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>>38851510
>Being born in 1999
>Being born in any year after 1995

Yep, it's time for you to leave.

>>38851537
you will never leave, none of us will

>>38851510
Yet you're not any less of a fucking piece of shit faggot.

>>38851417
probably didnt see you as marriage materlial, but clearly wanted to get married

But well yea since you broke up after such a long time its probably better you dont have contact anymore, for both of you

>tfw only gf you ever had just had a kid and is married and still sexy
worst thing is the guy she is married too is uglier than me.

>>38851417
>has had a gf
>ever
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE leave normie

>>38851409
100% of ops are fags for not providing sauce

99.8% of women have laughed a man shorter than them at least once

>>38851409
Citation needed
dfsfffdfsds

Assisted suicide doesn't make sense. If you can't kill yourself, why should someone else do it for you?

So you don't fuck up
>>38851416

>>38851395
>my family loves me
>have friends
>enjoying the neet life
>talking to girls
I think my life is pretty good actually, don't even consider myself as a robot. Im just here to see people doing worse than me

>>38851389
my type is usually dorkier guys, but this is too far. being this far on the spectrum is my limit

>>38851389
Wrong site pal, this guy's a redditor. You can check out his AMA on here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/mg7zm/iama_redditor_who_will_be_on_a_new_tlc_show_the/

He should hook up with his mothers friends.

I met my girl online and we've been living together 2 years now

My opinion is that contrary to popular belief, it CAN work. You just have to keep a couple of things in mind.

>it won't work if she's a shitty person
>you're going to have to put effort into it

But that's like anything

>>38851471
>it won't work if she's a shitty person

What do you mean?

>>38851558
If you want a serious relationship you need to be sure that you're both serious about it.

You need to be sure she's not just leading you on for some sort of validation and will drop you when someone else comes along.

I guess this kind of trust is built slowly over time from getting to know someone really well but even then it can be hard to judge.

>>38851255
Jesus, we robots would be the first to be thrown overboard for being useless shitters.

>>38851255
That's not really what's troubling you is it??

>>38851255
>fantasizing about being a smelly sea nigger
>fantasizing about being enslaved to serve burlier, smellier sea niggers
>fantasizing about gum decay, syphillis, lung disease, and illiteracy
>fantasizing about living in a cramped shack with guns that floats through the ocean.
>fantasizing about dying of sepsis and dehydration on a plank raft because the english sea police wrecked your shit.

>>38851197
No, the orientation programs are useless.

>>38851197
What? No, I mean, if you're totally asocial then yes, otherwise just barge into groups, since they haven't really formed properly yet, if anyone wonders why they haven't seen you, you were abroad, somewhere exotic, say Thailand or something, use that as a point of conversation with the people in the group
Good luck anon!

>>38851239
I didn't go to them either.
>abroad, somewhere exotic, say Thailand or something
Lying is bad and you should feel bad. I just told them I was drinking and playing vidya and nobody has asked me anything after that.

>>38851195
>. I'm only about 5' 8" and it turns out that she's 5' 11". Is there any way I can salvage this? I've been on tinder for months with no matches
platform shoes

or boots, wear boots with lifts in them

>>38851195
You're only supposed up to 2" off. RIP you.

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Just wear heels my man.

I go out to places sometimes with family if that counts. Otherwise I've never been out socially as I've never had friends.

>>38851181
Went out to a restaurant for dinner last week and went to a dive bar yesterday. Was contemplating calling some girl who was flirting with me earlier as well.
>inb4 chad get out reeeee

>>38851181

Last week to the bars

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How arrogant they would act, treating you with no respect, maybe insulting you for being a queer and ridicule you. Getting degraded and put to submission may appear hot but when the dude actually insults you and take advantage of your kink to make you feel like shit, since he'll likely be a judgmental normie scum, after all.

How bad fuckers men are, especially during random hook ups, they will most likely ram your ass dry in one go, not letting you a second to warm up, nor stretching you slowly, it'll tear your insides, then they'll cum in a minute top, going flaccid right away and leaving you sore with no desire to ever again touch you.

You seem to forget how easy it would be to get HIVs, gomorrah, herpes and a lot of sexually transmitted diseases, most of them being impossible to completely cure.
And that would be the best bad ending, you could very well get literally manhandled, punched, maybe stabbed, you'd be crying in pain for him to stop and he'd keep fucking your half numbed skull while breaking your ribs with a steel bar and leaving you as good as dead in a dark corner of the street. Or he might steal your credit card after he finished fucking you, get your infos and blackmail your family with pics he would have taken with his phone from behind. You never know how evil can be.

Is dropping your dildo and trying gay sex a good idea?
You tell me anon.

t. An Anon who cares about his fellow Anons.

>>38851180
this is a valuable public service announcement

>>38851180
>gomorrah
Dohohoh, aren't we a cheeky little bitch?

>>38851160
This is why you don't break the voice chat embargo.

>>38851339
Im too nervous to talk to her anymore, wtf i hate voice chat now

this happened to me, let me warn you though I wish she had never told me.

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>>38851114
>this was almost two years ago

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>>38851132
time flies when you are having fun ha ha

It wasn't, even though news outlets took it for granted right away. Literally the only evidence is the chronology, but we get posts like that every week anyway, so it could plausibly be a coincidence.

I guess it's more interesting to believe.

>>38851132
Holy shit

>>38851092
yeah and traps arent even gay

you can't get away with posting cute girl's (male) and not giving sauce OP.

if youre gay it counts as a gay sexual experience yes

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>>38851085
>liking A Goofy Movie a lot is a black thing
Wut

>>38851123
It's a black thing

>>38851123
Didn't grow up around blacks I take it?