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>>35372834
Nice job compadre

Your friends hired a prostitute to fuck you and put on a big charade so you wouldn't know it wasn't planned
she probably already blew all of them a few times before you ever met her when she conveniently appeared out of no where and started drinking with strangers in a park

>there is hope

Yeah, if all you want is to fuck some easy slut in the bathroom of a bar.

Come back and tell me there's hope when you're married to a nice girl.

Could you just buy a bunch of breeding pairs and let them multiply out for you?

>>35372871
That would take too long. This matter is rather time sensitive.

>>35372911
>>35372827
W-what are you planning to do?

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>>35372824
I have the same feel. I think its because people on discord are more likely to be fucking psychos.

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I'm the opposite. I'm happy to and enjoy talking to complete randoms on discord whereas i fucking abhor talking to strangers in person.

I'm going to give an actual reply. Diet was huge for me. Really look into cutting sugars,

Bumping, need a remedy for this fucking curse

Weed helps, but don't turn it into a SMOKE WEED ERRYDEY LMAO kind of thing.

>>35372765
Those symptoms aren't guaranteed to happen. imo it's worth trying. meds have helped me a lot but it took awhile to find ones that worked. zoloft was the only one that made my suicidal thoughts worse.

u just gotta keep trying. it's not easy but it's worth it. i'm on lexapro now and it's working pretty well. the side effects make it so i don't cum as fast.

>>35372844
All I need is something that will get me over some social anxiety, panic attacks, and let me feel in control of my emotions
I always hear anti depression meds and stuff like it turns you into a drone or an entirely different person

>>35372882
those symptoms are mostly present in SSRIs like prozac or zoloft. i'd ask your doctor what they think. you can take trial runs and typically if there are any problems they'll show up within the first two weeks. it's worth a shot m8. my anxiety is pretty much gone and i wasn't able to even go outside before.

it might take a bit to find ones that work, but if it's something you need help with then it's totally worth it.

therapy is also an alternative if you're willing to give that a try.

Roastie, neither that image nor that video paint her in a good light.

pump n dump well maybe pump pump dump u kno?

Nice middle-aged face.

>>35373072
thanks you too anon you too and you three

>>35372720

i read the first part and i was like

>i'm one step closer to the edge
>and i'm about to

make

>>35372720

I love you, OP.

Best way to put this.

They don't come to you even when you don't give a fuck. Only way they come when you engage yourself somehow into normie activities, and i'm definitely not going to do that.

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Stop doin That,

>>35372680
how, though?

origig

>>35373465
I saw a video of a boys pee pee making milk and my pee pee got big and I wanted to milk it...

>>35372566
I know this feel, it's fine calling someone a faggot when it's all fun and games, but I don't want to actually upset someone.

They were probably a newfag normie who started browsing in 2016

>>35372566
feels good man i love breaking other people mentally

I had a cat go missing for a year then show back up too. Where do they go?

>>35372529
somewhere there is other cats and food, usually by the crazy cat lady

>fuck you /r9k/ for being right! Ugh ahhhhh!

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>>35372444
Nigga that's dots on a screen not a actual whore.

Influencable cuck . Have a mind of your own cuck. Go on blacked.com if you're this much of a cuck. Cuck.

Me across the road in mom's house asleep in the basement

just kidding i own my own house fuck you chad

>>35372419
>just kidding i own my own house
me too man, feels good.
and althought I've not almost touched a woman in 12 years now, I'm not a virgin.
Still a robot.

>>35372406
This is actually a pretty good shitpost, OP. Good job.
8/10

>>35372399
Sure, let me get you untied and you can go bake me some.

cool genetics, sis.

>>35372399
gross vagine

>>35372394
You like the fat black ones, huh?
The others are ugly too tho.

>>35372416
well I'm not exactly Rhett Butler.

>>35372460
Or Gerard Butler, for that matter.