Be me 26 yo male finally work up courage to ask out 19 year old qt white boy he said yes, wish me luck Robbits
LMAFO
>>35432818
What's so funny about that? Originals
>>35432818
Also please don't be jealous, origjallksy
I feel like shit.
I'm 21, I dropped out of school when I was 15.
No gf, no friends.
I'm morbidly obese.
I have a really small dick.
I have clinical depression, "mild" agoraphobia, generalized anxiety disorder and worst of all, psychosis.
I take a whole bunch of pills for all this shit. It honestly helps but not much. I'm a manchild, mom takes care of me. 6 years of neet life. I sometimes play video games, watch anime and football (soccer). But 90% of my time is spent aimlessly wandering the net from my bed because I don't feel like doing anything.
I wish to change and live a normal, as much as possible, happy life. The thing I want the most is a girl, I don't care about friends that much.
Where the fuck do I even begin? Is such a thing even possible? What woman would want a mentally ill man with a small dick who has no job, even if I was at a normal weight? Seems like a fucking mountain that can't be climbed to me. Doc urges me to start by losing weight first. Sounds reasonable, I guess. Still feels like I'm hitting my head against the fucking wall.
tl'dr: Should I try to change and attempt to get a normal life? Or stay like this and enjoy what I can for a few more years?
I was in your boat. Start working out, you'll feel better about yourself. You're either in this for the long haul, or you're killing yourself. You need to take the initiative now and develop willpower. It'll be hard, but you're at fucking war with yourself.
>>35432854
I need to have a real talk with my doctor.
I need to know what is possible and what is not with my condition.
So far I have avoided asking him and he has avoided telling me. He just kinda "lets me be".
I don't want to have motherfucking illusions. I want to ask him how bad my condition REALLY is and what I can actually do. Like, will I ever be able to go back to school/get a job/get a gf/get friends... in general, live like a normal human being and not some fucking subhuman. We were supposed to meet today but he didn't come for some reason, something must have come up or he forgot. So I posted on /r9k/.
> roasties don't exist on this board, right?
> if there are vocaroo what you are doing here
Bump , fembots say I love you please
Bumping with fembot anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6HI37GLPu8
>>35433257
http://vocaroo.com/i/s04M052UHy8Q
>tfw you find an archived thread that you would have loved to participate in
Holy fuck this literally just happened to me.
Are you me?
Origeno
>tfw you find an archived thread where a femanon from your city was looking a bf
>someone else got her
reee
>>35432760
What was the thread you found?
>tfw have to give presentation in front of class
Don't look directly at people, look/speak to peoples foreheads, not their eyes and scan the room inorder to acknowledge everyone. Good luck anon.
>>35432737
whatever you do DONT START SHAKING
I want to leave my shitty country bum fuck shit for NYC but I don't wanna sleep on the streets too much. What do? And I mean run away
there is literally no way to stay in nyc for any period of time without somehow acquiring a place to sleep
you will not find an apartment without a job and a fairly large sum of money
living on the street is really only feasible for truly mentally ill homeless people who have been doing this shit for years and know all the ins and outs.
what the fuck do you think is in new york anyway? i've lived in shitass nowhereland and i currently live in the city and i have no idea what you expect to find
>>35432800
I want to be a big city assassin while becoming a famous musician
How to be a good, loving boyfriend?
>>35432642
>Don't be a dick
>Have a big dick
i can't. i can be a good friend, a good customer maybe but not a boyfriend.
>>35432988
I'm sorry to hear that.
Maybe you'll be able to be a good one someday.
Why do people like these little shits?
>They constantly bark
>Every fucking small dog I've met acts like a little shit
>They're annoying
>They don't listen to you
>They can't attack any intruders
>They're small as fuck
>Did I mention they bark all the time?
>They all act mean as fuck (I've been bitten multiple times by these retards for doing nothing)
>They're disobedient
>They're useless
>They just waste and drain resources from you
>They don't give a fuck about your friends/family. If anything, they just annoy them by constantly barking at them
>They require a shit ton of care
>They're egotistical
>They're not real dogs
>They're aggressive
>They're easily scared
>They're arrogant
>They try to guilt trip you when you actually do something about them (I.E puppy face)
>They're stupid
>They act like tough shit when they're not
>They're a pain in the ass to train
>They require way too much attention
Worst of all, their fucking owners are degenerates. They don't give a fuck if the "dog" did something wrong. They shrug it off because they're "cute" and continue to spoil them. If you're thinking about getting any rat, don't. Get a real fucking dog that will actually listen to you and respect you. Plus, real dogs are true companions and they'll defend you. They're fearless and strong. They'll die for you. These little shits will run away and cry like cowards. I fucking hate small dogs. If you think I'm just a "dog hater", I've owned two yorkies and I've met multiple small dogs in my life.They all acted like pieces of shit no matter how much kindness and respect I've given them. They've only acted nice to me once I gave them what they wanted and once I gave them a shit ton of attention. But in return, they just fucked off again and acted like little shits.
Tl;dr Don't get these shit-tier rats. They're not worth the time and money.
>>35432589
I like it when other people have them bc I am mortified of getting fucked up by 2 or more big dogs
>>35432589
desu they're great if they've been trained. The problem is that small dog owners are the kind of people who treat their dogs like decorations, not animals. Most of them don't train them and hence they act like little shits.
>>35432589
Also a lot of these qualities can be applied to larger dogs
t. Someone who has 3 pitbulls
Why are Sonyggers so pathetic?
>>35432564
PlayStation is actually a better console, not to sure about PS4 and Xbox One but when it came down to the Xbox 360 and PS3, PlayStation absolutely dominated with free online play and an amazing collection of exclusive games.
I really hate them
>PSN is objectively inferior to Xbox Live and Steam
>Sony consistently makes the worst controllers by far
>they've only had the most powerful console once
>their interfaces are always garbage
>their games are always carbon copies of other games
>the hardware is always super cheaply made
>/r9k/, /v/ and /pol/ are all the same board
Hey fellow robots, its my birthday in 5 minutes.
Can i have a toast bruhs?
Pic unrelated.
yum cooked bread
But ohno carbssss!
Holy shit. Is that antifafu?
hnnnnng I want her to sit on my doki doki
>tfw my boss pat my head and called me a good worker again
My boss tried to pat my head once and I threatened to cut his hand off
You can get away with a lot when you work in a kitchen
That's a sign of dominance.
Also the fact that you appreciate being patted on the head or the back suggest you are a beta male by nature.
>>35432541
>tfw my boss pat my head and called me a good worker again
slave mentalityI would like it too though
As a girl I would just like to know I am only laughing at you. All your problems are in your head. All your problems are self made. You can change your life in two seconds if you want, but you are having fun being in your life. Its practically your identity. Admit it.
>>35432524
Are you certain you're a girl
>>35432524
>All your problems are self made
YES. YES. MY SMALL DICK AND UGLY FACE IS SELF MADE.
kek imagine if a girl came on here and used a picture of herself for this fucking thread
fuck off
>start reading about and watching pickup videos.
>free shit, not paying for anything
>turns out its all about resolving your emotional issues that hold you back
>working towards becoming a more expressive and authentic person
>overcoming your fears.
>essentially "jus b urself" but with useful actionable steps.
>tfw it starts working and girls talk to me now despite the fact that I look like Zach Galifianakis
>tfw can go out on my own to nightclubs and bars and have fun by talking to people, without getting drunk.
Turns out that there are better uses for the internet than wallowing in misery all day on this board.
>>35432367
>turns out there are more uses for the internet past circlejerking negativity
surprising isn't it?
godspeed anon you're on your way
Care to share any of those steps?
>>35432367
Stupid dumb normie scum
Thought you were a robot glum
Be 'happy' chasing roastie whores
Now get the fuck off of my board
>he is not a neet
if only i was 2d. i'd happily be his doting nerdy codependent waifu if he'd have medesu that's all i want from my stupid life
>>35432350
>if only i was 2d. i'd happily be his doting nerdy codependent waifu if he'd have me
I'm a NEET and I don't mind 3d nerds
>>35432451
usa
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neetbux?
Gather round' thy healing flame traveler and make merry!
How was your day? It snowed, so I just stayed inside and played EU4 all day.
>I decided to play some Byzantine empire for today....I actually fucking did it. I forced the ottomans outta greece and just beat a war against Venice, Serbia, and Bulgaria vs just me. Probably the proudest moment so far
>>35432314
long day Sire Feels, had a tough combat with fucking Quelaag down in Blighttown.. Gotta go to Sen's Fortress now but imma relax for a while here at the bonfire..
>>35432418
Nice job, traveler! It's lonely these days so company is always welcome.
Where I'm at right now!