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What kind of shit should i put in my manifesto /r9k/? I need it to be between 0 and 20 page so people actually read it
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Well you have to be interesting in the first place
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Can you make this picture the cover of the manifesto?
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Just open up the floodgates between your mind and your fingers and write whatever comes out. The key to making a good manifesto is that steam of consciousness, so everyone can stand in your shoes and know exactly what kind of person you are. What you were feeling in that exact moment you wrote it down.

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>want to diet
>look up online for advice
>10 reasons why vegetables are bad for you
>11 fruits that aren't as health as you think
>why bottled water is bad for you
>why tap water is bad for you
>why spring water is bad for you
>10 reasons why exercising may be bad for your health
>why having a cheat day every week can be good for your heart

AM I BEING INDOCTRINATED BY FATASSES OR IS EVERYTHING I DO FUCKING WRONG OR UNHEALTHY
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Don't listen to that fatass propaganda. Go to /fit/
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>looking online for diet advice
get a personal trainer you fucking idiot
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>>37839267
Dude what's your deal? Just eat more plants, less meat bread and dairy, and move your fat ass.
>wants to lose weight, immediately looks for shortcuts

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Some body once told me the world is gonna roll, I ain't sharpest tool in shed, she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and thumb shape of an l on fore head. welp, years start comin they don't stop, bet to rules hit ground running, didn't make sense not live for fun, your brain gets smart head dumb, so much do see, what's wrong taking back streets, you'll never know if you don't go, shine glow, hey now, you're all star, game, play, rockstar, paid
That Glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break mold.

All star but words are only said once
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okrapi
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>it's a cancer thread
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>>37839195
Not all those lyrics are right, and some are missing.

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Prove traps aren't gay
(Protip: you cannot, faggot)
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>>37839142
they're fucking gay but who actually cares what you like to fap to?
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>>37839156
Back to /lgbt/ for you gayboi
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>>37839142
You have to be comfortable with the presence dick other than your own. Only gays are capable of that. Now finish your coffee.

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What is this strange dearth in trap activity anons

Step your game the fuck up
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Fuck off to /lgbt/ and don't come back.
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>>37839057
>obligatory whining in every thread

Stop wasting your time anon, it's not happening and never will. We own this board
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>>37839134
Face it the thiccfags squahed you little twinks

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Do you ever have one of those moments when you realize what women "really are"

Like, you're so used to seeing women as INNATELY "sexual" that you forget it's just some human with fat and holes going "Hey look dude, I've got fat, and holes." And then you have this moment of clarity where you realize: that's just some person with fat and holes going "yeah look at my holes man, I'm real proud of these holes, check it out

Imagine ever doing something similar as a man. Think of how often you think of your own asscheeks, as a man. They barely even exist to you. They;re just things to sit on. To a woman, asscheeks are like YEAH, TIME TO SHOW OFF THESE BABIES AROUND TOWN! I'M GONNA JUT 'EM OUT AND SHOW EVERYONE! I'M REAL PROUD OF MY HOLES! They literally identify their self-worth with their fucking body lmao, they actually sacrifice any possibility of a soul so that they can be the best Holes McGee act in town
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>>37838977
congratulations anon. you have finally taken the redpill
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>>37838977
You are ready

>>37838999
Checked
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>>37838977
cool story bro but its time to give source

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I can't get over it. This hate and anger is burning me up on the inside, it gets worse every day. All I feel is so much anger and hatred towards women who have sex. I just fucking hate them so much, it burns me with rage. What is the source of this? How do I get over it?
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t. Virgin
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>>37838915
Surely you don't need to be told what to do?
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>>37838915
Get laid mate.

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HOW DO I FIX MY SLEEPING SCHEDULE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Impossible in summer
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>>37838826
Sleep, duh.
furlongs 11600
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Have a set bed time and wake time, preferably an 8 hour window.
Lie down in bed and read/watch something until you start drifting off.

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>tfw you create a successful meme that all of 4chan uses

>tfw nobody believes you created it
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>>37838742
>tfw I always need to point out I am the one who made the meme when I see someone post it
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>>37838742
Who cares if no one believes you made it, I believe you, that's all that matters
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>>37838742
Which one boyo?

Oklahoma

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I can't get over it. This hate and anger is burning me up on the inside, it gets worse every day. All I feel is so much anger and hatred towards women who have sex. I just fucking hate them so much, it burns me with rage. What is the source of this? How do I get over it?
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>>37838706
Had sex so what?
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>>37838706
Now now anon, do you hate the women you meet that have had sex, or do you hate the IDEA of women who have had sex?
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>>37838706
it's called "homosexuality"

im not the first one to tell you

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State your political ideology and explain your reasoning behind believing in it.
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Ancap, best system proposed so far with the most social and economic freedoms for the individual.
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>>37838695
Lib right, I was liberal before I started noticing what was going on with the media and the neo-marxisminvading public education, switched to the right out of necessity
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Ancap because I'm individualistic and believe in Darwinism in all spheres of society.

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Hey guys, new fembot here <3 what are those black squares in posts? I thought only text was allowed :ss
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>>37838669
have a (You) baiter
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>>37838669
>Hey guys, new fembot here <3 what are those black squares in posts? I thought only text was allowed :ss

Original
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>>37838669
WHAT BLACK SQUARES

Feeling Hot Hot Hot Edition
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Knee bloody hurts ffs
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I am not british
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Having a bag of tangfastics frenzy carnival, they're much nice than normal tangfastics but also much more sickly imo
>>37838689
what did you do it?

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white bois will defend this
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>white women
>ass

pick one
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>>37838558
Something's missing...
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>>37838558
At least the babbies this one will shit out won't be niggers

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I TOLD MYSELF I WOULDNT FUCKING GO TO SLEEP TONIGHT WITHOUT FILLING OUT SOME JOB APPLICATIONS, THIS SHIT HAS GONE ON LONG ENOUGH

ITS 4:18 AM AND IM STILL PLAYING VIDEO GAMES. I WILL NOT FUCKING SLEEP UNTIL I GET THIS SHIT DONE, I DONT CARE HOW LONG IT TAKES FOR ME TO GET MOTIVATED, IM GOING TO FUCKING DO IT

ILL UPDATE THIS THREAD OCCASSIONALLY IF IT DOESNT DIE THROUGHOUT THE NIGHT
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>>37838525
High heels are God's gift to sex anywhere
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>>37838525
he should originally throw her off that balcony

but ugh

try listening to music or ambience or something, usually makes monotonous things more bearable
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>>37838525
bump for an anon who is trying


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