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>on testosterone blocking pills
>can't stop flapping anyway at least 7-8 times a day
can this stop?
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>can't stop flapping
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>>39605046
>can't stop flapping
are you a bird?
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Most traps are just birds.
The truth is out there.
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Techno song of /r9k/:
tuc tuc tuc tuc...
Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
My boipucci JAJAJA
MAH BOIPUCCI JAAAAAA
tuctuctuc...
Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
TOUCH MY BOIPUCCI ANON
LICK IT HARD
tuctuctuc...
Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
The end.
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Anime really was a mistake.
Memes aside, there's so many things turning what could have been strong and brave men into scared and weak boys. Quite a shame.
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>>39605032
when da remix dropping op?
shit is caliente
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>>39605032
>Techno song of /r9k/:
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>tuc tuc tuc tuc...
>Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
>Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
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>My boipucci JAJAJA
>MAH BOIPUCCI JAAAAAA
>
>tuctuctuc...
>Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
>Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
>
>TOUCH MY BOIPUCCI ANON
>LICK IT HARD
>
>tuctuctuc...
>Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
>Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
>Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
>Ovulating ovulating can't stop ovulating
Dumb sissy white boi.
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>calls himself a robot
>cries about the hurricane
You moron's, this is the perfect chance to DIE, and all you have to do is not put a huge amount of effort into surviving.
I'm not evacuating, at least I can take pride that I will die an epic warrior's death.
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>>39605029
>The environmental equivalent of standing in front of a train
>"epic warrior's death"
keep telling yourself that bud
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>>39605179
Nah you pussy, first instinct is to run. I'm taking nature head on beating my human psychology. I ascended
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>>39605029
Like an anon in a different thread said, save as many people as you can and die a heroic death wearing an /r9k/ cape.
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>doesnt take care of his own body
>wonder why he doesnt attract girls
hmm....
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I'm short. No amount of lifting or dieting will help me with women.
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>>39605004
Just put some lifts in a pair of workboots. They cost like 10 bucks. Women wear makeup and high heels so it's only fair.
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>>39605004
Thats a lie and you fucking know it.
Stop making excuses. If you want to attract attention from women then quit stuffing your face with junk food and bathe more than once a month.
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I just want to touch a boob ffs!!!!
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You've never touched a girl? Lol
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>>39604986
What age are you OP? Should you have touched a boob in your life time?
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>>39604986
Literally just go to your nearest strip club.
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Alright so I recently got into redditing.
> Inb4 cancer, 'go back there', etc.
yeah yeah I know. The thing is it just has really narrow niche communities so it sorta supplants the need for multiple logins on forums, forgetting passwords, etc... you slowly subconsciously drift away from forums and toward Reddit even if you hate the site's culture, it's weird.
Anyway, here's something I've noticed about the site that's really annoying:
People will get all up in your grill about your posting history without even the slightest provocation, like simply saying something they disagree with you on is grounds for giving you a lecture about your past 3 months of posts which prove you're a hypocrite, a shitty person, not credible, etc. The insane part is they'll jump to conclusions about this shit so quickly, and take everything you've ever posted as literally true. It just gets exhausting explaining stuff in your posting history over and over and over.
I've had this happen on two accounts now, and in general, these two accounts don't even post on the same subs. So it's not something about the 'part' of reddit I'm using it clearly spans a wide cross section of the site. It's just like... "Fuck, better play it safe in r/DeadBabyFetish, they'll use your previous posts in r/drugs against me." I just can't keep this shit up, there's a minority of posters there who get off on judging people I think and it's like if you're one of these users who is perpetually flipping out at everyone else the rules don't apply to you, because 80% of the userbase doesn't want to rock the boat.
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Go to /r/offmychest with that.
Oh wait. You can't. Because the automoderator will filter any posts you make automatically, and you need to spend hours messaging moderators to approve your post at which point it slides way down on /r/new and nobody reads it anyway.
Reddit is shit.
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>>39605054
You can sorta beat this shit by sockpuppeting early on but eventually it gets to a point where you need to create new gmail accounts to create more sockpuppets and you're like 'eh'
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>>39604983
Never used it but that's exactly what makes most social media, cancer.
Sure, there are autists that can look at your post history anywhere if they care enough but places that have profiles or a record of a particular person's posts will always be open to personal attacks from some asshole on the internet.
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At the risk of sounding like a totally unapologetic newfag, does anyone know the name of the meme in pic related? I was hoping that I could be a lazy fuck and find either a template or image macro for it, but I'm having no such luck, mostly because I don't know what the name of the fucking thing is.
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His name is Pepe the frog, that's all I'm able to disclose publicly at this time. They are always listening... always watching...
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>>39605134
I know that the frog is Pepe, what I'm asking about is specifically what's in the OP picture, i.e. Pepe on one side and a wagecuck on the other.
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Google the image newfag
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Why is studying so fucking boring? How the fuck do people make it through Engineering and Medicine courses without killing themselves out of boredom?
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>>39604940
>that thing i don't like is boring
>how can anyone do that thing i don't like
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>>39604940
They think of the $$$$$ they'll make when (if) they get a good job.
I was gonna answer they're genuinely interested in their field of study and don't find it boring, but then I think back to how literally everyone I knew at school had 0 real passion and just wanted "a good job".
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>>39604957
>liking things
Memes aside, how do normies do it?
How can a girl so beautiful be a scat lover who covers herself in shit? God does not exist.
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bumping very very originally
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>>39604847
I jerk it to this girl on the regular.
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This picture looks like she's finally realised what she's doing and is having an existential crisis while shitting herself.
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You guys have problems with eye contact? This may explain why nobody likes you.
Humans bond emotionally as we gaze into each other's eye ,a process mediated by the hormone oxytocin. Nagasawa et al. show that such gaze-mediated bonding also exists between us and our closest animal companions, dogs (see the Perspective by MacLean and Hare). They found that mutual gazing increased oxytocin levels, and sniffing oxytocin increased gazing in dogs, an effect that transferred to their owners. Wolves, who rarely engage in eye contact with their human handlers, seem resistant to this effect.
Science, this issue
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>implying anybody likes you
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No, I penetrate girls with my eyes
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idk but when i make eye contact on accident i hold it until the other person looks away like its a contest
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Traps are gay.
Being sexually attracted to traps is not gay.
Having sex with a trap is gay.
You cannot prove me wrong.
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>>39604793
Some traps are gay. Others are not. You have to ask each one individually before you fuck them.
But some of them may lie. In that case, be cautious.
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>>39604793
I dont want to prove you wrong, I want other to know that its true :^)GIVE ME YOU'S TOO FAGGOTS
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>>39604832
Why don't you give yourself (You)s? Noone will know, and eventually other people will 'join in', giving you actual (You)s.
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>want a gf
>small dick
Whats the point?
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Just become a sissy whiteboi
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>want a gf with a small dick
What's the meaning of this?
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>>39604771
>>want a gf
>>small dick
>
>Whats the point?
Dumb sissy white boi.
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>finally go to a date
>have to eat this without doing a mess and looking really retarded
what do? /r9k/
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>Make a massive mess alongside her and clean her lips with my tongue
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Ask for one of those small plastic spoons that you get when you buy ice cream in those small cups.
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>>39604665
Jesus Christ what is wrong with your country? What happened to a wholesome single scoop of normal ice cream?
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Hurricane Irma is on the way.
>grandmother evacuated home
>I decided to not evacuate
>I'm home alone
>The eye of hurricane Irma is going to hit Miami where I live on Sunday 7:30am
>I hope the power doesn't go out
I got bored so I measured my dick.
I'm 6.5x6.
Is this good?
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you gonna live stream the hurricane?? you could get famous.
are there a lot of latino qt fembots around where you live?
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>>39604627
Miami may be fucked dude. You shoulda left. I'm in orlando though so I'm ok
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The tape doesn't lie.
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Why do black people claim mixed people as black?white people dont claim them as white and they're just as much white as they are black. Most mixed people spend the majority of their lives hating black people then once they realize they will never be considered white, they start hanging around black people and even then they don't actually like black people they just like The ego boost they get from being around us because they have light skin.
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>>39604601
I'm mixed and I don't think that way. I'm black because I'm African-American. I was raised by a black mother and I'm treated like a black person. Maybe if I was raised by a white family and white people didn't get scared when I did morning jogs I would see myself differently.
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>>39604601
black people don't consider mixed people black, white people consider mixed people non-white and non-white people tend to find it easier to hang out with each other
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>>39604601
Because blacks, spics and pooloos want pretty points for their race. They are naturally ugly so when they see a person who's part them and pretty they say they are their race. Like "see, whitey, blacks can be good looking too!" Even though they had to steal white genes to look like that.
As a Mexican ginger other Mexicans would get this shit eating grin as if Mexicans could have naturally red hair.
Everyone loves the way white people look and it's their goal to achieve it.