Approximately 36 hours since my last cigarette.
Good job, keep it up, Anon!
>>37790034
I quit a few weeks ago. Didn't have any issues except for falling asleep. But that just makes me want to get over it more. I don't like the idea of someone or something having control over me without my explicit consent.
>>37790034
I don't envy you, fuck. Good luck. Get onto that nicotine spray, seems the best option. Still costs a bit but it's not harmful.
Show me your sad/funny/scary screenshots. I need some feeling.
this is from yesterday
hey OP what time is it for you?
bibibibibiidyyt too
please comment in this thread uniquely
i will do so
alright i will reply to this thread
here is your comment
Do you have any rituals you perform during the day?
>Browsing 4chan
>Notice the time is 11:56pm
>Turn on "Midnight City" by M83 at just the right time
>Look outside my window at the cityscape, just taking it all in
>Timed it just right so that as soon as it hits midnight, the saxophone solo kicks in
Not quite what you asked, but I have a ritual like that for flying. I always play Jet Airliner by Steve Miller when the plane reaches the runway for takeoff. The intro guitar riff syncs up perfectly with the length of time it takes for the plane to accelerate across the runway and take off.
>>37789793
I love to get up or be awake at like 4am-6:30am, go outside (it's winter here at the moment) and just breathe in the fresh, crisp air fit for a god, and walk around enjoying the streets with almost zero normies and a quiet little car every 5 minutes or so. Then I get my phone out and take some really comfy and beautiful pictures, and if I'm in the mood I might even have a cigarette or two.
Also driving on a freeway or highway at midnight, with almost no lights but the dashboard, and drinking a sipp or warm coffee with the heater on while it's freezing outside, and you have the window open just enough to get some fresh air and know how cold it is outside, but you're warm because you have the heater on full blast and you're drinking a comfy beverage with a sweater or hoodie on.
Basically, I take every opportunity to enjoy nature and beautiful sights/atmospheres with as few normies as possible.
>>37791647
These are great. I wish I could wake up that early to have the morning to myself.
>tfw the NEET life won't last forever
I wonder what were the circumstances that led to that pic being taken
>>37789738
GOOD, time for you to take responsibility you little bitch
>>37789761
extreme boredom and a desperate cry for attention?
"what the hell are you looking at, loser?"
Jesus, that fucking forehead.
>>37789731
>abusive relationship is okay because of free speech
>this is what robots (who have never been in a relationship) actually believe
>>37789731
Y-Y-Y-Yes missterss
Why aren't you SPENDING your SATURDAY NIGHT with a GIRL right now??? What's stopping you???
https://my.mixtape.moe/cvblle.MP4
You fool, I already have.
Shit is it Saturday already? I've got to call my dad tomorrow
>>37789722
I'll have you know i went to go see pirates of the Caribbean 5 with my grandma tonight
i was a nervous wreck the entire time and couldn't look at anything besides the floor
Do you ever imagine good things happening to you in a parallel universe?
>>37789676
No need to imagine because that universe is here and now. I'm good, thanks :)!
>>37789693
Fuck you and fuck off you fucking cunt
> be me
> cutie 9/10 in my class asks me out today out of the blue
> she becomes my girlfriend within a few months
This has happened if there truely are an infinite number universes
>be NEET
>live with mom
>don't pay for anything
Ok let's see my choices:
1) Go to college or trade-school, acquire over $20,000 of debt, might not get a relevant job anyway
2) Get a low paying menial job like fast-food, be treated literally worse than slaves were in Ancient Rome, get paid practically nothing, certainly not enough to move out, and no woman will start a family with me because I don't make enough money
Even if I did go to college and got a successful career, enough to afford a house, wife, and children, anytime my wife wanted she could divorce and steal my kids, get half my house/money, and force me to pay alimony/child-support. This would ruin my entire life, and everything I worked for. Women are rewarded for divorce like this, and it's practically a guarantee that eventually a woman raised into today's feminist liberal society will eventually cheat or divorce. Women are all practically ruined.
Really my only motivation for even working is if I could get a girlfriend/wife, and have children. I'd just rather be homeless than be a wageslave today. Why work?
>>37789671
military or trade is originally your best option.
military also does not mean combat
>>37789671
Get a prenup. Marry a girl that makes more than you.
>>37789671
so take the kids to school everdY and shower them nd feed them ndthe wife will end up pYing u the xhild supporta
Just downloaded it, what am I in for my dudes?
I think you are in for an autism ride
>>37789657
I watched one out of curiosity, and this is what I got from it:
>the dudes' dicks don't even get fully hard because they're too big
>the "blowjobs" are pathetic, it's just the girl with her mouth around the head and both hands working the shaft
>they can't even fuck properly, it's just inching in and out while the girl (fake) moans (at least the one I watched it was easy to tell she was faking)
honestly at a certain point the dicks just become too big and you can't really do anything with them. if you're into giant dick, interracial, or cuck shit you'd like it, but other than that there's not much for you.
>>37789758
I knew one guy who was so big he passed out when all the blood rushed to it.
life is dbz
>>37789649
if life is dbz im krillin
most women dont understand dbz because they are shit
life without shit women is dbz
>>37789767
if you're krillin then i'm yamcha
Hey fellow robots. It's almost 2 am here. I'm just sitting in my room, just took a bump of coke, eating cheetos and playing life is strange.
What are you up to?
>>37789642
Are you excited for the new one?
>>37789642
reply u cuck
>>37789642
Wow I'm waychng my bud play that right now
smoI
wayy too smol
muchh to smol
farr too smol
>be straight guy
>just busted a nut to assbro
I just don't know anymore, oreganoman
>>37789619
who is assbro
and can I see
>be straight guy
>fap while fingering my ass and pretending to be raped by fat japanese men
>be straight guy
>self-insert as japanese woman getting gang raped
>I'm smart but lazy
Why exactly does this phrase trigger brainlets to much? Why is it so hard for them to accept the fact that some of us are incredibly smart but also incredibly lazy?
>>37789557
Being lazy is dumb
>160 iq
>NEET
>smart, but lazy
normies cant stand anyone who wont play their game
Because you were smart but lazy in tenth grade, coasted on that through HS and never really grew or tested yourself since then. The non lazy people kept getting no smarter while you stayed at the level of a lazy checked out tenth grader. But a smart one :^)