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the same reason men don't want me

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>>34694714
I want you.
I want someone who wants me.

You're either a) ugly or b) weird and creepy or c) boring af.

There's really not much to it.

10 double cheese burgers a week

Rice and beans, steal tacobell sauce packets for flavor.

Eggs are nice too

>>34694628
>Get a bag or rice and some canned beans.
>If sales, use them.
>cook the beans in the can, and cook the rice with water from a bathroom
>if no fire, use matches
>consume
You are now fully nourished.

>>34694624
Yeah I like some rap artists
I look like a neo nazi so people are surprised when they hear my music.

>>34694624
yes, very much actually

Yeah, love the thing but I only listen to 90's shit, modern rap is garbage.

daddy issues? did you do it because of the gap or just for attention?

>>34694716
i think the gap because i stopped entirely this year, most of the guys i'm attracted to just seem too young now

i miss being a loli

>>34694886
what's the oldest you're attracted to?

>>34694585
i was in that thread, was about to tell fun stories but mods deleted it

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There is literally NOTHING wrong with liking little girls.

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>>34694700
>was about to tell fun stories but mods deleted it
Then tell them here, duh

because public restrooms have better mirrors than the ones at home.

its like "yes! i am taking my picture in a public restroom."

never mind that you're standing in a space where people go to defecate and pee, they have nice mirrors therefore a selfie must be taken.

>>34694583
Q U E E N S

jk, i live in manhattan. Not the nice part though

Are they close in age? Did they grow up together?

its weird if they're not fucking

>>34694549
>tfw your mom starts wearing your hoodie cause you told her you don't wear it anymore
>tfw your mom takes your socks

>tfw you dress up in your moms clothes when she's not home
>tfw you masturbate in her underwear

point and shoot me

I'm going to kill myself soon. I'm a wageslave and the fact that the only thing I have to look forward to is spending the rest of my life working at some asshole job so I can sit around at home and jerk off all day is so horrifying that I'm honestly just fucking done. It isn't like I haven't tried to improve myself, I've lifted, I got a girlfriend, got laid a whole bunch and I didn't enjoy a fucking second of it. It's all just so fucking boring.

>>34694532
gettin ur dick wet, boiiiiiii

anyone living now will be about as important as dust to anyone living one million years from now

don't let insignificance get you down
everyone alive is insignificant

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>>34694530
oceanside fag reporting in. what bands anon?

>>34694652
If you're into indie hispter rock trash like me.
>Cats Signs- they're members from the Growlers
>Fake tides- local band
>TRMRS & Tomorrows Tulips
A few others. I'm going mainly for the Cat Signs

>>34694777
awesome bands.
what time does it end anon?

>>34694480
The crazy bitches only make things worse. Sometimes its better to be alone...

>>34694480
>current year
>not mgtow

hopefully this experience will be the kick in the ass you need. it's how many people end up mgtow

>"being stupid bitch who's scared of domesticated animals"
>Actually saying this to somebody you're interested in.

You fucking retarded son? Just go not at your fucking house. Kys.

>tfw don't even watch anime but have a crush on a cosplaying weaboo girl

that's fine but who wants to be called a 'weeb'

i am not of your kind, i am irl anime

>>34694637
moe doesn't exist in 3d

>>34694408

does anyone else here wear all 3 types of undies; briefs; boxer briefs and boxer shorts ?

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>>34694408
Boxer briefs reporting in

did she not have enough money for the penis surgery cause it looks like she only bought 1/4

>>34694392
"Do you not know about coco butter?"

"you must use a lot of lotion!"

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>tfw women consider my hands "femine hands"

Like how am I suppose to react to this?

it's your mother's father's hair you should be worried about

you get the genes related to that from your mom, so you have to see how many bald people are in your mom family

you weren't using your hair for anything
if you were, you shouldn't be posting here

bright side:
less haircut expense
win/win

but my virginity is the only thing of value that i have. how else will i get a sad beta to marry me

>He thinks virginity is the only thing that makes you a robot

You must be a special kind of retard.

>>34694424
I never mentioned virginity. I just want Anons to get laid.