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Ok now that I know my IP is ok. I just wanted to say how bad it is, to be deformed, and to be continually thrust into a world that in turn constantly rejects me. Why do we exist? Some people exist to feel. I exist to suffer. The only difference between me an another human being is that the future is still open to them, whereas for me, it is closed; always having been, and perpetually to be such.

Why? Why?

God I just fucking hate everything. I hate the way people look at me. Fuck. I hate everything.

Why???

>>35137724
>>35137998
This is your punishment for being a tripfag

>>35137687
that's funny man. i had a dream where my sister (don't actually have one) was getting gangbanged but it wasn't going well because one of the guys was gay and kept trying to make out with the other guys. it was probably the first time in my life that i woke up laughing.

do you like butts that ig i dont' man tooto big

my dreams fuciking suck i beat up two black ladies
welll yelled at one then beat the other one

and then i had to say it wasnt really chinese food but it got all okay because the elevator was fast but he was there already then it got better and i slunng my bag

sauce?
orig boner

if pol is gonna leak in here at least give me the run down on what this meme is

I can't give you a quick rundown, but what I can offer you is a basic gestalt

>>35137666
those trips are as gestalt as the bogdanoffs themselves

>>35137621
Goodnight shlomo, make sure to count your shekels and turn on the ctr spambot for /pol/. ALso, don't do too much oy veying and kvetching.

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>>35137621

die you fucking kike fag

become a drug addict or alcoholic and start stealing from your family and friends.

>>35137560
I wouldn't even need to do this. Just move far away, to a foreign country if possible, and minimize/cut contact.

probably get addicted to heroin.
completely ruin your life, steal from your family for your habit, live in shit holes with other junkies and take heroin daily.
eventually your loved ones intervene, they desperately try to get you the help you need, spending large at rehabilitation centres and all that shit, you get clean, you fix yourself up, you go leave the rehabilitation centre and your entire family is waiting for you outside. All bright eyed, smiling, even crying tears of joy. You go home with your parents that night, just for old times sake, because they want to look after you.
When they wake up in the morning you've hung yourself in the backyard.

LEAVE LIFE BLEEDING IN MY HANDS, IN MY HANDS AGAIN.

i know it might seem wrong but im in love with stacy's mom

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WIN DEREZ TRUBEL U NO HOO TU KAHL
10 TIDENS

please let's discuss bros

what kind of stuff you guys enjoy?

>>35137581
Anything yhat picks me up, I like downers more.. more stabilizing. Stimulants are better. Personally, right combo of up and down is sheer bliss

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What is the point of making this thread?

>>35137287
>here's some anal lube
Not the worst pickup line I've heard

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>>35137199
Used to be friends with a chad in high school. He showed me random messages from different sluts. One literally asked him if he could cum on his knuckles and punch her the face. I never even kissed a girl.

>>35137282
wtf.... big meme.

It's worth mentioning that my friend apparently is over 6' now (we were the same height when we lived in the same state) and I'm 5'8". He's this awkward pasty stereotypical nerd with a funny haircut and nerd glasses. Meanwhile I look more like a normie minus my bad hairstyle.

Lanklets literally cannot be robots.

>>35137127
even the lowest woman can get smothered with attention and desperate orbiters when they feel down, that's literally what femanons are.

>>35137144
Resist. Sometimes I doubt if anyone here is actually a autist. How the fuck is it the the ones that went to my school where always fixated on one Stacy and the fattys and ugos they would sperg the fuck out on ?

how did i fail when i didn't even make an attempt? i'm too young and there's no way to fail at that because i wouldn't be falling for a non-gentleman in the first place. i'm not thirsty so i don't need to jump at anyone's throat. i am patient and take my time because natural is best

>hes a nu male sperglord

>>35137073
Thanks, doc, I think!

>>35137065
Same
zzdfd

>>35137065
Let me add you on skype. I want to talk to you.

I think we should take the /pol/ approach, where the board is still NSFW, but porn for no reason is not acceptable.

>>35137045
How about you have to spoiler all porn.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhShuyX9Ud4&t=1s

a failed normie still wants a girl. Robots see through the mirage of womanhood and recognize 2D waifus and traps as superior.

bump
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>>35136689
>they wear masks

>>35136689
>they have a lot of loyalty for a hired gun

>they get themselves caught