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>normiephone
go away faggot

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>>38089404
>mfw I had to help train an NSA botnet A.I. in some way, just to make this post

I really miss the early 2000s. The creeping-dystopia themes weren't so blatant back then.

Reminder that the rise of the smartphones started exactly 10 years ago when the iPhone came out in late June, 2007.

>>38089358
Maybe you're Bourne withit. Maybe it's Maybelline

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>>38089358
Christ I'm the same way, there can be a customer across the store and I mumur a /pol/ related mumble and I freak out and think they heard me then become super paranoid they are gonna tell the boss to get me fired

>>38089553
I wouldn't say I'm so paranoid as to be afraid to leave my house and put foil on my windows. Some people legitimately can't leave their houses because they're afraid of the outside world. I've heard stories of some people that are really bad, can't work a job. Can't even talk to people, let alone go outside and live life. I mean, yeah I'm a easily paranoid but not to the point that I'll sit in my house for months on end and think the government or some random person is going to kill me.

>>38089276
He kinda looks like you, doesn't he?

Yes, its so fucking annonying, i thought i was the only one. I just want to punch out his fuckig smug face and rip out the throat of the guy who made it. Im not even memeing, i just fucming hate that picture

>>38089276
I get really upset every time someone uses any normie frog. I just have to ignore the posts as best I can.

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>>38089269
Do it because I'm /fit/

>>38089269
no im shy and ugly

Take my shirt off, and let her admire my physique. Even though I'm trying my best to not otherwise highlight my genetic shortcomings that drove me into a dark burrow of hatred and depression that I continue to dig deeper into every day. Then I trip up on my words or lack thereof after she compliments me, and then she loses interest and becomes involved with another more deserving man. Then I go home and continue my work on the virus. The virus that will be the end of humanity, and all fields and their particles.

>>38089234
Why the fuck did you uncle do that and why the fuck did you let him do it?

What the fuck? Why did your uncle do this?

If I were you I would kick his ass, take his car, and go find my dog.

>>38089253
>>38089281

I live with my aunts family, it's my uncle in laws house, he's not my uncle he's just married to my aunt so I call him "in law". And why he would do that? Because he's heartless and hated the dog. That dog fucking loved everyone to death man.

solid plan anon, whats your step one though? how you gonna get your foot in the door?

>>38089125
I still can't believe the Europeans who once ruled Africa passed up the chance of genociding every last nigger.

>>38089165
Why genocide them when you can use them as slaves?

Owner is 19 year old normie that acts as if he has the worst life possible because he's balding. Bans and kicks anyone that speaks badly of him while ignoring the rules. Has gone through many, many active members because everyone is bound to offend him in some way some time. The ones still there have to tip-toe around his feelings and suck up to him to not get kicked. In short, don't bother.

WTF???
THAT SUBREDDIT IS FILLED WITH CHILD PORN

>>38089271
Is this true?
I just joined and I don't want to be disappointed.

You are right but why do you think this thread will be any different?

>>38089000
Link to the Polynesian girl?

Let's you and I have a productive thread about realistic solutions partner

The quiet guy I like who I thought was a total Neet has slept with numerous women and men....sometimes multiple at once.

Does the same apply for men?

>>38088988
Ehh i dont care desu
Yes, i feel bad for it but is not like i will ever get a GF at all
I dont even think i deserve one desu

>>38089036
Even though some people say it doesn't apply, and despite seeing why on multiple reasons, it's perfectly acceptable to hold the same standard for men.

If I were a girl or a gay guy I wouldn't want to think about my bf burying his face in someone else's asshole

Why don't you just go with chili cans? You can eat it straight out of the can cold or heat it up next to the flames for a bit if you want.

why would you ever buy chilli in a can, its literally sauce beans and minced meat nigga any retard can make that

>>38089143
Cheap convenient delicious. Why you so mad

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>>38088949
>go to that one chick's house who "loves everyone"
>offers me to spend the night
>ok.gif
>her parents say "oh well we gotta call ur dad to tell him you're ok"
>dad comes pick me up
>walked all the way across the city barefoot for nothing
>summer hits
>contact my ex again
>get back together with her
>we face time everyday
>she would always call me and text me first
>she was everything to me
>lose my virginity to her
>get really into /pol/ at this time and 4chan as a whole
>start fucking talking to her as if I was on 4chan (no filter on my voice+thoughts)
>say stupid shit
>she says "I'M DONE."
>try to be chad and just say "ok" hoping she'd crawl back
>she's gone
>she's seriously gone
>sadness.gif
>move back to home town where I was bullied, all alone, nothing
>fail school again
>rotted there for 2 years
>this summer I've moved back with my father
>hoping for a better life, will become a wage cuckold
>no gf
>using tinder and other apps but not a lot of luck so far
>numb inside
>same thing, everyday
>not depressed, not happy either.
>life of a failed normie.
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I know I'm going to get a lot of REEEEEEEEs and all that, and I'm sure you don't care about my retarded life, I just have nothing else better to do and wanted to share it.

What a looser.
Origami yes

>>38088949
>>38088987
Fuck you norman

that s why being a khhv incel looser is better anyway

Android is Linux, so yes.

>>38088870
Who wouldn't is the question?

>>38088889
Android isnt Linux

Also gr8 b8, OP!

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>>38088843
>Should we all just join cults r9k
No, not unless somebody made one here and we just all join it or something. What are the odds of that happening?

>>38088843
Isn't /r9k/ already a cult pretty much

>>38088942
What would a robot cult even be like? Would it be focused on self-improvement, or will it be about being the most robot-like?

>>38088787
Wow that is quite a flop. how old is she? are you khv?

>>38089013
Yeas I'm a khv and she's 13

Hard life.
Even with 13 she can easily see the weirdness into you anon
There is no escape

>>38088738
the what on? idiot

>>38088852
I'm guessing he means earphones

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OP is dum and stupid lol