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>>37333388
Have you tried not having a psychologist?

kill yourself for being a pathetic faggot

>>37333388
Rape her in the anus. It's scientifically proven that forcefully penetrating a woman's rectum will make her submissive a docile

I got a lot issues son
And my thyroid is definitely one

>>37333346
stop sharing wannacry virus thx m8

>>37333383
is that your ctrl v or are you accusing me of something

ayo fembot i got plenty of alcohol at my place.......

Hate is a strong word, OP. You shouldn't use it unless you really mean it.

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Here fembot, have some of my cuppa

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Worst thing by far was my mom giving birth to me instead of just having an abortion and saving me from life's troubles

>>37333150
My Father threatened to kill me and my Mother in our sleep, my Mother lost her sanity and attacked him with a frying pan, my Father tried to kill himself and I was placed in care.

I still live with them 9 years later. It's still horrible.

>>37333150

My aunt smacked my grandma in the face with a phone book on Christmas Eve.

>>37333093
at least you're friends with the love of your life


my love of my life don't even know my surname

>>37333093
Why do you keep pursuing love?
It's useless and will only worsen your life, just focus on yourself, friends and familly.
you don't need an intimate relationship to be happy in life, stick to wanking or check your neighborhood pimp if you want to unload.

you will get a lot of flak by normies due to the friendzoned nice guy meme, and they're all wrong

but it is a fact that love doesn't work like that, falling in love with someone and winning their hearts rarely happens, you must do the opposite and sift through large quantities of women until you find one who is into you, especially if you are an unattractive beta

thoughts?

I eat those raw man up sissy

I've cooked using arbol chilis then fapped without washing my hands on more than one occasion. It's not very fun. Best you can do is ride it out unless sniffing something to carry the oil away sounds fun. Dawn in a neti pot?

>>37333066
pour milk on it, milk serves as a neutraliser
not memeing

Be meatshield

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> learn silat
> teach daddy a lesson
> mummy rewards with cummy

>>37332866

>taunt
>oh shit it's a critical hit
>be fucked

>>37332483

Lol,

That's not a chad.

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>>37332509

U sure,, robo?

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Why are Chads doing this?

>>37332224
I just want to be happy, my man

>>37332257
You have any idea as to what would make you happy? If so what are you doing to achieve that?

Living 10000 BC somewhere in Yurop with tons of game and plants to eats in a small tribe with 30-50 peoples completely ignorant to most things

>>37332118
Yes, I've felt that way before.
Once I was in an airport and a elderly couple from another country couldn't speak English well and they wanted to rent a cart to push their luggage.
They handed me a $100 dollar bill not knowing it's worth.
I assume they come from a country where they have large books that pay for very little.
So I got my mom over and helped them understand.

>>37332118
a qt forgot her camera on the bus once, i gave it to her then she smiled at me and said thank youuuu:):). i think she should have given me a blowjob as a reward.

>>37332284
I think so too.
It's terrible that you got cheated my friend.

>>37332032
shes not even close and I saged this thread

>>37332082
>implying a real robot wouldn't be desperate enough

normies gtfo

>>37332095
>a real robot
What is a real robot, honestly? Someone who has zero self respect? Just because I wouldn't fuck a nigger or a landwhale, it doesn't make me a normie.

When the Jews turned their back on Lord Jesus.

When all my friends went off to college and I stayed behind faking a degree at community college before dropping out and spiraling into depression.

Being 23 and never having been in a relationship also helps.

>>37331949
When I got my 3rd crush in the same year when I was 15.

It has all been a emotionally conflicted academic life since then.

>though it seems this one will go right and ill gf this one bitch up boys wish me luck

>>37331886
feelings of loneliness, generally

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>>37331886
always listening to music
walks fast
wears heavy clothes
extremely polite

Posting here.
oregano

i will save u

Let's save everyone together

cause you're a lazy shit

What a gay thread

This sucks

>>37331538
bro, it's 2017. Nothing sexual is "wrong"

>>37331586
I don't wanna be perceived as a fag though.