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give me ur money slutz 2017-09-04 04:49:47 Post No.39506979
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give me ur money slutz tha queen 2017-09-04 04:49:47 Post No. 39506979 [Report] [View this topic]

sup robots,

this lady has to buy school books for tomorrow morning and has no money to do it.

straight up, give me ur money and i'll domme u via kik. sound good?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:57:11 Post No.39507104
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>>39506979
>domme u via kik
What does this entail

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:16:14 Post No.39507388
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>>39506979
kys

originalecommento

tha queen 2017-09-04 05:26:42 Post No.39507546
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>>39507104
i'll do a private domme session for as long as you're will to pay up for, slut <3

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:49:19 Post No. 39506971 [Report] [View this topic]

Everyday is Labor Day for me wagie.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:50:30 Post No.39506994
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>>39506971
Maybe spend one of those days learning English then.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:51:29 Post No.39507011
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:51:29 Post No.39507011 [Report]

No day is labor day for you.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:59:50 Post No.39507133
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>>39506971
How? You have never labored in your life, dumb frogposter

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:47:08 Post No. 39506940 [Report] [View this topic]

>Anon, your fetish for my race is rooted in stereotypes, bigotry and white supremacy. Apologize right now.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:48:27 Post No.39506961
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>>39506940
that unfortunate one sided double lid

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:49:14 Post No.39506968
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>>39506940
Bitch there ain't a motherfucker who dun have no stereotypes. You can go fuck yo self, ugly ass hoe

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:51:48 Post No.39507015
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>>39506940
Stfu, show sideways pussy

Anonymous
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? Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:46:47 Post No. 39506930 [Report] [View this topic]

What's your end game /r9k/?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:10:52 Post No.39507306
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:10:52 Post No.39507306 [Report]

Get money and fuck bitches

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:12:01 Post No.39507325
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:12:01 Post No.39507325 [Report]

to die that's high level stuff

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The destruction of all anyone has ever fought for. I will not rest until the hopes and dreams of humanity are left in a smoldering crater of my own doing. I've seen all their incompetence and it sickens me, so I have to be the one to end it all.

Nessa
2017-09-04 04:44:59 Post No.39506905
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Nessa 2017-09-04 04:44:59 Post No. 39506905 [Report] [View this topic]

>autumn's nearly on us

Feels good, lads.

Anybody else here got a keen fondness for this season? Could never say why, but seeing those leaves turn orange's always left me feeling giddy and warm inside.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:47:44 Post No.39506953
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I love Autumn's crisp chill. It's cold enough to feel great, but not so cold that going outside feels unpleasant.

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>>39506905
>the smell of fall candles

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>>39506905
>cool enough to get comfy in a warm sweater, but not too cold
>changing colors of the leaves
>the childhood nostalgia
Ever since Kindergarten I regarded autumn with more esteem than any other season. However its kinda sad that Halloween is no longer as hyped; I remember playing Darkwatch on my old xbox in anticipation it. Those were god-tier times

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:44:45 Post No. 39506901 [Report] [View this topic]

Why is the world so harsh and mean? I think some people just don't realize how awful the world is, due to becoming desensitized to its horrors.

Also, people are way too mean.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:46:52 Post No.39506931
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:46:52 Post No.39506931 [Report]

Population is too high imo.

>be in room with 2 people
>cordial and neighborly

>be in room with 50 people
>"look at all these faggots"

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:47:07 Post No.39506939
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>>39506901
>starve the homeless!
>deport the pakis!
>gas the jews!
>murder the blacks!
>why is everyone so mean to meeeeeeee?

Niceness starts with you, OP.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:49:06 Post No.39506967
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>>39506939
I'm actually center-left in my politics. I'm no poltard.

Anonymous
2017-09-04 04:43:26 Post No.39506877
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:43:26 Post No. 39506877 [Report] [View this topic]

>ywn make a princess want to give up her royal status to marry you

why live?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:47:31 Post No.39506945
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:47:31 Post No.39506945 [Report]

being a commoner

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:53:28 Post No.39507041
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:53:28 Post No.39507041 [Report]

Does Japan even have aristocratic families that she should have been paired up with?

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>>39506945
>a commoner

I'm sure those long hours will pay off soon...

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:40:11 Post No. 39506816 [Report] [View this topic]

If I had a sweet, loving, caring and understanding gf I probably wouldn't feel so alone and wouldn't think so much about death and suicide as I do now.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:41:52 Post No.39506852
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>>39506816
Well, you can always get your shit together and get one?

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>>39506816
Water is wet anon

Go for it though. Even losing your virginity to a sex worker might help your confidence.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:48:08 Post No.39507856
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>>39506852
no physical or psychological forces to do it. I need a pick-me-up

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:38:25 Post No. 39506784 [Report] [View this topic]

WHAT A FUCKING GREAT DAY.
I woke up at 1 PM even though I told myself I would wake up at 11 AM,
I drank a soda even though I said yesterday I would quit this time,
I sat down at my desk and alt tabbed out of the inspirational quotes and reminders to do shit today I had set up last night at 2 AM after listening to depressing music,
I put the book I said I wanted to finally start reading I had sitting at my desk back in the drawer,
and I didn't read a single fucking page of the computer networking book I have had open for the past 5 days!!!
Then, after I did all that, I ate a shit ton of unhealthy garbage, and I sat here all day long playing Doom and feeling lonely...

WHAT A FUCKING GREAT DAY. ANOTHER PRODUCTIVE FANTASTIC DAY!

Please help me.
Kill me.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:39:40 Post No.39506806
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>>39506784
OH and I almost forgot!
I also jerked off and came three times even though I accepted Christ into my heart (again) and said I would stop doing masturbation, and I also didn't meditate like I said I would!

...How the fuck do people do all this shit? Why is it so hard?

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:40:55 Post No.39506829
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>>39506784
That's just how summer goes bud.

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Just let yourself break
After you hit the bottom its much easier to make progress

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:34:53 Post No. 39506723 [Report] [View this topic]

My mum said I ruined her life and she's tired of me.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:36:56 Post No.39506761
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>>39506723
Tell her that it's her fault for getting knocked up.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:37:29 Post No.39506770
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>>39506761
This 100%, be a based god OP

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>>39506723
>2009
What has happened in 8 years?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:34:15 Post No. 39506712 [Report] [View this topic]

What the fuck counts as hitting on girls these days?

>2 weeks ago
>at my cousins wedding
>standing at the bar waiting to get a drink
>complete Stacy bridesmaid starts talking to me, probably a 9.5/10
>talk to get for about 5-10 minutes, made a conscious effort not to hit on her the entire time
>difficult due to how attractive she is
>didn't get her a drink because fuck that she can afford her own
>part ways and never talk to her again, see her on the dance floor but don't make a move to try to dance with her
>fast forward to today
>call my parents to talk, say they heard I was hitting on her
>uncle is there "oh I think anon just hits on anybody when he drinks"
Fucking roasties, does she just need to feel good about herself, can't deal with anybody not showing interest in them?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:46:56 Post No.39506934
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>>39506712
She just wants attention, she didn't factor your thoughts or feelings into it at all.

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>>39506934
Can't even defend myself because obviously everybody is going to believe that I; an average looking person would hit on her; an attractive person

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 05:08:12 Post No.39507260 [Report]

They know you're too much of a pussy to do it but pretend you did cause that's what a normal person would do. If she's attractive, then the normal thing to do is be attracted to her and try to fuck her. You not hitting on her is what's pathetic.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:31:36 Post No. 39506671 [Report] [View this topic]

Who here /antisocial/? How do you get along with others?

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:32:55 Post No.39506697
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>>39506671
I don't.

onigiri

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>>39506671
You sure you mean antisocial and not asocial? Getting along with others is easy, I just prefer not bothering.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:33:36 Post No.39506705
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>>39506671
l don't.

onigiri

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Women hate thread Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:31:19 Post No. 39506667 [Report] [View this topic]

Women are a fucking meme. I promise you guys don't want most women. Story time.
> be me
> start talking to this girl from highschool
> end up hanging out with her a lot
> end up banging her
> turns out she has fucked a bunch of niggers and sand niggers
> she also has Chlamydia
> get tested and it comes out negative
> have some symptoms coming out
> might have something
> also joining the navy and have a physical very soon
> if I fail the physical I can't get in

Don't trust women they act like fucking thots and expect you to accept them for doing. They'll also destroy your dreams.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:35:13 Post No.39506729
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Didnt read OP lol, but I am just going to make an unrealistic complaint to let out frustration. Why wont 9/10 women fuck me left and right wenever I go outside. Can I just stop being ashamed of my sexual desires can a women just audibly beg for a cock maybe then I would feel more comfertable and validated

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>>39506729
read the fucking story.

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>>39506758
Cant a woman have a sex life? Not her fault she chose to sleep with a racist motherfucker like you. Also we dont want your kind in the army.

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:28:25 Post No. 39506613 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw n0 bf
steamcommunity.com/id/Deadmoko

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:32:27 Post No.39506687
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>>39506635
0riginalreeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>39506687
Have a better day m8. <3

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>>39506728
just find me a gf/bf for a better day

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:26:33 Post No. 39506576 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw you remember that there's hundreds of millions of potential humans inside your balls at this very moment

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Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:28:15 Post No.39506609
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>>39506576
you tryna come between me and my balls? i dont need these kinda problems right now. ...

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I'm going to fap and then play emulated games while contemplating suicide since I failed at life

goodbye white race, every time I see a fat ass white girl in short shorts I know I need to die to take this pain away.

Anonymous 2017-09-04 04:30:36 Post No.39506657
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>>39506576
...and there is 10,000 Trillion ants on Earth alone.

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