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>Get out of bed
>See this on the sheet
Am I going to die?
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>>37804196
>Am I going to die?
Someday.
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>>37804196
Doesnt look poisinous to me, im not an entomologist.
Do you have any bites or bumps on you?
If not just get new sheets, done and done.
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>>37804196 (OP)
Nope you're not. These creatures are harmless. We have plenty of them in here. They mostly live in soil. No need to worry.
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>be me 27 y/o man
>for past weeks been throwing up don't know why
>go to drs to see if there is something wrong with me
>usual questions
>so anon "I assume you are sexually active."
>start laughing for like 2 minutes because of memes on here I've read before
>mumble "no"
>jew dr looks at me with disgust
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Hahaha anon is a fucking faggot hahaha
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>>37804075
Can you at least share the diagnosis?
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>>37804137
he gave me Prilosec but it has not helped with the vomiting. I am legit scared I might be dying
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When your ugly beta orbiter says (stutters) that he's "in love" with you
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>When your ugly beta orbiter says (stutters) that he's "in love" with you
maximum kek
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>not a manlet
>not a wristlet
>not a brianlet
>not a fatlet
>not a shitskinlet
>not a mentalillnesslet
>still no gf
They should literally be begging for my seed, what's the deal?
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>>37803979
you are prolly a dicklet then
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>you finally end up getting a gf
>have to nurture her
>have to entertain her
>have to make sure she doesn't fuck Chad
>have to make sure you're not boring to her for an extended period
>have to live with her so you can't take a really loud shit without having the water running simultaneously
>have to simulate normality around her at home and not just when in public
>have to put up with her family
>she has to put up with yours
Maybe just sailing in life all alone is optimal after all
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>>37803898
very nice OP, that's the exact shit you have to do having a gf. I'm actually kind of glad we broke up.
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How do I put my peepee in a girl's stinky bumhole?
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You imagine she has a dick and get really hard and stick it in, the only way
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Prelube erect dick and then hold her down. It's not that complicated. Just make sure it's lined up correctly and doesn't accidentally go in the wrong hole. I sometimes reach my hand around to cover the vulva to help make sure it goes in right.
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Some of you goys are alright. 2017-06-18 09:58:30 Post No.37803777
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Some of you goys are alright.
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Don't come to Palestine tomorrow.
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>777
Damn, now I'll have to miss that exursion through the sandy lands and crappy olive branches. Sheeit.
What's going to happen? Finally seizing the rest (((your))) promised land?
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You posted a white male though
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>You are so cute! you should go outside and get a boyfriend! hehehe, im gonna buy some cute dresses for you!
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>>37803757
>Tomboys are gay.
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>>37803757
Fuck off, homo, and stop pasting this gay nibba shit.
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>>37803789
says the the beta fuck that is still a closeted fag.
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Just remember my fellow robots, no matter how autistic you are you will never be as autistic as someone who makes 50,000 edits over nearly a decade on a wiki for a children's game, and then proceeds to try and pull a "coup" on the wiki.
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Leave him alone dude. If he enjoys it, leave him be. There's already enough hate and suffering in the world, we autists don't need to bully each other like normies
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>>37803886
fuck right off moralfag
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What is a wiki?
is BG Kumbi the smartest man in 2017? he is on several levels of irony higher higer than Sam Hyde.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY0Nh9Z-WBM
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how do you keep in touch with friends?
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>>37803631
u do semi normie shit with them, like going to a movie or barbecuing. sry for bad england
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check out our cute discord
https://discord gg/ ns9vHS
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Group chat, play vidya together in a discord, hang out every week or two
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What do ?
Suicidal but i don't accept death
I also don't accept Life, My Life.
I'm mentally ill and have unchangable impairments...
I have NO future
I don't want To grow Old like This.
If i'm going, i'll make Sure My death has impact, i won't go silently
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>tfw no dark lord bf
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I have to fight the final boss in dark souls 3
I'm kinda scared, but once I beat him I've beaten every souls game, including bb
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>>37803521
Thanks, Doc.
I am the Evil Overlord!
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>have a semi-decent job at a place you like with a wage you think is relatively generous (for someone like you)
>still live with parents because it's still too expensive to move out completely on your own
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>>37803458
kill yourself
not origin
look at all this willy milk!
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>>37803420
Impressive. If this is you go ahead and post more.
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>>37803420
Good shot sir, plenty in the tank.