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>>35475335
Just grope random qts in public

Or give them the middle finger for no reason

Or any other millions of ways to fuck with them

Qts exist for your entertainment, never forget that

>>35475335
>Hopefully not substance abuse
Why not? Drugs are fun.

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substance abuse anon

Summer jobs are okay. Get paid, meet new people. What's the job, anon?

>>35475315
stressful factory job

No other options? Surely you can find a less cancerous job during the summer.

Now watching: Trailer Park Boys

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Want to see some Hentai
How can i?

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>>35475464
No, that is forbidden in rabb.it

>>35475234
Her house, her rules neetcuck

>>35475234
Put a deadbolt on your door.

Whenever she walks in, even if you're sitting doing nothing, just get up drop your pants and start jerking it furiously.

Then yell at the top of your lungs "THIS IS WHY YOU KNOCK BITCH"

Then cum on her. That'll show her.

>>35475200
I'm working and I've got the same, like as if my mind is about 80% brain fog hazing overtime

Depression, beer, and spending most of my day staring at a screen over the past couple of years has made me feel considerably dumber. My attention span has gone to shit, my arithmetic is embarrassing now, and my reading speed and comprehension is not what it used to be.

I hope it's something that will pass

>>35475200
>>35475357
suffering the same fate right now. Bit I've picked up reading again (mostly tolkien/medieval history) and re-reading school/uni materials to deal with that
"reading a lot" is an aquired skill after all

>>35475156
Confusion and pain.

Getting my diaper changed at night.

Either my mother having a breakdown because I invited some friends to my birthday party a couple days later or my cousin raping me. I'm not sure what happend earlier.

>>35475096
start rapping

i'm going to be rich and famous one day but i'm still going to post here

>>35475096
Everyone here wants that, Op

Yes everyone wants this. But what I'm interested in is how you plan to get there

>>35475085
No idea. WANT TO BE MY FRIEND DESU SEMPAI?

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>>35475436
Sure buddy <3 <3

IRC chats

Early in school.
I somehow couldn't bond with people because the way they acted seemed uncertain and childish. We were children, so that was a normal thing for them to do, but I wasn't part of that. I never got over that gap and stayed apart from my peers for all of my school time.

Sometime in middle school
I wanted to be alone more than I wanted to be with friends, and it was clear others were not like this.

When I looked back on my life and remember that I used to regularly think about killing my self but don't because I would never put my parents through something like that.

I didn't have a shitty life that justified this.y life was a nightmare because of my mind. I always thought everyone hated me and made fun of me

I am no longer like that thankfully, but I still have some sperg traits like extreme shyness and lack of social interactions and friends due to that (although I do have some friends)

>>35474934
This song will be about our wives if we ever get married

>can't find a better man

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>>35474971
SHE DREAMS IN COLORS SHE DREAMS IN RED

Another really good Pearl Jam song is called "Nothing Man"

Nice lips

Angie

i fucking hate this pepe
get this trash out of my face

You have to do sex in order to do BDSM

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>>35474807
>Any brobots active in the BDSM/Fetish community?

one time I touched a cashier girl's hand while checking out

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>>35474833
Actually no.

But my point is that the people interested in this kinda stuff are in my experience nerds/internet people so maybe that would be a way to connect with people

>>35474788
FIRST!!

Also nice 88!

>>35474998
hmm
Also last it seems.

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>>35474788
Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites guy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ

Thought I'd post it before the cuck/shill does. Will we be watching it via stream when it's eventually released?

>>35474773
gays don't exist in nature

>>35474773
The average gay guy has a 1000 different partners

You are even worse than women desu

Common Filth is right once again

gays are high promiscuity and were most likely raped as child by someone older.

robots are virgin.

Music works often, desu. Learn to play something. Guitar is relatively easy to self teach and isn't THAT expensive to get into.

Music, books, animals...

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>women
>hobbies worth doing
great joke