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Happens to me too much

>attractive petite woman sits on your lap
>wake up

I really fucking hate these dreams because it sends me into instant depression for the day, instead of it coming on later at night.

>>34288089
HOW?
Even though I've had 2 gf in my entire life, whenever I have dream about having gf, they always rejects me. Real life is better than my fucking imaginary world.

Will be seeing some of them in the club today, wish me luck /b/ro

No such thing

They live and breathe betrayal

Falling in love with one of these foul sirens would be a grave mistake

>>34288086
This
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The only women we can count on are arabs or africans, western women have been jewed there are none remaining

>>34288028
Who else wish that fucker would fall off a bridge here?

>I need to smoke weed right when I wake up
>it's not addictive, read the facts
stoners are scum

>>34288060
Start your day with a nice sativa high to get the blood flowing. I'm a writer for a sports website so I need to smoke to get the juices flowing.

>>34287977
>be dog
>bark
>get made fun off all around the world for barking like a retard
>this videos will exist forever, even death cannot cleanse you
>he died without ever knowing

maybe the most cucked lifeform in our entire universe.

>>34288095
>Not caring if people saw him barked

Actually the opposite f-a-m

Sleep tight, pupper

>>34287977
Sleep tight, pupper.

M a y y o u b o r k i n h e a v e n.

>>34287950
if you dont have autism or facial deformations, you can get a girlfriend. problem is, some guys who think they're just shy are actually autistic, and most guys who think they're autistic are just shy.

But I'm scared of death.

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>>34287966
>just be yourself

did you hear it?

just
be
you're
self

>>34287846
1.) Stop watching porn
2.) Have a petite girl jerk you off, it'll look huge in her hands

>>34287846
Stop watching porn anon, you think women want to watch with average dicks fucking women? If you spend your whole life comparing sex yo porn you will be pretty disappointed when it finally happens.

i am 6 inches and i want to kill myself its so small

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>you will never serve the Architect of Fate

Father, please

oreganooooooooooooo

>>34287790
Shut up you creepy autist

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>>34287787
Don't listen to that dumb SJW roastie. Trump will make this country great again.

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Don't forget: Chad ALWAYS wins.

My life is already a disaster, I doubt Trump is going to be able to do anything to make it any worse.

just go around in a bee costume
surely 'beeing' yourself is the solution

>>34287782
why would you want to do anything else? don't fall for the "loving relationship" meme, it's a trap.

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>>34287782
>trap
You should know better than to mention my biggest fetish Anon

Give her the idea of going out for the day with her friends, even maybe throw a little money her way so she can enjoy herself.

While she's out, pack all her shit and dump it outside, and have all the locks in your house changed.

Do not reply to any of her texts/messages, do not answer her calls. Give no reason, ever, at all. Ghost her entirely.

>>34287776
Cheat on her kek

That's what I did to my last gf, even though she didn't deserve it

Cheat on her obviously. Then fuck her one last time and don't make her cum. Cum on her face and then tell her you cheated on her and you're breaking up tell her to pack her bags within the hour.

>>34287725
I date with the intention of marrying and having a family, don't wan't Asian kids.

>>34287725
>chubby HAPA
sounds damn close to perfect

how chubby are we talking?

On my way to go ask one out actualy.

Yeah, happened last month.

He was extroverted, carefree, got in trouble with the law a few times (as well as gangs, I think, hence the suicide). No one saw it coming, at all.

>>34287689
>rows upon rows of houses

america is a disgusting place

>>34287689
My grandma and my uncle. Yeah, this runs in the family. Both turned into cunts because of the antidepressants, and my grandma loved this world she would have never offed herself without those pills.

Never take antidepressants, they fuck you up

Yeah that's when I end up strangling them

>>34287641
no, but they get giggly around me.

>>34287641
No, either don't look at me or if I notice one looking at me they just look away really quick (so do I).

>>34287613
First 2 don't work on this site disgusting the bottom 3 do though.

>>34287613
pls no CIA assassination

>>34287613
>protect freedom

Do americans really believe that? Like really, your troops are protecting you by bombing sandniggers on the other side of the world?

I don't know, you tell me m8

On the assumption thread someone said I would have a gf, but I've never had one.

>5'8"
>Aspergers
>Take Sertraline
>Weird interests
>Internet addict
>Not enough hobbies
>Shy
>Low confidence
>Low social status
>Loser friends

>>34287545
Women have turned degenerate because of liberals and feminists and it's increasingly hard to find someone who's pure.