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Get dubs and you will be sent back 10 years into the past with all your current memories next time you wake up. Trips and you'll be sent 50 years into the future as your current age. Good luck!
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>>36271443
Almost got transported, OP, Kek has different plans for you.
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>>36271443
Motherfucking roll.
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>>36271443
22nd n
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Did you know someone like Ned Bigby in school?
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>Bigby
Dangerously close to big guy
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>>36304601
Yeah. He got arrested for mariwana possesion
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>>36304622
>mariwana
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>Think of Christianity, Jesus Christ, etc.
>My dick involuntarily tingles as if I'm getting aroused
I'm a Christian. At first I was really ashamed, it is completely involuntary and it happens every time. What does this mean?
Does it mean God is ashamed of my sexual perversion? Is it just how I feel love?
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Completely serious by the way, the picture I posted has nothing to do with this.
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>>36304427
>>36304450
Either you're underage with your sudden erections or you're an adult that was too relaxed thinking about christinity that you got a boner for that relaxation.
I'm pretty sure it was unintentional, your body just did it, not you.
Unless you're a sick mothefucker and thought about lewd things about Jesus, similar to that crazy black bitch who thought about sex with Jesus on the cross or something like that.
The other black dude said
>I'd tell you that you need Jesus but I don't want you near with him.
Or something like that
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>>36304427
You get aroused by thoughts of Christianity? I don't know what that means but I guess you might be the first theophiliac.
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hey /r9k/
it's been fun, tomorrow i go to the MEPS hotel and I fly down to MCRD SD the following day. see you in july.
best of luck to you all,
anon
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>>36304407
>being physically and mentally capable of joining the military
back to rebbit
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>>36304407
You can still back out.
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>>36304407
>MCRD SD
Go to college, you can still get out. Don't show up. You will regret your decison. Life is strict in the military. You become government property legally and you have your rights taken away and you are under an additional set of laws called the UCMJ. They can throw you in prison for not doing what a staff sergeant tells you to do. GO TO COLLEGE.
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Women (or "fembots") should not be allowed on 4chan, let alone /r9k/. it seems like as long as i have been here, there have been roasties constantly attention whoring.
Listen women, you do not have the right to be here, because unlike us men, you can easily find a mate who will take care of you and basically make your life easy until either you're dead or your cunt is all dried up. If any of you are real, i wish you the worst in life. I get to sit here in my room poor and alone while you and your kind can get anything - in employment and school, you are preferred over men and are given pampered treatment from society. Fuck every one of you.
Also, general women hate and MGTOW thread.
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>>36304300
>mgtow
lol
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oh god dude id feel embarassed to but shit like that for an actual girlfriend but to top it off that paragraph end in #stillsingle
jesus what a cunt and a cuck
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>>36304300
>#stillsingletho
I hope this bitch gets killed during the walk to her bus stop/morning jog.
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my peepee head is all messed up it feels really dry and stuff cause I touch it a lot I think. how do I fix it ?
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>>36304275
Rub chapstick all over it
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>>36304275
It's called penile glans and I don't know what the fuck is wrong with your dick.
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>>36304275
coconut cream
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>Anon, look!
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>>36304237
Sluts must be stoned to death.
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>>36304237
> this will never happen to you
somehow this comment wasn't original fuck
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Oh great. Now I'm even MORE gay.
Thanks mom.
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Why do girls prefer to observe and receive rather than give and create?
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>>36304217
because society made them that way.
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>>36304217
Otherwise they will feel worthless because they are so insecure and inferior.
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Because society.
Least original post yet
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My girlfirend wish to all of you get some nice dubs also witness me mothefruckers
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>>36304091
embarrassing. everyone knows that the only way to get 'em is like this.
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Tits or gtfo
dem rulz.
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>>36304091
>>36304108
Fake and gay. Watch and learn.
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Stop reading these Ronell
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He got a big peepee
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Hur dur I hate women uhh lol
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This isn't funny anymore. It's gone too far.
>there are people who grew up with interests other than video games, anime, action movies, and pro wrestling
what's that even like?
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It's kind of like when this thing inside your head starts doing stuff. It creates images and stories for you and it's really enjoyable. You can use it anywhere. It doesn't even need batteries and works when you're sleeping.
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>>36303887
sort of like reading a comic book and hearing the voices from the cartoon in your head?
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>>36303808
>there are people who grew up with interests other than video games, anime, action movies, sports, science and cars
Now that's gotta be some weird mothefucker now.
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Having sex is the worst possible thing a robot can do
after you nut you will 100% feel a existantial feel that you have never felt before
T. a 29 Y.o KHV that lost his virginity after getting married, years of investment looking for the soulmate marriage material
i just want to end my life right now
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>>36303572
ya dude it's almost as if cuming inside a girls's vagina is like the only reason we even exist
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>>36303572
I don't get your post op.
Was it not worth it or someting? Was it underwhelming?
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>>36303572
Depends
i lost my virginity at 25 with a 12 year old girl she was curious and horny
that experience was amazing the best part was sleeping after that we cuddled all night felt so good.
i cummed inside her like three times that night then we continued having sex till she moved out the country
She probably was the love of my life but she has her goals and i want to kill myself so im good with what we had
>tfw i will never experience that kind of love again
>tfw my mom didn't breastfeed me or hug me as a kid so now I can only get off to thoughts of big women cuddling me and smothering me
end it
i can't deal with this
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>>36303533
this but im also a slut in general
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>>36303533
same, the only contact i've ever had with a woman is my mother trained me to rub her feet after work and made me do it until i moved out of the house at 14.
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god, i wish that were me
not original lmao
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How the fuck do normies expect me to eat this without getting my hands covered in pizza sauce, grease, and cheese?
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>>36303498
Use a fork you uncouth caveman ass nigga.
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>>36303498
>not just sticking your face into it and going to town like that nasty pig whore you know you are
C'mon brothers, this question was too easy
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>>36303498
Use napkins and wash your hands for once in your life you disgusting, filthy, oily neckbeard shitter.
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You will never make love and cuddle with your cousin...
Why even fucking live???
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>>36303478
I know right, my cousin is hot as fuck and I wished I could fuck her tight brown pussy all day without prob.
I really, really want to paizuri her as well, god bless those big tits and hope they may grow more.
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>>36303478
what gender ? oreganoid
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>>36303478
If you really think about it and you do happen to get a girl, she probably is a cousin of yours so many times removed,unless she is of another race, then in which case pump and dump into the gas-powered oven