>be me, KHHV, 17 at the time
>go to anime con alone
>have a good time, is pretty fun despite normies I know who also went
>sitting alone in cosplay contest
>group cosplaying love live goes up on stage
>they do group dance
>see qt purple girl, think that this is the day
>decide not to
>see orange hiding behind rest of group during award time (they won)
>is qt and looks shy
>damn
>i decide today is the day
>follow them around a bit, panicing the whole time
>don't really know what to do
>run into friend, he pressures me and hypes me up
>sit back and watch them a bit, nervous but excited
>see them start to leave
>FUCK.png
>fucking panic and go for it, number on a piece of paper in hand
>walk up to their group, their walking
>I push hold spaghetti in pockets and walk beside her
>say something like "hey, thought you did really well, you're cute, so here's my number?"
>she looks at me, fucking adorable
>takes the number
>group turns around, screams "EHHHH?!" and "OHHHHHH!!", fucking all of them
>me and friend turn around and sprinting
>I'm laughing ecstatically, can't believe what I just did
should I continue bots?
>>37078595
fuck, *they're walking
>>37078595
no stop while it's still cheerful
Don't ask just keep going
Also
>not pretyping
>Be me, senior in HS
>Somebody mysteriously left a letter in my locker that says I was chosen as the carrier of the master key for the service I gave to my school
>The letter also explicitly states I am allowed to use this key for actions that would normally get people expelled- sex, drugs, tampering grades, theft
>Key is taped at the bottom of the letter
>Test it on various rooms, works
>Sounds great, now I can hang out in teacher lounges and basement rooms that were long forgotten
>Tell my best friend who is a female cyborg/failed normie
>She instantly starts screaming at me
>"THIS IS FISHY" "SOMEBODY IS GONNA GET CAUGHT" "IT'S WRONG TO USE THIS KEY"
>I reply with "Ok but nobody is getting harmed by this key"
>She gives me THE look of pure hatred
>Instantly turns toxic
>Whenever I talk to her she tries to ignore me or answers really strictly
>Haven't talked to her in 2 days just because of this key issue
Why the fuck are (((women))) petty over the smallest things?
Shes just jealous cause you have the key.
>>37078190
> I'm a good student, so I was given a key that allows me to do illegal things
yep
>>37078190
>he actually told someone about the masterkey
> people always tell me I me I'm funny
> say I could be a comedian
I'm thinking about doing stand up, is that a good job? will it get me laid?
DO IT YOU BITCH
>>37078370
I'm afraid I'll just look like a retard in front of people
>>37078401
Yeah, that's, kinda the fucking point you god damn autismo.
>get home
>find this in your room
What do?
>>37077658
Fuck her them throw her in the dumpster. I'm too lazy to clean out my fleshlights.
One deep breathe and exhale through the nose
>>37077658
post a pic on r9k and ask what to do
any robots have experience with fluoxetine/prozac? Curious if I will struggle to fap or not, been taking for 2 weeks
made me more confident but took a lot of time.
Has permanent effects that they don't know how to describe
Was on it for 2 days and the side effects were unbearable.
>panic attacks constantly
>heart rate sped up
>made me sick
Fuck that shit. I heard the effects take weeks to kick in and then it's not that good.
On prozac no fap will be no challenge. Your sex drive will die.
make your choice
just made this fucker. no idea if it's too hard/easy
>>37077514
>50 points
daily meals -- good variety, too lazy to cook
>46 points
windows -- fresh air, keep track of time, nature, rain
>42 points
music room -- keep up on guitar/drums, fun times
>37 points
laptop/internet -- absolutely vital. communication/shitposting/etc
>27 points
home theater
>22 points
sex -- human contact, ++ can pick anyone
>12 points
unlimited liquor
>5 points
1 BTC allowance -- for drugs
>0 points
>>37077514
50 pts
>fast food-46
>laptop+games-36
>Home theater-31
>Games-26
>24/7 medical-19
>weekly sex-9
>Master bed/bath-2
And I guess I'll use frozen meals+microwave for that last 2 points.
>>37077514
50 - Kitchen UP
45 - Music instruments
40 - Laptop
30 - Window
26 - Health Care
Id say those are my priorities. I would round out my list with whatever else is there
i just turned 18 and ive been feeling like ive accomplished nothing at all, so i was wondering how do you faggots with the same age as me feel about how your life has been up until now. honestly ive basically slept away all those years and only started leaving my house for stuff except school like at the last semester of 2016.
I'm 20 now, so a little older than you. When I was 18, I had just scored a 36 ACT, was about to go to my state and national level speech tournaments for the second year in a row, and had been accepted early admission into my dream school early admission. I'm the only child of a relatively well off family, and some inheritances plus my parents planning meant I would never have to pay a cent for school, room, board, books supplies or spending money. I made it 3 months into my first semester, had a depressive breakdown, left school, did a treatment program, went back for the second semester, sunk deeper into alcoholism and depression, coasted through to the end of the year (after dropping one class and stopping showing up to my others), then I dropped out. I've done almost nothing in the year since then but get drunk and stoned every day in my parents basement. My girlfriend left me, which was the right decision for her, and I gave up on ever getting better. I don't know why I'm typing this all out, I guess what I'm trying to say is, don't sweat it dude. I had the whole goddamn world at 18 and I threw it away. Keep your head up, take it a day at a time, and you can make it bro.
>>37077957
god, you sound like me.
>high test scores/high school GPA
>earned enough scholarships to only have to pay around 3000 for college
>major depression hits second semester
>drug/alcohol use gets worse
>get caught with weed and have to drop out to get a job to pay court fees etc
>depression gets worse
>only one person talks to me now
>tfw your life essentially hit rock bottom by age 20
>>37078085
Holy shit, are you literally me? I also dropped out in part because I got caught with weed too many times (not kicked out, but i was super close), and I also now only really have one friend left. Sorry you're stuck in the same shit boat, but it is nice to know there's someone out there who knows this specific set of feels.
>rock bottom by age 20
This, but cripplingly unironically.
>caffeine powder arrived
Nice knowing this shit world.
Bye nigger
can you even kill yourself with that?
>>37077332
Cya anon sorry this life wasn't for you. Wish you luck in whatever comes after this life.
Hello, everybody. What's something you need to get off your chest? C'mon, let it out.
>>37077324
for what purpose though? i like my numb self, if i start digging it will make me angry for the rest of the night bro
other brobots also feel this so think before you post, or keep going if you are a psychopath.
>>37077451
This. I dwell on a bad thoughts hardcore and it ruins me until I fall asleep later in the night.
>>37077324
I despise a large number of people on this board and enjoy the company of the others
largely depends on responses to things
Share you fetishes here, provide an too if it's not illegal. Me:
>diapers / ABDL
>traps / crossdressing
>panty-pooping
>spanking
>femdom
>asshole
I'm also into ABDL and diapers
My gf and I just role played actually and she went poopy on her diaper it was great
>>37077187
How did you find a GF into that? I'm jealous
bamp
origigi
now i'm on r9k...this is not good
Sonya pls go
To be honest it's just pathetic, end your life and spare us the cringe of reading you again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1KBtI81TY
Have fun!
I like to remember when Aya was my friend and he posted in my threads saying he'll hug me
but it's hard to remember when he was mean to me. It makes me cry a lot and I can't go out. Seeing other people scares me for some reason. I'll just try to remember when he wasn't insulting me and the other stuff.
Like remembering hugs from Aya and listening to music with Aya.
please kill yourself
origamu
>>37077001
Its good to remember the nice times you had with him.
>>37077069
Yeah!
Aya felt like a big brother it was so cool
Fembot here. Why are you guys such sad virgins? Why do you continue to live? Why haven't you killed yourself?
>>37076977
I'm not a virgin. I'm sad sometimes because people don't appropriate me.
Because even if it's suffering most of the time sometimes there are good times.
Because I don't think it's a good idea.
>>37076977
I live for the occasional pleasure
This USUALLY comes from drugs, but every now and then something funny will happen in my vidya or I'll just forget about my existence.
Also
>fembot
>>37076977
>Why haven't you killed yourself?
Some have, honey. Some have.
How many books do you read a month?
A very generous 0.3
>>37076734
I read 7 last month, you?
>>37076734
Depends on what books but probably about 10 on average, not including journals for work and such
Is a DBA or Cybersecurity degree worth it?
You could just get compsci and not pigeon hole yourself to 2 very specific jobs.
>>37076719
Except employers want specific skills, even with bachelor's degrees. I'd rather pigeon hole myself to a good career
>>37076804
That's what majors and minors are for