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General chatting thread, alienation through overpopulation edition.
Hey /r9k/, resident normie here. If you need some advice, have a question you want to ask or just need to vent and get something off your chest, come post here. No such thing as stupid questions here, and I will attempt to answer each and every post to the best of my ability.
>inb4 normie off my board reeeee
>inb4 OP can't inb4
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now this should be good
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>>35377402
Here's the deal normie
You can't help us at all because we will just shoot down all your advice.
Surely you must of experienced this once where you try to help a friend with a problem, and he comes up with a reason why none of your advice would work.
Thats because he doesnt want to succeed.
none of us here want to succeed. We all subconciously want to be failures, and your shitty thread is just a reminder of that, so fuck off.
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>>35377455
>>35377477
called it. he's not far off at all either.
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I look like a school shooter now that I think about it.
Here's a link:
https://www.cartoonify.de/
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>>35377174
i'm actually a mulattoa unoriginal italian herb
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>>35377203
FUCKING FORGOT THE IMAGE FUCK FUCK FUCK
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>>35377174
post your waifuslol you took him to the barr
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Is saying you're a virgin the easiest way of getting pussy?
Told a girl I was a virgin, get loads of female attention by girls related to her group...
Got invited to party, there was fixated on me
>it was literally like all the normies plotted to take my virginity that night
As if me being virgin was a burden on them, but I knew it wasn't right that Stacey that was making out with me wasn't worth it
I didn't even know her name the entire thing seemed forced and I wasn't going to lost my virginity to some stranger after 27 years of keeping it
Tbh I nearly went through with it guys but I couldn't, anyway light bulb kinda went off in my head and I pretty much might start publicly announcing my virginity more often might find a girl this way
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>>35377142
Nah, the easiest would be just to pay for whore in parlors/brothels.
They're costly, but as clean as professional sex worker could be, besides if you tell them you're a virgin, as per their SOP they'll guide you through your first time while generally be attentive and couch you in sex, so it'll be a pleasureable thing for you.
Your way of gathering attention from girls with announcing you're a virgin will net you a pity fuck.
You've to remember, the kind women who will give you pity fuck is often the promiscuous ones who don't keep theirselves checked for STDs, they might also make your first experience embarassing and miserable.
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>>35377142
>friend asks me when was the last time i fucked a girl
>tell him i'm a virgin
>slutty girl laughs, looks at me and says "i say that as well, anon, haha"
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>>35377252
I live in burgerland, where do I find these mythical places you call "brothels"?
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>Discord
https://discord.gg/0y3eBT2ji4rHI4TM
>IRC Channel
>implying anyone uses IRC
#MEG on Freenode
If you're on mobile look up AndroIRC for the app. Any questions, ask in the thread to get you set up.
Resources:
>Armyranger.com
For Ranger info, obviously.
>http://www.sealswcc.com/
SEAL/SWCC site with videos and fitness plans and a forum
>Shadowspear.com
All around SOF website. Great info and run by former/active members of every SOF unit. Mentor program. Also has forums for international SOF.
>Professionalsoldiers.com
For all Army SF info.
>http://www.corpsman.com
For Navy Corpsman info.
>http://www.leatherneck.com/forums/showthread.php?115180-MARSOC-Force-Recon
This is an all-inclusive thread for MARSOC/Force Recon stuff. Good site for Marines info too.
>http://www.uscg.org
For Coast Guard info. Good site, lots of vets able to answer questions.
>www.defencejobs.gov.au/
For info on the Australian Defense Force, and how you can shitpost on the world stage.
>https://www.airwarriors.com/community/
Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS as well
Before you ask a question, check the FAQ
http://pastebin.com/Rx0nDuga
Which branch are you enlisting/enlisted/considering?
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>shipping off to basic training soon
What am I getting myself into robots
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>>35378116
Bump please halp pls
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>>35378116
which branch shitbag?
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Can traps make you gay?
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>>35376607
Post sauce or I'll assfuck you
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>>35376607
No because they're girls so it's still straight for men to fap to them
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>>35376630
I'd rather not post sauce then :3
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Sorry for intruding guys, I'm not notmal by any means but I'm probably normie by your standards. Problem is, I realized that my gf is straight up one of you. Wtf do I do with this shit, like how do I deal with a cute but useless girl who has no idea how to cook, no idea how to clean, that just sits around and plays video games and watches greys anatomy all day?
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Takinshower brb pls halp
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>inb4 neet gf is gool
Idk htf im supposed to spend my life and raise a family with this, I love her tho
>inb4 op cant inb4
Go fuck yourselves
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Love her reguardless
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how do we stop girls from stealing our hobbies?
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>>35376494
stop introducing Chad to our hobbies and stacies will stop following.
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>>35376494
Uh, don't be into normalshit games?
Zelda has been normalshit since OOT bub.
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It's your fault for liking things that have a "culture" surrounding them. Any hobby like this will attract posers sooner or later.
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Should we go back to the gold standard?
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>>35376472
No, there is not enough gold in the world for that. Any other questions?
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>>35376500
Pls b bait
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>>35376518
We can't connect value of our money to any specific physical thing or our banking system would just implode
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>are you sleep deprived
>are you sad
>what do your eyes look like
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Fuck i cant for the life of me get enough sleep
I went to bed at 21:30 yesterday, turned off every screen two hours beforehand, popped a sleeping pill and I still managed to stay awake untill 23:00
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>>35376484
>tfw been up for 23 hours now
I feel your pain
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I sleep too much, I'm depressed and I have moderate brain damage.
My eyes are just dead.
>tfw smiling in this pic
>tfw eyes are still empty
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Do those deep web drug vendors ship psychedelics to Japan?
>tfw want to be a psychonaut but Japan doesn't have enough drugs
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>>35376295
They doooo.
Just don't get caught with it in your hand. I think you know about japan's terrible drug laws more than anyone in the western world
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Isn't there really cheap weed ("hemp") being grown deep in the countryside where gaijin are forbidden to set foot (and they won't sell it to filthy gaijin of course).
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>>35376295
Go to bed, Eri-kun.
>Do you really want me to wear this to the party?
Your response?
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Who the fuck are you? What party? What are you doing in my house?
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Yeah. You look amazing
Incredible ass btw OP
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fuck the party, I want you now
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Who /boy titties/ here?
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>>35376218
Is this gyno or hormones?
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>>35376244
Hormones. Those are entirely deliberate boy titties.
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>>35376262
I think what he was asking is if there's a penis on that body.
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/uni/ general - too many deadlines edition
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Post feels about your course, uni life, and the eternal tfwnogf
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>Dox old oneitis on multiple boards over past couple week s
>"""/b/ is not your personal army""", yeah right lol
>Gonna drop by video game club tomorrow and see how the slut is
Haha
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>fembot gf
>psychopath level clingy
>don't give her attention and she gets depressed, then flood her with love and kisses and cuddles and she is literally the happiest person on this planet, all because of me
>my dick is diamonds
Seriously guys, try it
>virgin
>used to camwhore but stopped because of me
>used to be on antidepressants but stopped because of me
>used to be neet but started college and got job because of me
>Had half shaved head and septum piecered but grew hair back out and got rid of septum because of me
Ugly duckling syndrome lads, she's a 9/10 on a bad day
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>>35376131
>eternal tfwnogf
>eternal
n-not anymore
i have been reading books for get confidence all this fucking month for nothing, i have confidence, i know how to talk to people now but they refuse to talk to me because im a 5'5 manlet
fuck this world, i just wanna die, i cant believe this, even fat girls ignore me
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>>35376047
Just get ripped af and people will ignore you less.
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You sound anything but confident.
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>>35376059
That's only because you're more physically intimidating now. It takes fear for people to pay attention.
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i lack normal emotion, you can literally ask me anything and i will give you a complete unbiased opinion back
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Is it bad if I take advantage of people unintentionally?
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>>35376010
no. everyone in the world takes advantage of everybody else. chances are, if you live in a developed, capitalist society, you have been taken advantage of numerous times.
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>>35375990
Is pedophilia wrong?