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>>36838480
>When did you realize you had a problem?
Don't remember
>How long have you been wanting or attempting to stop or cut back?
1-2 years I think.
>What are some of the negative impacts the addiction has had on your life?
Too many.

If anons want to discuss this I'll elaborate about it a bit more and also give you some tip.

>>36838480
I don't see a problem desu
suprisingly unoriginal

>>36839190
How has whacking off negatively affected your life no

>>36838460
Munching the brown ring? Tossing a bit of salad. Pretty sure whatever metaphor you use for eating ass doesn't make you a cuck

Only if you raised your adulteress wife's child while doing so.

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>>36838460
Short answer,, yes.

Now here's 100 dollars, get the fuck out of my face.

Only if you magic her into an anime first

>>36838462
I wish I could. But I can't find anyone like her in anime.

DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT
MY MOM'S CAT JUST STOLE MY R KEY
DAMMIT

Just tell him. "Real life" is basically synonymous with "bullshit games I like to play" in your world. Guy wants you, you want guy. Please, tell me what's the big fucking problem you had to make a thread about, because it seems to me like you're making problems where there are none.

>>36838435
Take him on a date and have sex with him afterwards, or go on a 2nd date first. :)
Don't ask him on a date like a day before, he might deny or won't turn up(that's what I would do). Just try to force a situation where you can eat and chat with him.

Tell him it's alright to be nervous.

Honestly this thread should have more replies. If it's bait then it's very good, because the condescension is pretty much spot on to how a normie who hates themselves would talk. Honestly, unironically, coming from someone who's probably had sex with more people than you, ask him if he wants to come over to your house and watch a movie or something. Then just make out with him and see how it goes from there. Don't except him to be '"a dick you can use and forget about" though, since people tend to be pretty clingy to the person they lose their virginity to. Also try to stop thinking you're better than everyone, because you're probably not.

...sauce? Origilol

>>36838430
That's a girl (male)?
*re-zips*
Thanks for the warning

>>36838430
You can't. No white person outside porn and the daily mail wants to be with a black guy.

>>36838292
>tfw you realize america has redistributed more money than any other nation on the planet.
>you also realize centralized currency exists to serve an oligarchy and not its people.
>You still defend your fascist overlords because Uncle Sam used /pol/ as a spawning pool to nurture autistic fucks in some twisted circlejerk to fuel your aspy contempt for normalfags.
Venezuela was doing fine until America came in and manipulated oil prices, sinking also the russian and iranian economies.
Libya too, until America rolls in and kills their leader and also destroying their nation.
Germany again, until Uncle Sam storms in like a true white knight jew loving cuck faggot while the rest of the troops were heroically killing jewish slave soldiers to prevent a total takeover of Europe.

B-but communism's never worked r-right?

>>36838544
>Venezuela was doing fine
Lmao what? They based their entire economy on oil you dumb nigger then insulted the people who buy from them...

Also communism has never worked (and never will) you cuckold

>>36838544
So delusional

>>36838283

Anon, I think you probably can skip that. I can't imagine that they "require" something like that.

>>36839408
not OP but nope, not if you wanna ranked.

>>36839408
They do, >>36839421 is right, here is a source http://www. pcgamer .com/dota-2-will-require-a-phone-number-to-play-in-ranked-matches/
I really don't understand how they think it's acceptable, but I guess they can do anything since it's free to play.

>>36838268
Gonna need to see some more examples. I don't like the way her natural hair looks, but it would probably look good if was shaped into a proper afro and didn't look like a bush someone took a hedgetrimmer to while drunk.

>>36838268
Natural. Don't conform to white standards of beauty.
Also weaves are expensive and lump you in with the ghetto crowd.

>>36838268
Stick to original hair. Why are black females so insecure about their blackness? Stop trying to look white. You are not white.

Drink vodka in class for social lubrication

>>36838255
hard alcohol makes me gassy and want to throw up ;_;

>I am too autistic to join a club or society thing
then you're never getting a gf
man up and interact with people for a change, you complete pussy

someone deleted system32 in my brain

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All my problems are more or less catch 22

there's no escape

I don't talk to strangers because that's what I was taught as a kid.
Now that I'm an adult, I'm a stranger and nobody talks to me.

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>>36838179
This is what a "god" looks like apperently

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>>36838179
Godlike inteligence as well

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>>36838281
>>36838301
What the fuck is this shit?
First, you're dumb enough to waste your time with that whore. Second, why wasn't she gassed already? And third, when you're so desperate to sniff a vagina that you're paying for one, then check pic related, you insufferable cunt.

>>36838133
Helicopter parenting is what you're thinking of.

>>36838140
I don't think all the people here had helicopter parents

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>>36838133
>what is the type of parenting that makes someone a loser?

Judgemental nitpicking father combined with dumb, submissive mother who "tries her best"

>>36838062
Diet and introspection.

>>36838062
>what do
kill yourself you fucking slag

do not respond to this post

leave immediately and never come back

>>36838062
please fuck off, this is obvious bait and you're a faggot, please leave and don't come back

>>36838048
it is sickening
when you are in bad mood you get more depressed in mirror
you feel the urge to break everything that reflects even your shadow
nothing is fun or has meaning because your not beautiful but there is nothing you can do about genetics
it is a tragedy to accept i will never feel beautoful just by being myself
i almost live up to take out inferiority complex demon living inside myself
and it fucked up me to the point being asexual because idea of yourself in bed disgusts yourself

It's really not good, especially if you hold a normie place in society.
So bad when you try so hard to get to normiedom, and they take a group photo and you look so out of place. When they talk about getting a partner like it's no big thing, and they can point to someone attractive and be like, so casually "I can attain that" (I mean not verbatim, but it's what they mean).

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its pretty hard never being loved but thats what you get for coming out of the womb looking like shit

really wish someone went ted bundy on me desu

Orbiters are lonely and desperate.

The angry betas who think this board isn't ironic are actually hypocrites.

>>36838023
They act like Stacies: manipulative and full of themselves.