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>fantasizing about being shot in the back of the head and left to die in the street like a dog
help
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>>35407290
>Shot in the head
>Left to die
You would most likely be left dead.
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lol'd hard orig
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>>35407601
I phrased that badly. I mean no one comes to help, maybe someone drags my body off and puts it in a dumpster or something. The police don't get involved, my family doesn't care, no one around even notices.
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Which one of you autistic fucks did I see on my campus dressed like a wannabe /fa/ggot, vaping, and carrying this.
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>>35407254
>thinking the fedoras visit /r9k/
leddit is that-a-way, my amiable chap
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I admit that it verily was myself,
if you were a man of honour you'd have addressed your issue with me to my face, but the blackguard you are you deign to do it online instead
I do not know who you are but you perhaps I'll recognize you by the yellow stripe running down your back, faggot
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>>35407254
/fa/ggots would never wield an autismo stick, they're too busy trying to buy a second hand pair of rick owens shoes.
t.
/fa/ggot
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Retarded shit you did as a kid
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>Be me
>Be about 13
>Figured out how to fap when i was about 10 but because no puberty didn't actually cum much
>One day
>Fapping at laptop (Family laptop, i used incognito like a smart kid
>Find some good shit
>mmmdemfeet.dat
>Fast forward about one minute
>Bust best nut of my life
>It goes all over the sheets
>Sit for 5 seconds and realize
>Parents weren't home at the time but would be soon
>Fuckfuckfuck.png
>Grab random sock
>Wipe cum from sheets
>Toss it on the floor
>Realize that there are like 3 other pairs on the floor
>Pick them all up and throw them in laundry
>Phewdodgedabullet,png
>Fast forward a few days
>Come home from school, nobody home as usual
>Go up to room
>Laptop is on bed with a sock next to it
>Note taped to top: "Anon, we need to talk. -Mom"
>Crumple up note and hide laprop
>Avoid her for next week
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Why do women do this?
It's like they enjoy seeing you embarrassed but they don't realize that it should be embarrassing for them as well. But they don't care. It's like they don't have any shame.
The same thing happened to me and some drawings of nude girls I made when I was a kid. One day I simply found them on the bed despite hiding them well. Artists draw nude girls all the fucking time. I'm a man, it's obviously the first thing I will draw. Big fucking deal.
Thanks for giving me lifelong paranoia and having guilt whenever I embrace sexuality mom. Without you I wouldn't be fucking here.
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>>35407850
>tfw artist mother found my pictures of naked people I drew to masturbate to and gave me a lecture on how my anatomy was shit
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>>35407850
I never had these embarrassing experiences. When my mum used to knock on my door, I used to just yell out: "not now mum, im havin a wank". She knew to leave me alone after hearing that.
who NEET rapper here?
https://soundcloud.com/yung_oni/diamonds-prod-kaiserbeatz
look at all these diamonds
i just bought a island
look at all these diamonds, look how they be shinin
chain so icy it be fuckin up the climate
sippin on that syrup like i'm friends with aunt jemima
i got ten grams on me wheres the fuckin grinder
i just bought a island, kush got me smiling
feet up in my mansion i be livin like a tyrant
bitch its yung oni, im from straight out the asylum
yeah i think i she want me i can see it in her iris
look at all these diamonds
i just bought a island
yeah i be stylin, livin large like a giant
i suggest you hide yo bitch from me, i take her to hawaii
i need a bad bitch, real bad like aphrodite
had to cop some sunglasses cuz my diamonds tryna blind me
feel like bill nye i fuck yo bitch with the science
never hear me comin real g's move in silence
she bow down to me, she be callin me her highness
i fuck her all day, yeh that pussy got some mileage
look at all these diamonds
i just bought a island
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>yung
lmao get out of here talentless hack riding this shitty trend, do you also have tattoos and wear those nightgown trackpants that make you look like you shit yourself?
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Are you the same guy who did the smash hit 'Rolex on ma wrist'?
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>>35407155
ayyy stay mad
lets see your music
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This man is 2ft 8in and he is married. His wife says that he satisfies her in bed very well.
what's your excuse?
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>>35407072
look at that fuckin normie prick, fuck him
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Physically maybe a robot, but mentally a normo
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>>35407072
It's different when you can just rebirth yourself into a woman and make her a virtuous lady in the eyes of our lord every night.
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Am I wrong for thinking dating is an ultimate misery?
"Best" case scenario;
You fall in love with her and spend the rest of your life getting sick of that person 50% of the time and the other 45% of the time being completely affected by her existence (being messaged by her. Not being about to take chances that you would have ect).She then dies when you're like 80 and you want to kill yourself because you can't sleep without her snoring or some shit.
"Worst" case scenario;
You spend lots of money on a date for nothing.
Is the best option to be alone and self content?
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>>35407035
In your case, it doesn't matter. Women don't like men who download the same photo twice.
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>>35407035
The best option is to be immortal and have an AI wife.
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>>35407035
Depends on who you are, and who the person that you're dating is, and what you both ultimately want out of life. You're completely glossing over the companionship aspect and family aspect.
There are lots of advantages and disadvantages to both, but the fact is that the vast majority of people seek out companionship in their life for a reason.
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>had a gf named mariem for two years
>so close to each others even tho its LDR
>dumped me cuz of my mental illness
>break up with me
AND I STILL DONT FEEL ANYTHING
what's wrong with me anons?
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Because you were LDR and you weren't seeing her, producing feelsy chemicals and whatnot.
Also if your mental illness is depression, that dampens all emotions, and if you're a sperg you weren't really in love to begin with.
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>>35407074
or maybe cuz she is a thot to begin with
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Sometimes, my mind will go completely haywire and I keep "mentally hearing" things completely out of my control. It's usually a combination of screaming, various short pieces of music audio, all overlapping with eachother, snippets of non existing conversations (usually saying disparaging things about me) , edgy voices telling me to harm other people, and also random snippets from media I have recently consumed.
Does anybody else know this feel?
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Sounds like schizophrenia my man
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Sometimes I hear voices outside and knocks on the door when nobody's there. Or I hear my phone ringing when it isn't. And sometimes more audible voices but usually just when I'm about to fall asleep. What you have sounds like schizophrenia though bruh you may want to go and get looked at.
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>>35407010
I get this but only like, when I close my eyes in bed. I won't necessarily be anywhere near a sleeping state but if i have my eyes closed and lay my head down, i get little snippets of human voices saying phrases, sometimes singing or something, laughing and yelling
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Anyone else get depressed depending on the season? Plenty of normies get depressed during the Winter when it's cold and there's not much sunlight, but for me, it's the opposite. I work nights and early mornings. When the sun comes up, that's my cue to go to bed, but now that the days are getting longer and the sun doesn't set until friggin 8 o'clock at night, I've been starting to get depressed all of a sudden.
Who else /SAD/ here?
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>>35406844
You sound like a normie
>XDDDDD NIGHT LIFE!!!!!
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>>35406895
>You're a normie for being depressed whenever you see sunlight
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In all honesty, what goes through your heard honestly?
Is it different when you fap and when you fuck someone?
Especially fembots I would like to know what goes through your heads during that very moment?
>Implying you ever came
Do you feel disgust like men do right after?
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When I'm cumming I think about how good I'm wrecking the girl then I hold onto what I like most about her (her ass) to stimulate myself even more, then when I'm done cumming I immediately feel utter disgust and for some weird reason I start noticing little physical flaws.
When I fap all I think about is how I want to dominate/destroy the woman I'm fapping to.
Do that makes a misogynist?
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Guys don't cum?
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>that feel when diagnosed with herpes
If I were to have sex I'd have to wear a condom and I'm circumcised so it'd pretty much feel like nothing.
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>>35406805
>that feeling when Herpies is forever and sticks to the spine
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>>35406816
*replicates in the spinal cells
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>be me
>be senior in highschool (turned 18 in november)
>be a few hours ago
>oneitis in room
>have gym shorts on under my pants
>getting really hot and uncomfortable
>want to take them off
>ask the teacher if i can switch my pants
>hear snickering
>realization strikes
>feel cold wave of embarrassment wash over me
>they think i peed my pants
>i freak out a bit (internally)
>say "You think I peed myself"
>MORE LAUGHTER
>say"no, i didnt pee myself"
>"i-i-i- ju-jus-ju- "
>"I need to change my pants"
>start freaking out more
>cant think of any words to say to explain myself
>SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
>just sit down
>hope that they saw that i didnt have a stain on my pants or a puddle in my seat
>worried that someone will skew the story and say i pissed myself
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Better than actually peeing itself,
Not a pee story but this
>be me 16 y/o
>get drunk with dad
>he said he won't let me drink anymore if I can't go to school
>wake up drunk
>go to school anyway
>feeling sick in health class (1st class)
>lay head down hood up back of the classroom style,
>feels good man
>wake up NEED TO VOMIT NOW
>calmly walk to teachers desk
>ask to use bathroom
>on my way out I can't hold it any longer
>vomit in mouth
>hold it in puffer fish style
>some (body once told me) of the vomit comes out
>splashed on door,
>mouth full still
>quickly wipe myself on door and pretend I was being clumsy or tired
>all of it wipes off
>get in hallway (breezeway)
>vomit everywhere
>go to locker room
>ditch vomit cloths and steal some gym cloths
>put vomit cloths in empty locker
>never go back
No one knew a thing...
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>>35407316
lol thats kind of funny anon
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>>35406799
Some fat chick made a rumour about me that I stabbed people with forks. Nigger group found it hilarious and kept spreading it to everyone and I was known as the creepy, weird autistic kid. Confronted her stupidly when she was with her group of friends and just sperged out and everyone laughed at me and called me names. I'm sure there were more rumours throughout my high school life but I didn't talk to anyone or could make up anything of the conversations people had. Dropped out and currently in community college in a class of 12. I'm sure they talk behind my back but nobody really bothers me.
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lt will never get better.
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>>35406784
you're right
but it won't get any worse either
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>>35406784
weird that nobody has ever said this on here
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>>35406824
Yes it will it can always get worse.
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Anyone else hoping for the day all your friends get better but also kind of dreading it because once they stop being depressed they'll probably not need you anymore?
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no because i dont have any fucking friends
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who said i had friends
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>when they forgot about you but you did not forget about them
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>only 7 friends on normiebook
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>>35406728
>anon i tried to look you up on facebook but i couldn't find you on there
>try to change topics but bad at conversation
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Tfw when 1,206 friends on facebook
feels good to know that im well respected and popular desu
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>>35406728
>having facebook
>ever