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>>39282715
You already know what's up

>>39282715
i'm dying help me keks

MASTURBATORS IN THE HOOOOUSE TONIGHT

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>>39282677
LSD my man. LSD is the way to go.

I love amphetamine
I LOVE amphetamine
I LOVE AMPHETAMINE

FUCKING AMPHETAMINES MAN, BEST SHIT, GOING FAST, SUPER FOCUSED, SUPER ALERT, EUPHORIC, ENERGIZED.

LOVE IT. I RATHER HAVE IT THAN A GIRLFRIEND.

IM SERIOUS

I would slap you again for being such a creep. Why can't men just be NORMAL anymore?

>>39282618
>girl glances at me
>get a boner

>>39282765
I've had this happen on no-fap, at work

>tfw just kept working and the friction from walking turned it from chub to full on erection

>have a handsome face
>be good at computers
>sadistic
>have a good job
>disposable income
>texan
>let's me call him daddy

>>39282602
>fembots
THIS NEEDS TO STOP

>>39282822
>implying fat guy doesn't feel more pleasure in eating than in fucking fembots

>trustworthy
>no
kek

hydes a massive loser, also hideous

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>>39282654
I'm coming for you anon
t. Sam Hyde

A job gets you money, money gets you women. The better the job, the better the women you can get, so don't expect a model if you work a McJob.

>>39282655
then it's not worth it to work.

don't bother anon. if you need money to get a gf then you will never find one who actually loves you. do what I do instead, drown yourself in escapism until virtual reality waifus arrive. that is what motivates me to work.

girls like that bdsm stuff anyway, matter of fact girls report cumming while being raped they enjoy it so much.

Ok. Now I'm your new gf. Tell me about yourself bae.

Okay master, what do you want me to do?

>>39282326
>tf2 at 60fps in servers with 32 people when on lowest settings
With how TF2's running now I can't guarantee that, but your best bet would be building something yourself, would you be willing to do that?

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>>39282326
I bought a windows 10 HP15 and it was around 400 bucks.
Just get a new aged computer for around 300 to 500.

Any modern Dell PC with, at least, Intel HD graphics should be able to do it. Theyre relatively cheap on Dell's official site. I will warn you though, once you go down the rabbit hole of upgrading PCs you will never go back. I went from a 610 to a 1080, to a 1080ti within a short period of time myself.

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They are right. We can't even leave the solar system.

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>talking to "normies" in the first place
>using the term "normie" unironically
Shoo, normalfaggot

Space travel is impossible.
No man made object has ever left the Earth's atmosphere.

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>>39282311
We all will be saved some day

I watched 5 minutes of nhk today and it just sucked, the first episode doesn't really draw you in at all

>>39282722
It was gay and cringy as fuck, no wonder /r9k/ loves it so much

>>39282306
>it wasnt as bad as i thought itd be but i still didnt like it
just got your boipucci filled for the first time anon?

>>39282314
no i started classes

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>>39282330
>no i started classes
oh cool

lecture is pretty comfy I think
remember to actually go to lecture

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>>39282185
asuka a cute! :3

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>>39282471
I want a saito san gf desuyo

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>>39282540
>I want a saito san gf desuyo
this

>>39282153
idk they look pretty happy to see me

>>39282169
They are mocking you.
origo

>>39282153
that guy in the back is f-fast!

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>>39281966
Why would you still go on /pol/? It's full of retards, underageb&, Reddit and other undesirables. The board's gone to shit in the recent years.

>>39282384
Not OP, but /pol/ is immensely entertaining. The problem with /pol/ and /r9k/ is that there both filled with threads that make you unhappy by showing humanities worst. The worst and most demotivating for me are the women hate threads where I end up thinking why should I improve myself if all in going to get is a roastie that divorces me. Taking a break from it really helps put things in perspective and not feel so helpless

A bunch of ugly neckbeards have been roleplaying as national socialists.

fuck I spelled obsessed wrong and I can't delete this

No one, kys faggot.

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Felt that way about Nerf guns for a while. Bought a Zombie Strike Hammershot, fired it a couple times, then threw it into the attic never to touch again.