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>When i say "heart"
>Nothing comes to mind
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Jew? does jew come to mind?
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>>35206056
I think of the band who made Barracuda
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who here unironically watches Naruto
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>>35206050
Who here unironically tried to kill themselves yesterday?
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>>35206050
i just finished the fight between rock lee and gaara
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>>35206050
That pic is fucked up
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>implying that [...]
says iFunny isn't unfunny
what the fuck has this board come to, theres way too many normalfags
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>>35206034
if someone posts shit like this, let the thread die. we shouldn't be giving normies attention or any of our precious (you)s
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>>35206034
asdfawerqweroriginasdlfi
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TFW no average eastern European gf, with blonde hair
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>>35206016
Honestly as an American, I see 5/10 Eastern European girls as 9/10
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Eastern european girls are the best.
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>7 years old
>Already getting boners
>Would lay below sister's bedroom to "masturbate"
>By masturbate, I mean grab my dick with my hand and squeeze it trying thinking i was masturbating
>at one point I though masturbating was just slapping your thigh as fast as you can
>eventually figure out how to fap at eleven
>mfw still never made any vocal sounds while cumming due to fear of being exposed by dad.
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Eeeerectin' a dispenser
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I didn't cum til my 13th birthday
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>mom came home drunk and passed out
>was really horny and started eating her ass
>didn't think she would even wake up or remember it
I still feel like shit
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You must taste shit too.
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Did she wake up
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>>35205722
I don't see what's wrong with that if your mom is hot.
How is life treating you skeletons of /r9k/?
>tfw you've lost all desire to eat again
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Fuck all of yall I'd kill to be a skeleton.
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I'm a skeleton but I know that one day I'll be one fat old man because of the way I eat and drink alcohol.
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My vision is blurry and I get dizzy and feel sick when I stand up. Full skeleton mode soon.
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What's it called when you're in between a Chad and a beta? I had the decision to hang out with the Chad's and Stacey's, but I decided to stay with my old friends, so what am I called?
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>>35205575
A normie because you have FUCKING FRIENDS
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>>35205575
You have friends so a normie. GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35205575
>What am I?
A faggot nigger
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>be 24 wagecuck
>tfw you find out your manager is two years younger than you
I genuinely thought she was older ;_;
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Are you in Uni? If not join the military, it's the only way to make a comeback.
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>>35205436
>be 23
>sell my poetry on the streets in my large city like moondog did with his compositions in the 50s and 60s
have no other care just writing poetry and selling them for a dollar
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>>35205454
lmao, I was a milfag and guess what. if you join at 24 then you'll have a 19 year old boss over you.
was glad that i joined at 18
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Man I never wanted to come back to this board again. I had left for good, destined to attempt to be a "normie", in this case meaning someone successful who has an active sex life.
But now here I am, back and closer to suicide then ever before. It never gets better. Fit and attractive guys have trouble in this cruel world. An ugly disgusting individual like me was never given a chance.
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Don't give up anon. You just need to be strong and accept your position in the world. I know it sucks to know that we will never live the Chad life, but we can achieve a lot of nice things from here. Just look at Abraham Lincoln, Stephen King, Soichiro Honda, Vincent Van Gogh, etc. The world is full of huge losers that became succesful. And you can be one of them too. Just focus, work hard and stay positive. I believe in you anon.
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I quit the internet for two weeks but it didn't make me more normal, it just made me more isolated and bored. I'd rather be a good robot than a shitty normie.
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>>35205481
>>35205517
Thanksguys, I appreciate it
Originoli
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>have to get a job soon
What the fuck do I do. I'm pretty awkward and in general pretty shitty with people, and I'm clumsy as fuck. How do I get a job?
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>>35205222
warehouse/stocker in a store
very comfy robot jobs
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>>35205259
Whats a good place to get a warehouse job at
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TFW no super Shaniqua gf
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>>35205102
God damnit this feeling, I was so close to letting her go too. Well boys, back to hub for some ebony hyper obesity pron
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>>35205799
>Ebony SBBWs
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Anyone have any ideas how much a human is worth currently? I have a few humans who are worth top quality. Used the best feeder and best facilities to raise only the finest of humans.
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snakes taste like chiken.
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>>35205003
Would you trade your people for some ancient kosher salt I found under my kitchen sink?
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>can hear my sister getting BLACKED by my wife's son in the next room through the wall
I want to fucking kill myself
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>wife's son
>letting your sister fuck a shitskin
yeah, you should an hero desu senpai
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>>35204841
>OP lives in a porn comic
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>35204841
>can hear my mom getting yellow fever from my gay cousins grandfather.
brobots what do when you actually want to achieve something in life, be it being good at drawing or succeeding in a game better than decently, but just cant bring yourself to see the effort to be able to do so. It destroys me up inside but I still cant do it, it makes me genuinely mad and ruins a whole week at a time when I start to think about it. Its starting to affect me as a person
help
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if I had an answer to that I wouldn't be here right now, would I?
this shit haunts me every morning I go to sleep
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>>35204766
I once was caught in that rut myself but for the most part that's all it is: a rut (inb4 REEEEEE NORMIE)
What worked for me was just listing things at a loss/reward benefit. How will this thing benefit me in the end? How will it change my life in a positive way? You also don't have to have defined long term goals just yet, you can do things one step at a time, makes them seem much more smaller and organized in comparison to just having one big thing.
Note that this is just something I did. I can't guarantee if it'll work for you, but this is just something that I think you should keep in mind.
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>>35204766
>brobots what do when you actually want to achieve something in life
Literally haven't felt that feeling since high school. Even though I've not dropped out of uni or anything. I've just lost all ambition for something greater. I mean sure it'd be nice to have people congratulate me on something once or twice in my life but I bet that comes along naturally.
I idealize a lower mid-tier existence with a job, not some epic fantasy about being rich or famous. It takes a lot of the pain away, but you still gotta find will to make an effort for that mid-tier existence too.