the new fucking youtube look is fucking gay and Normie I FUCKING HATE IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>be an underage whore
>get your bikini pics leaked on the internet because you're a dumb bitch
>cry about it on TV
>get a career because of controversy
>become a lawyer
why is this fucking allowed?
being a hot woman in first world country is the easiest mode possible
>tfw caffeine addiction
Meme addiction for normals and other "people" that are to pathetic to control themselves. Human waste.
Literally not even a problem. Caffeine is abundant and cheap.
Even in the military rations contain coffee. In the middle of WW2 when every nation was straining to literally not be utterly destroyed soldiers still had caffeine in the front lines.
Just don't get addicted to something that kills you like cigarettes and you are golden.
What are you addicted to robots? Alcohol, cannabis and ritalin here.
I did so much speed today I started vomiting uncontrollably. Then I had to spend 4 hours in a public train to get home. Fuck trains and fuck people who ride them. And it will only be worse tomorrow.
But to answer your question - I'm addicted to ciggies. Weed and amphetamine couldn't make me addicted though, as those things become less and less pleasurable with every day you binge em.
What's the one piece of advice you wish you'd gotten when you were younger?
"Act like everyone else you little scumbag !"
Anyone know any free VPNs to get around this?
How much cum do you think he could drink?
>fell for the "don't worry about the bullies they'll be working for you in the future" meme
>capture mouse in my house with glue mouse trap
>start poking it with a fork
>screaming in terror
>play with it more, keep stabbing it, and harassing
>finally revenge for living in my stove and shitting on all my pots
>notice it particularly doesnt like me to touch a spot on its back
>keep poking it
>notice something red
>move around the fur and flesh, notice a giant hole in his fur
>seeing his bare meat
>i was poking at its insides
>imagining if someone did that to me
>the mouse didnt know what it was doing it was just trying to live and survive in any random shelter it found
>start to feel bad for mouse
Does the antelope care for the ant? Your human tendencies are good but unnecessary. The mouse's death is just the course of nature. Shouldn't have fucked with your stove. It's good that you do feel bad though!
How do I get a comfy office job where I don't do anything and get paid $15+ an hour?
I'll give you a job. It's called shut the fuck up. I'll pay you a kick in the wank every two weeks with a yearly bonus kick. Looks good on a resume too.
Dont listen to cucks like >>39389281 They only post shit like this because they have no job themselves so they pretend to have actual knowledge about the job market. You're a fucking joke, kid.
>be me today
>pretend to be asleep for the next 8 hours instead of saying hi
So I've been going out with my gf for a year now, we had sex a few times but for some reason she never let me put it in her puss, it was always anal.
I wasn't complaining the first time, anal has always been my fetish and she knows it, but we had sex maybe twenty times now and it was anal everytime, she's always so excited, spreading her buttcheeks and telling me to put it in, and I love her so I'm fine with it but it kinda bothers me.
Are anal-only girls something common? She's always perfectly clean and sounds like she enjoys it a lot.
How would you react if your gf were like that?
I'll go first
>Learn to ride a motorbike
>Bleach my teeth
>Buy more clothes
>Gain 15kg of muscle
>Find a better job
So /r9k/, what happens here??
putting this here so the robot doesn't mute me
>you will never hear a japanese princess whisper "aishiteiru" into your ear as you both fall asleep in the palace garden after tanabata