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>tfw too dumb to not fuck up and crash your spaceship into a retard planet lol
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>>35425922
>tfw you are now home
Ayy Lmao!
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>>35425966
ayy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL9S-TUikfg
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>>35425922
>fly real close
>humans freaking out
>they seem to be too stupid to have this tech
>using camera that cannot even ID ship
>yelling for help when they have phones
>they're so completly ridiculous
>awakens inner monkey
>involuntary sound happens
>*aaaaaaayyyyyyy*
>crash ship because laughing too hard
>TFW your mom makes you cook for yourself.
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I followed the recipe perfectly!
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are pants like that really comfy to wear all day long?
Are high waisted pants the most comfy women panties?
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>>35425808
it feels like something's stuck in your buttcrack
i don't like it , pajamas are very comfy though
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>>35425808
wearing nothing but underwear, even if it's shoved up your asshole, is extremely comfy
wearing pants over that shit is hell
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>She's inside of your head
>Chad is inside of her
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>>35425764
>you play ni no kuni
>he fucks her pussy
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>>35425780
>you call any woman on the internet a roastie whore
>he calls her a naughty slut
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You eat your cum after masturbation,
Chad eats STDs after fornication.
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Anyone else feel like they don't deserve a girlfriend?
>I just feel completely inadequate to even hold a relationship.
>Even if a girl said that she wants to be my girlfriend/have sex I would make up some bullshit excuse to avoid it at all costs.
>I'm not even that bad looking, I've had girls give me plenty of compliments I just never acted on them due to my overwhelming feelings of inadequacy.
Anyone else?
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Yeah same, my life is not even functioning for me, let alone another person, a girl. She'd be much happier and deserves someone else.
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I don't even deserve friends
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yes, I hate myself and have spent my whole life sabotaging every chance of happiness I've had. It's only recently I've woke up to what I've been doing. Not sure how to change it really. I'm late 30's now so I'm probably permanently fucked.
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In Hindsight, High School Girls Were Really Serious About Dating
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I never noticed this at the time, but in high school, girls were deadly serious about dating and finding a guy, a lot more than dudes were.
I used to hang out with girls a fair bit. As a result, I heard the conversations guys don't hear. Here's a spoiler if you've never hung out with a group of high school girls: they talk about guys. Constantly. It's like 80% of their conversation. Guys talk about girls too but not nearly to the same extent. Even the nerd/basket-case girls who couldn't get guys were obsessed with the topic.
One girl I knew always wanted to marry a doctor or a high-tier engineer. She really wanted to 'marry well' so to speak. She hung out with me and my two bros a lot. One of my bros was really good at math, an aspiring engineer. I didn't realize it at the time, but the only reason she hung out with my two bros and I, was because she wanted to get closer to the one math bro. It was well known she had a crush on him. She totally stopped hanging out with me/my bros after the one math bro got engaged. I later found out she married a nearly identical guy 12 years later.
This one girl I dated in HS started getting close to me summer after first year college. She went to extreme lengths to be close to me, getting a job at the same terrible call center I worked at (when she didn't need a summer job). Tried getting me out to hang by calling me on the phone. Kept in touch on FB until she found a guy she's now engaged to. The minute she found that guy, all contact with me stopped. That summer she tried to get close to me again--that was obviously her angling to get back with me, in hindsight. She more or less mentioned that she wanted to, too.
That's just two anecdotes, of course. But it seems younger women will go to extreme lengths to get guys, changing up their entire lives for the sake of it. They approach the whole dating thing with this 'deadly seriousness,' a sense of urgency and fate and destiny that men just don't.
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And theyll suffer for it. Getting married young leads to divorce. Best to wait till your late 20s or 30s. ESPECIALLY with men only being most attractive then due to having a career
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so this just means that unless you became aware of this game while you were still a teenager/early college and could still fit in with young girls, you'll never find a virgin gf?
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>>35425608
I'm not trying to comment on whether it's a good idea.
This is just a 'women are really different from men' thread, basically, albeit with a very specific angle.
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>tfw family found out i stole a pair of my cousins panties over Christmas
how do i recover from this?
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>>35425549
How do they know they're hers? What's the story? My parents found a bunch of used panties that I stole, but gave me the benefit of the doubt thinking my chubby, baby face, awkward ass fucked girls and kept em as trophies.
They probably knew and wanted to just avoid the topic.
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Is it better to pretend you're curious about wearing them than to come across as a creepy pervert
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>be at uni
>me and two friends are looking through this girls usb drive she left plugged in
>one "friend" gets up, walks over to the girl who's on the other side of the room and tells her what we're doing
I hate beta orbiters so much.
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Well that's pretty awkward. How'd that end up for you
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>>35425538
>going through peoples personal files
I hope chad raped your boipussi anon.
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>>35425557
The girl didn't even bother walking over to check if what he was saying was true. He came back and I told him to fuck off. He does things like this all of the time, however usually it's between friends and not complete strangers.
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join the lawless shithole
https://discord.gg/UEmdQDz
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Join for Cozy Cinema
https://discord.gg/YgMpSBT
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Join for a server of real robots
https://discord.gg/f46jv
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>>35426091
raiders of the lost ark is a comfy movie
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Just talked to my local recruiter and will now enlist in the Marine corps.
You cannot call yourself a robot if you aren't even willing to sacrifice yourself for the sovereignity and pride of your country!
So what's your excuse?
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>>35425430
Served a year inna FDF, now in the reserves.
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>>35425430
I am but I got rejected
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>>35425450
I'm fucking proud of you anon.
Got any good stories? Maybe with your comrades in the barracks? I'm a bit nervous having to share a space with guys who will be bigger than me.
reminder that this board is vampirically draining you of one of your most important currencies in life: your free time
get out. this place is not your friend. this place is your enemy. this place is a parasite on your life.
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>>35425423
Yeah, that's why I spend 8 hours minimum a day off my computer and why I uninstalled Clover from my phone.
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I need some kind of place to stave off the loneliness! Believe it or not I can't thrive in other places because social circles have already been established and I have nothing to offer anyone therefore I won't be accepted. I have nowhere else to go! I can't unplug 100% or it feels really bad
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>>35425423
>time spent on the shitter is the most important currency in life
SAD
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>mfw bf's liquid love is oozing into my bp
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>>35425405
>tfw videos of traps actually getting creamed are rare
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>>35425405
t. pic reIated
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>>35425503
I haven't gotten nearly enough replies for that image to be relevant
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>saw the cute homely asian girl again
>didn't have the guts to start a conversation
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Pathatic
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Well, serves you right for being a negro
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>>35425361
Anyone have pics of cute homely Asian girls?
>you will never be at the center of a blowbang
I cant take it any more
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>>35425306
That's pretty fucking gay, mate.
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>>35425313
I DONT CARE I JUST WANT TO DO IT
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>>35425313
>That's pretty fucking gay, mate.
I don't see anything gay about it. It's not like he's kissing the guys or anything lol
>as your depression deepens the amount of pepe and wojak reaction images builds up on your desktop
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>>35425274
haha so true.
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If you're actually depressed you'll only have Wojaks.
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If you're truly depressed you won't even save reaction images and will just drift from thread to thread, occasionally posting some text.