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What is Agatha's end-game?
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>>35206451
hopefully forcing me to smell her feet and feel them on my face
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who just mentioned her sister
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to get rid of 4chan
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rate my tattoo
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>>35206326
>0 results on reverse image search
show us ur tiddies :-DDDDDD
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>>35206326
Trashy/10
Fuck off to >>>/soc/, whore.
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The thinking woman's tramp stamp/10.
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Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're HOW old?! J-Jeez! Ahahahah! W-Well, we'd better fix that, then! Just close your eyes for a sec, aaaaaaand...
HERE! BOING!
AHAHAHAHA! You should have seen the look on your face! J-Jeez, anon! Th-Th-They're just sacks of fat on my chest, ya know! Do they really excite you THAT much?! G-Get a look at this, then! See how they bounce up and down! Jiggle jiggle! I-I bet you want to squeeze them too, don't you, Mr. Perverted Virginboy Anon?! G-Go right ahead! Honk these honkin' honkers as much as you want! Take your time! Heck, s-suck on 'em too! I know you really want to~! Just be careful; my nipples are super hard right nnow! C-Can't imagine whyyyy...!
I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!
S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, anon! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up RIGHT NOW!
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The idea of a girl making fun of my virginity shortly before having sex with me is incredibly erotic.
I blame doujins for doing this to me.
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Kogasa pls
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Been trying to get any female Youtube voice actor to do this, but haven't gotten a positive response yet.
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>Take Xanax
>Comfy level goes to 11
Why aren't you a benzo junkie?
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>>35206245
it's all nice and dandy for a couple of months before it all goes to complete shit.
savor it while you can fampire
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>>35206245
Because
a) can't get it
b) expensive
c) once your tolerance builds up the high won't be so good.
I'm trying to cut back on alcohol already anon.
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im on a baby dose right now. ill do a good dose here and there if i am rip my face off level stressed or tired. usually cid or stim comedowns. benzos are really bad to get addicted to. i cant say much though since i am an actual junkie, who gets sick and sore and tired and cries and wants to die if his opioid receptors aren't getting buzzed.
>>35206563
gl, drugs that cause dependence are hell itself. i was an alcoholic. stay strong, taper off. try to tell yourself no. think about how sick you make yourself and your organs and how you waste potential.
>>35206245
you should start tapering now before it is too late.
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Let's get a waifu creation thread going.
Create your dream waifu and post here.
http://www.rinmarugames.com/playgame.php?game_link=mega-anime-avatar-creator
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>>35206188
4/20 waifu
rate my shit waifu.
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>>35206188
I'll post one of my waifus I made to help the thread.
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>>35206495
looks like she's an oldschool pilot
>rate us please
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who else here /schitzoid/?
Find it incredibly hard to express emotion
>feel completely alienated
>tfw girls find you attractive
>tfw fucking boring personality
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No you are not schizoid, you're just an idiot who spends his time reading shit on wikipedia instead of improving his miserable life.
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not schizoid but schizophrenic
>tfw your life is merely a dream
>tfw the bible, the orphic texts on dionysus, and the myth of the golem are all metaphors of your state
>tfw used to preach in public trying to wake the sheeple
>tfw voices try to get you to kill yourself
wew lad
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>>35206121
>be schitzoid
>live a relatively normal life because im not a fucking retard
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Why haven't you taken a trip to CiCi's this week yet anon? You know it's THE restaurant for robots, right?
>$6 endless buffets don't make a dent in your NEETbux supply
>dubbed Ghibli films and Pokemon are on the TVs 24/7
>no waiters/waitresses so it's impossible for you to spill your spaghetti
>vidya and claw cranes in the back waiting for you after you finish your 13th slice of heavenly Bavarian creme dessert pizza
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>dubbed
no thanks
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>buffet
>No waitresses
Who brings you water?
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>>35206202
>what are soda fountains
The lady that you give your money to at the front of the restaurant gives you an empty cup when you pay. That's the ONLY human interaction you have to go through. Truly a robot's heaven on Earth.
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Walking my dog at night is so comfy.
Who else goes on comfy walks with their dog?
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>>35205954
I used to until we got a second dog
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Yeah make you're dog as antisocial as you......
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>>35206090
He is a robot dog, he does not want to interact with dog normies.
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Apparently I'm moving to Ireland or Japan by the end of the year. It's my call which. I don't know moonspeak.
Should I go with Ireland?
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>>35205860
Irish girls are all fat and gross, Japan is way better.
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Only choose Ireland if you really enjoy looking at comfy grasslands constantly.
There's so much more interesting shit in Japan that you'll never get bored and make a ton of great memories.
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I'd recommend Japan, it's certainly more interesting than Ireland if you're American, and you'd probably pick up a bit of Japanese if you're actually living there for an extended period
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Why are white people so violent and deranged? Is it the autism?
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>>35205852
They aren't if I keep narrowing my definition of white people until it's only about 1000 people
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>Zimmerman
>white
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>>35205852
Imagine if you were once at the top of the food chain, you had slaves, rights, extra advantages. then suddenly a new world order comes in and takes all that away from you and now you are just like the rest of the people. Would you not be angry and violent as well?
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>tried doing commissions by drawing
>$5 a month
>tried making youtueb videos
>10views a month
>tried making porn videos
>$10 a month
>tried whoring myself IRL
>got $20, car broke down from dricing so much and got herpes
>got a bunch of retail/restaurant jobs
>quit 3months in due to depression
who else /lostcause/ here?
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I hope this is true...unfortunately.
Fucking lol'd.
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>>35205742
take out a loan buy a craigslist truck with camper or pedo van get gym membership live off rice and beans and do the retail thing
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>made $20 being a whore
you must be pretty terrible
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>tfw started fapping to traps ironically
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>>35205669
You're unironically gay.
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>>35205669
yeah I only do it ironically as well
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>>35205669
Ironically all robots about 90% of the board faps to traps anon.
>>35205703
How does that make any of us gay ?? listen if we were gay we would fap to men not a qt trap
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My images folder needs fun. Can we have a YLYL thread? Extra points for OC
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Ok, I've been wanting a thread like this
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The first one is the most part I am not a big fan and the rest of the day before I leave for work and the rest of the day before I leave the house of Representatives of the most important thing is that the only problem is that the last time I was wondering if you are looking for a while
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>late night melancholy feeling
Why are you feeling this way, anon?
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>>35205564
A girl I like doesn't feel the same about me.
>known her for 12 years or so
>couple years older than me
>tried to ask her out 10 years ago and got friendzoned
>finished high school
>I go to Uni and don't see her much for a few years
>graduated
>she has a kid now
>she's still a sweet girl
>think maybe things have changed
>try to tell her I like her again
>get instantly re-friendzoned
>always tells me how great I am
>but I know I'm still worse in her eyes than the abusive guys she's been wih
I can't even be the man she'd settle for.
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>>35205564
The better question is why aren't I feeling this way? I love this feeling, it's one of my favorite feelings. But it's gone and I'm afraid it's forever.
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I want to die but I won't kill me fucking self and now it's almost 4 AM and I'm listening to old Gorillaz songs and I can't fucking sleep.
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Cool pretty girl, likes me and is into me. All good for some time, later I learn she was kinda slutty in highschool at a young age. Then she tells me that her tits are pierced and that she has an arabic tattoo on her back like(pic related). She totally regrets it now and even takes the redpill, but is it too late for her?
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It's a hard decision and I really don't know what to do...
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>>35205406
I'd normally tell you get gtfo my board but okay.
Don't ask r9k about this shit. If you still like her despite this do it. Otherwise don't. Don't make a thread about this; you woll get nothing in return. Ask yourself, not 4chan.
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>>35205503
But is she degenerate in 4chan terms?