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Any of you Gaylords want to do a DBZ D&D campaign? I've worked out the details so if you're autistic enough to handle it let me know
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>>38073704
Single shame bump before an hero
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>>38073704
did you ask /tg/?
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Yeah Im down
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Confess your deepest secrets
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Forgive me padre for I have sinned. I have something to confess...
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I WIPE MY BOOGERS ON MY CAT
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I masturbated in church when I was about 10 years old by rubbing a Bible up against my crotch until I had some kind of prepubescent dry orgasm. I didn't even know to feel guilty about it until like three years later when I understood what masturbating actually was.
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>>38073694
Fuck off you're not my dad you're a thotfrog
No drug thread /r9k/?
Who else /degenerate/ here? Off alcohol and Coke right now, having a blast. What about you robots?
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>>38073682
I sell a good amount of stuff. Make about $900-$1400 a week average.
I don't really use drugs, though. Psychedelics are scary and I only smoke weed in social situations, since some of my customers want to match bowls with me. I find if you only smoke weed occasionally, it feels much better than getting high all day erryday
That being said, I've tried every drug I sell at least once to know its effects.
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>>38073834
What do you sell bro? Sounds like it'd be fun if I knew enough people needing shit
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I'm drunk right now and I really wish I wasn't. Any tips on how to stop drinking fucking constantly?
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>when you delete your facebook for the final time.
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>Final time
Fuck off attention whore
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>when you delete your grindr knowing you're just desperate and not actually gay
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>>38073775
Good now go find a nice man to cook and clean for
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Anyone else impulsively feel like scratching the shit out of their arms or face when the get anxious?
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No, I usually pace around my room and talk to myself when it gets really bad.
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I am literally always fondling the hair on my beard
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>>38073672
Out loud or in your head?
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>dressing up as a girl and fucking men to pay rent this weekend
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>>38073568
Das gay mayne just sell some drugs
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>>38073568
>dressing up as a girl and fucking men to pay rent this weekend
This is a good idea honestly
do you pass?
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pls post a pic of you dressed up
Hey r9k serious question
I'm making cookies for my boyfriend, should I put in my vagnial fluids in it?
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>>38073495
Get out of this board immediately
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>>38073508
/thread/ till its dead/
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>>38073495
No, you should mix menstrual blood into it so he falls under your control forever and can be used as a love slave.
who else here has absolutely no idea what people are thinking ever?
ive learned to think its always the worst possible as a protective measure
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>>38073461
You can't read people because you have some type of autism.
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>>38073461
I actually do know what people are thinking most of the time, because of my above average social skills. However, it's of no use to me, since I've lost all the desire to interact with everyone.
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>>38073490
Seconded. Why are autismos so laughably pathetic and unaware of themselves?
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When I was in preschool I was moved into kindergarten after about 4 months as I had "exhausted the classroom resources". I was also suggested to skip the 1st and later 6th grade. When I started first grade I was tested to read at a 6th grade level. And ended up doing high school math at 5th grade. I was proud in what I did and thought I was smart.
>just wait until middle school kid, that's when it really counts
Go To middle school, first time getting letter grades. Make honor roll every trimester, don't even study. Get tested in 6th grade, have college reading level, placed in special class, advised to skip 8th grade.
>but you're just a middle schooler it doesn't get hard until high school
>go to high school, take 10 AP classes. Score a 4 or 5 on every test. Also take a large chunk of dual credit classes at local community college. 32 on ACT, could have skipped 12 grade. Didn't want to because I liked sports. Graduate valedictorian 4.6 gpa with essentially every cord school gives out, get scholarship to uni too. Only idea of studying was reading over a chapter the night before.
>lol you're only in high school just wait for college kid
Deans list, all A' s top of class, spend most of school year fucking around, skip 1.5 years because of all the shit I did in high school. Still no idea of studying besides skimming over shit night before. Go on semester abroad too.
>you're just an undergrad. Wait till you try and get your masters kid
Go get masters in international relations
Top of class all A' s blah blah blah
>try life in the real world kid that's when it gets hard
Are my accomplishments really that insignificant? Or are they just upset that I've done more in my life than they ever will.
(Yes I am autistic)
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They are just jealous about it, I have heard similar phrases a lot of times before, just keep on it anon.
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don't worry mate, my pops would do this to me to make me wanna try even harder to prove em wrong.
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>>38073506
Not even my dad. Mainly classmates
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>smoke weed
>police helicopter starts doing a holding pattern over my neighborhood
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>smoke weed
>think everything is synchronicity and the devil can read my thoughts
>also think I'm going to have heart attack
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>smoke weed
>gain real superpowers
>have to hide powers from normals
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>>38073380
>smoke weed
>go for walk
>have great time
>enjoy nature and life
>all is well
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I plan on coming out to my friend, should I also mention I'd fuck him for fun if I could?
I'm not in love nor I really expect to have sex with him
He has a gf and he probably doesn't like me that way
Can something like this ruin our friendship?
I just want to be open, we are very intimate friend and always tell everything to each other
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are you fucking retarded my dude
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>>38073378
that's gonna fuck your friendship senpai
bad idea and a half
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>>38073402
I'm not the sharpest tool in the shred
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANT A GF, I WANNA, I NEED A GF NOW ! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE ! FUCKING NOW . I WANNA HUG A GF AND SUCK ON TITTIES. WHERE IS MY GF?!?!?
IT'S SUMMER ALREADY AND I DON'T HAVE A GF. WHERE IS MY GF? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M GONNA KILLMYSELF I NEED A GF, WHERE IS MY GF? WHERE??? GIMME NOW!
GIMME A GF? I NEED A GF NOW NOW, NOW , NOW! I NEED A GF NOOOOOOOOOOOOWW1!!! RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38073336
>have 3 normalfag friends
>one married a 31 year old woman when he couldn't find a single girl his own age (28)
>One married the first woman who ever showed him interest
>The other one parties/clubs near constantly, but barely scrapes by in terms of sex. Maybe scores once a month
Not worth the fucking effort m8
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>>38073369
>mfw I'm the 3rd guy
better than nothing I guess
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My dog just ate a horse dude.
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A video every NEET should watch 2017-07-01 06:18:02 Post No.38073326
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A video every NEET should watch
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I think it is a metaphor about how staying in place leads to stagnation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO6qIM2WO6k
I never realized how dark children's tv shows used to be. Now literally every song/scene has to be positive and it probably harms the child's growth into an adult.
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haha yes OP we all deserve our punishments haha
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>>38073379
haha responsibility and effort that's too much man haha yes
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>>38073326
>just get out it's easy
I'm getting really tired of your shit.
People don't become neet because they want to.
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>be 24
>was supposed to have degree and job or fulfilled military contract and in college 2 years ago
>instead sitting as neet deciding whether or not to blow brains out, try to find therapist, or try and figure out what else to do.
I'm such an idiot, I'm such an idiot, I'm such an idiot, I hate myself. fuck
why, why, why,why,why,why,why,whyw,hyw
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>>38073302
If you don't live in US move there. Join military. Pledge yourself to the president. Join the military, combat role. You can be part of the organism. Yes organism, not a typo. Gain skills to become what a white blood cell is. Create a world where your kids suffer less than we did. If you can't then you at least have a chance to die honorably. You are not an individual, you are a cell. A cell in the greater body that is humanity. You don't have to struggle with indecision, you can have decision delegated to you. No more hard choices, no more self guilt. Just a role, and the tools to fill that role. All provided to you.
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I feel your pain anon. Treat your body right, eat clean foods, cut out refined carbs (no bread/bread products). Eat fruits and veggies, exercise. All of these naturally boost your mood and keep your hormones balanced. Good luck, I overcame hardcore depression and anxiety through what I just told you. Also avoid caffeine and other stimulants, they screw with your serotonin, affecting your mood.
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You can learn to withdraw from the weak human form, your body is not you, it is a vehicle. Your eyes are just windows you look through. You can be taught to put any and all pain aside. You will be taken care of.
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FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!
I DON'T USUALLY DRINK, BUT I DID TODAY TO COMBAT MY SOCIAL ANXIETY/AUTISM.......
>LOST $273
>LOST ID
>LOST SS CARD
>LOST MOM'S MEDICATION (MAIN ERRAND)
>LOST MY BUS PASS
FUCK!!!! I'M A FUCK UP!!!
AND I MADEOUT WITH A 60+ YEAR OLD BBW BLACK PROSTITUTE I PAID $10 FOR!!!
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK!!!
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>>38073269
was she any good? the prostitute?
no mouth sores or anything right?
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>>38073269
What kind of medication was your mom using? Just curious.
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>>38073311
6 different shit for heart and blood pressure.
>>38073288
I don't know!!! She was weirded out I didn't want sex. I just kissed and sucked her big, fat tits while jacking off. I really fucked up today. Me and my mom need to get an ID again, claim loat bus pass and go to the pharmacy to fix my mistake..... FUCK!
FYI, I drank 8 cans of 16oz King Cobras in two hours.