewatch. Most of these prestige films that get nominated now are about some message, and are too political.

I just watched Moonlight and wasn't impressed for something that was just named Best Picture. The movie felt like Boyhood, but about a poor gay back boy instead of an entitled faggy white boy. It was like a TV movie you'd see in the 90's, and I have no desire to ever watch it again.

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I imagine it's nothing like holding my pillow every night when I try to go to sleep

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>>35251192
At least I'm not the only one who does this

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>>35251192
>it's nothing like holding my pillow

wh-what if your pillow's the one you love

>>35251071
>unironically voting no because you don't want to lose your trap threads with complete sentences
They should have never brought back this shithole.

Bumping because I want more votes.

More votes please bumping a third time sorry

>>35250938
Microwave radiation isn't that bad, right? Just don't stand in front of it when you're using it.

I recommend disabling the unit by setting it on high for 5mins and tossing it into a full bathtub. Don't go it the water or you will become Spider-Man, LOOK OUT!

When it's off it will not do any thing. It is not releasing radiation in to your room.

I would'nt use it until it's fixed though.

And louder

TWO!...nothing wrong with me

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THREE

NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

EVEN LOUDER!!!

FOUR! NOTHING WRONG WITH ME!

>>35250895
I'll get a torrent just to spite you, OP.

Because you are such a God damned faggot holy shit

>>35250895
At some point in the future. Not now though because it's the only game on the Switch that I'm interested in so it's not worth buying yet.

>>35250895
not yet
Switches were sold out online and at all local stores when I went so I have to wait until they start stocking more
hopefully I can get one before splatoon

>>35250891
the key is getting it up. nature takes over from there.

so if you can get your dick up, you're already doing it better than me...

sex. not even once.

>>35250891
There's petabytes of free porn a click away. Watch some pov shit.

>>35250891
Virgin here, is it really that complicated? I thought you just put the penis in the vagina.

>>35250876

How do I get a girlfriend?

fmsklljfasio

she wont unless she wants you to impregnate her

>>35250876
First you have to get one

listen you fucks I'm crying in my car like a retard. Someone tell me to kill myself or something

>>35250871
I didn't understand, why don't you go to this deaf stuff?

>>35251492
you deaf or something?

>>35250859
tell him to get his fucking shine box

Silently seethe.

>>35250859
Whats so funny about him? Does he look like a clown to you? Is he here to entertain you?

>>35250825
2d traps are ok, just don't fall for the 3dpd meme and you're daijoubu

Absolutely, and this is coming from someone who doesn't actually like traps. I would protect that smile. Saika should win the Hikkibowl.

I look waaay~ better than trashy Saika.

>>35250817
At least 2 times here senpai, just got done with Bailey Jay

TraaaaappSSS ARE FUUUUUUCKING GAYYYYY

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Traps are gay & you should feel like a dirty fag.
>inb4 traps aren't gay fags

>>35250750
>I'm not autistic enough for a tulpa
>not autistic enough
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>it's a fucking fat furry
Son you've got more than enough autism to go around.

>>35250750
tulpas work exactly the same as jesus except better since you can figure a comfier fit for yourself

>>35250750
You have a really cute friend OP. What's his name?

What did you do instead, OP?

Probably because you were thinking about us.
Huh, you want us to plug up your anus, you fucking faggot, is that what you want?

>>35251155
Abhorrent post. ERP in the ten threads that were made for it.

Yes, but what an odd question. What got you thinking about dating blind girls?

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>>35250714
She'd still be able to smell me, so it really wouldn't work

>>35250714
yes if shes a virgin and smart
i guess she would really be into music as a blind person so thats a huge plus